...but more importantly, is that a 7 wheeled skateboard I see under his arm and can I have one too please?
January 24, 2007 at 8:15 AM
Anonymous
said...
No - unless I'm very much mistaken, it looks like the bumper size edition of "The Little Red Book of New Labour Sleaze."
Do I win a prize?
January 24, 2007 at 8:44 AM
Anonymous
said...
No - it is a briefing folder on toilets. He is making a decision with regards to finding the best place to dump the crap and so escape the iron bracelets.
If you're using photoshop, why don't you just go the whole hog, undo his flies and have his old man hanging out, maybe even have him holding a 'Ruth deletes my emails' banner.
January 24, 2007 at 8:58 AM
Anonymous
said...
an excellent choice of reading material, to entertain the low life in the holding cells with - any one remember Arlo Gutherie's Alice's Restaurant ? " And the biggest and the meanest of the father rapers came and sat down next to me & said 'what you in for'.
January 24, 2007 at 9:03 AM
Anonymous
said...
And it made the 5th item on the BBC 9am news on FiveLive!!
January 24, 2007 at 9:06 AM
Anonymous
said...
I can just imagine the Brownite wheels turning, thinking "that bastard Blair's done it again to our vainglorious leader, sending dead meat to run the Scottish elections.Once again we are shafted literally and figuratively.
Or then again it may just be my vivid imagination.
I do hope not.
January 24, 2007 at 9:06 AM
Anonymous
said...
Love the picture especially the cover of his "doc case" which is of course "The Little book of Labour Sleaze" whose authors must remain anonymous!!! Pretty APT though
MCRS
January 24, 2007 at 9:06 AM
Anonymous
said...
Mr Tuscan If you look closely I think it is meant to provide a metaphor for where his career is going
January 24, 2007 at 9:06 AM
Anonymous
said...
Jack McConnell is certainly not guilty of giving peerages for cash. He is however guilty of spending some of the cash that was raised by dubious means, and of not asking where the money was coming from--just like Gordon Brown in fact.
January 24, 2007 at 9:23 AM
Anonymous
said...
Guido, have you been having a bit of fun with the photograph?
January 24, 2007 at 9:24 AM
Anonymous
said...
As I predicted last Saturday 'Powell is next on the list for an early morning wake-up call'. He'll squeal like a stuck pig and will be looking to turn Queen's Eveidence before the fingerprint ink has dried. Given the hysterical posturing by the assorted NuLab fraudsters,thieves and sychphantic luvvies over the way Turner was arrested let's have this slimey bastard arrested as he minces into No 10.
News today of the invention of self deleting, uncopiable e mails. I hope it is too late to save this Downing St. shower.
January 24, 2007 at 9:49 AM
Anonymous
said...
I think the next action is for Yates and his lads to arrest Powell as you allude to. "Mr Pole (or however he pronounces his name) you say....but Ruth Turner says (something different) and John McTernan says (something different again). C'mon Jonathan we've got you bang to rights mate, but we don't want you we want Mr.Big......"
I'm still buying at 28th Feb for Blair to be gone and my lounge to be sprayed with Champagne.
January 24, 2007 at 9:52 AM
Anonymous
said...
Is this the same John McTernan who said 'Despite its critics, an independent Scotland is irreversible and must be nurtured'
January 24, 2007 at 10:18 AM
Anonymous
said...
Of course the BBC reported this morning as part of the investigation into loans made to "political parties". Er, ... no I think it is now down to jest one unless McTernan, powell and Turner have been moonlighting.
Guido, have you been having a bit of fun with the photograph?
No, they are all having a little fun with my original concept, however one must now muse upon whether or not that triumvirate of Reid, Falconer, and Goldsmith have finally joined a sub-plot to make beds available by emptying thousands of petty criminals out onto our streets, thus making way for bigger fish?
January 24, 2007 at 11:14 AM
Anonymous
said...
How much did Mr 'No-NOTES' Goldsmith cough up to the Labour Party BEFORE he was ennobled ?
January 24, 2007 at 11:41 AM
Anonymous
said...
Guido, Some humble pie here, mate. I thought you were just idly speculating when you said a few months ago that the rozzers were slowly working their way up the food chain, so that those lower down would start to incriminate their superiors [sic], or should that be [sick]?
But, lo, it hath cometh to pass !
And verily, there shall be rejoicing and pealing of bells [get on with it] when Jonathan 'perm' Powell gets the early morning wake up call by Yates..
Given the army of photographers hassling Kate Middleton, couldn't they give themselves a break, and some good publicity by camping outside Powell's residence instead ? They can't have all that long to wait for some good snaps!
January 24, 2007 at 11:51 AM
Anonymous
said...
Mr Guido 'Crimestopper' Fawkes - I am a little concerned that a wanted villain by the name of John McNumpty is on the loose - and we the public have no idea what he looks like.
Given that the police are interested in him, perhaps you have on your files a 'photofit' type picture that would allow us identify the man if we were to bump into him and do our duty as UK citizens ?
Your humble obedient servant etc.
January 24, 2007 at 11:54 AM
Anonymous
said...
Also on the Today programme this morning [details sketchy, as I was half asleep] was a story of how many white people in the UK are actually descended from the Africans.
Of course, If one goes back millions of years, we all began in Africa. But I think this was suggesting that there were white people [in Yorkshire, I think] whose 'Y' Chromosome showed that a dozen generations earlier they had an African lineage.
Verily I say unto thee, in the land of Blog there was a prophet who foretold the demise of the evil and unjust King.
"No" said the oracle of Beeb in the West, Niccus Robinsonium, "the prophet is a false prophet". The King's tribune Lord Mikus Whitewash, played his melody "the prophet of Blog has an agenda, it shall not come to pass". In the Garrick, Antonius Sampson foretold "this new prophet, he is unwise to the ways of the world, this is not how we do things in the Kingdom. More claret?"
And so from pundit to press, from pillar to pillar did the message go. "This prophet is a false prophet, see the cattle of the Lobby, do they cease quenching their thirst at the well, do they heed his false words? No. Guido's followers are heretics and greater fools than the Lobby."
The prophet Guido remained in his cave, writing his new testament, "Mark my words there will come among you a man, a man of incorruptible stone and fortitude, his name will be Yates. Yates will look to the teacher. He will see that the teacher has done wrong. The teacher will be the first. The Hebrew Lord too will do the walk of the perpetrator". All came to pass.
The Alchemist who gave gold to the King was next laid low by Yates. Ruth, the King's fallen woman, was woken from her slumbers to tell of her perversions. Yates sought the truth and nothing but the truth.
Mark of the Observer wagered Guido he was wrong, yet when the prophet was found to be right, he failed to honour his wager. These are the ways of the disbelievers. Doubting Fraser, wanted to believe the prophet, "I will break bread with you and drink fine wine, for yours is the path of righteousness, but alas I fear evil does rule our land".
But lo and behold, all the King's men began to fall to Yates as prophesied, and then did the people of the land of the blog realise in their hearts, the old ways were wrong and the old oracles were banished from their counsels.
The prophet was recognised by the people of the land of the Blog. This is the word of the Blog.
January 24, 2007 at 12:36 PM
Anonymous
said...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/6293225.stm "Judges and magistrates are being asked in a letter by Home Secretary John Reid and legal chiefs to jail only the most dangerous and persistent criminals."
Just in time to keep his colleagues out of jail, eh?
January 24, 2007 at 1:02 PM
Anonymous
said...
Just watching PM Question Time. Blair stuttering over the p-prison word at least twice. Wonder why ;-)
It'll be handy for his cell mate to grab hold of while he stabs him up the shitter, too!
January 24, 2007 at 1:31 PM
Anonymous
said...
Anonymous said... "Just watching PM Question Time. Blair stuttering over the p-prison word at least twice. Wonder why ;-)" 1:05 PM
Get a job you shiftless git! and stop watching housewife telly. you know you'll be switching over to, Cash in the Attic, soon.
January 24, 2007 at 1:43 PM
Anonymous
said...
Powell informs wellwishers that correct pronuniation of his name is 'Pole' as in Anthony Powell, deceased author and inveterate snob. Pole tells insiders that he has covered his backside ab inito after warning his boss that playing fast and loose with peerages as currency is a dangerous business. So its Ruthie and Sleazebag Levy for the chop.
January 24, 2007 at 1:47 PM
Anonymous
said...
dr crackers said...
Powell informs wellwishers that correct pronuniation of his name is 'Pole' as in Anthony Powell, deceased author and inveterate snob.
There used to be a magistrate at Clerkenwell Magistrates Court called Mr Burke. God help anyone who failed to addressed him as Mr Buick.
He was a cunt, too.
January 24, 2007 at 1:59 PM
Anonymous
said...
"Pole tells insiders that he has covered his backside ab initio after warning his boss that playing fast and loose with peerages as currency is a dangerous business. So its Ruthie and Sleazebag Levy for the chop."
Dacre's Daily Moron thinks otherwise. In typical fashion they have "dubbed" (Daily Mail Word No. 261, from same file as "probe" and "bid") Pole, Turner, Levy and Blair the ... wait for it, wait for it ...
GANG OF FOUR
January 24, 2007 at 4:38 PM
Anonymous
said...
"Pole tells insiders that he has covered his backside ab initio after warning his boss that playing fast and loose with peerages as currency is a dangerous business."
And what would Rumpole make of that admission? That he was aware that a crime was being contemplated? Did he inform the authorities? Why not? Did he inform the police when it became apparent that the principles were proceeding with their dastardly plan? Why not? Has he subsequently told the police everything he knows? Why not? Has he participated in any way in shredding files, deleting emails - or been aware that this might be taking place? Oh dear.
Silly boy. The high jump awaits.
January 24, 2007 at 6:45 PM
Anonymous
said...
McTernan and Powell should both be arrested for crimes against haircuts!
January 24, 2007 at 7:47 PM
Anonymous
said...
And tonight, Tony Blair, "this is your life..."
January 24, 2007 at 8:25 PM
Anonymous
said...
Ah, so so sweet. I'm no frickin tory but I do despise this current Labour rabble with a vengence. War mongering, overtaxating, over-legislating parasites.
I see Mr Reid has asked all the judges to go lightly on criminals these days, not hard to see why...? Can't have Mr Pole et al doing porridge can we?
Come the revolution, there won't be enough lampposts.....
Garcia, sangria drinker.
PS, Guido, fuggin great blog. For a tory anyway ;-)
January 24, 2007 at 8:49 PM
Anonymous
said...
The Ghost of Eamon(n) Andrews said...And tonight, Tony Blair, "this is your life..."
And this is how you will be remembered:
You started in the office of Prime Minister, wanting to find "a third way." Many believed you.
Instead, both you and Cherie cheapened 10 Downing Street in a way that no-one would have believed possible. Your avarice has been without bounds. You have been an embarrassment to this country.
You chose to govern in a presidential style that goes against hundreds of years of hard-won democracy. You have cut out parliament and even your own cabinet from the real decisions of government, preferring to surround yourself with cronies and sycophants who would share your sofa. You have betrayed the electorate.
You took your country into a war on a premise that was a lie. You were prepared to watch as our bravest and best laid down their lives at the altar of your naivety and vanity.
This is your life...this will be your legacy.
January 24, 2007 at 8:55 PM
Anonymous
said...
Man of Steel - epitaph spot on. You could have addedd "And you and your ministers were fucking mega incompetent."
January 25, 2007 at 7:12 AM
Anonymous
said...
McTernan being hung out to dry for Labour Scots election debacle, leaves Gordo blameless. Well done Moles
So the CPS are leaking the fact charges are 'unlikely' in the cash for peerages enquiry. Regardless of the technical reasons behind this position with regards establishing intent etc, where does this leave Guido & his obsession? He was wrong about blood soaked baloney being arrested under caution, & now after months of nods and winks nothing is going to come of the enquiry itself.
Can they even get anyone for perverting the course of justice?
Who is going to bother with this site now it's proved so woefully misinformed. Guido should have rowed back when there was no caution for baloney, but his contacts kept feeding him what he wanted to hear.
Presumably having blown the bummer butler case, & now this, yatesy is up the whatsit without a doodah.
Anyone but Labour benefits scrounging scum knows baloney is a lying deceitful wretch, but this site's tips have proved innaccurate. I wont be back for sure.
46 comments:
...but more importantly, is that a 7 wheeled skateboard I see under his arm and can I have one too please?
No - unless I'm very much mistaken, it looks like the bumper size edition of "The Little Red Book of New Labour Sleaze."
Do I win a prize?
No - it is a briefing folder on toilets. He is making a decision with regards to finding the best place to dump the crap and so escape the iron bracelets.
that hair will be handy as a prison bog-brush.
Cool pic
When does a Powell become a Pole?
If you're using photoshop, why don't you just go the whole hog, undo his flies and have his old man hanging out, maybe even have him holding a 'Ruth deletes my emails' banner.
an excellent choice of reading material, to entertain the low life in the holding cells with - any one remember Arlo Gutherie's Alice's Restaurant ? " And the biggest and the meanest of the father rapers came and sat down next to me & said 'what you in for'.
And it made the 5th item on the BBC 9am news on FiveLive!!
I can just imagine the Brownite wheels turning, thinking "that bastard Blair's done it again to our vainglorious leader, sending dead meat to run the Scottish elections.Once again we are shafted literally and figuratively.
Or then again it may just be my vivid imagination.
I do hope not.
Love the picture especially the cover of his "doc case" which is of course "The Little book of Labour Sleaze" whose authors must remain anonymous!!!
Pretty APT though
MCRS
Mr Tuscan
If you look closely I think it is meant to provide a metaphor for where his career is going
Jack McConnell is certainly not guilty of giving peerages for cash. He is however guilty of spending some of the cash that was raised by dubious means, and of not asking where the money was coming from--just like Gordon Brown in fact.
Guido, have you been having a bit of fun with the photograph?
As I predicted last Saturday 'Powell is next on the list for an early morning wake-up call'. He'll squeal like a stuck pig and will be looking to turn Queen's Eveidence before the fingerprint ink has dried.
Given the hysterical posturing by the assorted NuLab fraudsters,thieves and sychphantic luvvies over the way Turner was arrested let's have this slimey bastard arrested as he minces into No 10.
Are those toilets all over his tie?
Brings a nice glow on a snowy day.
The Scots are a little more keen on anti-corruption and will punish New Labour for this.
Please anonymous@9:06 its BBC Leftwingviews
News today of the invention of self deleting, uncopiable e mails. I hope it is too late to save this Downing St. shower.
I think the next action is for Yates and his lads to arrest Powell as you allude to.
"Mr Pole (or however he pronounces his name) you say....but Ruth Turner says (something different) and John McTernan says (something different again). C'mon Jonathan we've got you bang to rights mate, but we don't want you we want Mr.Big......"
I'm still buying at 28th Feb for Blair to be gone and my lounge to be sprayed with Champagne.
Is this the same John McTernan who said 'Despite its critics, an independent Scotland is irreversible and must be nurtured'
Of course the BBC reported this morning as part of the investigation into loans made to "political parties". Er, ... no I think it is now down to jest one unless McTernan, powell and Turner have been moonlighting.
The big question is why did these announcements take so long to come out?
Particularly in the case of McConnell.
By trying to suppress what was a relatively banal development, Scottish Labour have opened up a hornet's nest.
It could engulf their campaign if more revelations come to light in the not too distant future.
http://granitecapitalcity.blogspot.com/2007/01/mcconnell-dragged-into-cash-for.html
Maggie Thatcher fan said...
Guido, have you been having a bit of fun with the photograph?
No, they are all having a little fun with my original concept, however one must now muse upon whether or not that triumvirate of Reid, Falconer, and Goldsmith have finally joined a sub-plot to make beds available by emptying thousands of petty criminals out onto our streets, thus making way for bigger fish?
How much did Mr 'No-NOTES' Goldsmith cough up to the Labour Party BEFORE he was ennobled ?
Guido, Some humble pie here, mate. I thought you were just idly speculating when you said a few months ago that the rozzers were slowly working their way up the food chain, so that those lower down would start to incriminate their superiors [sic], or should that be [sick]?
But, lo, it hath cometh to pass !
And verily, there shall be rejoicing and pealing of bells [get on with it] when Jonathan 'perm' Powell gets the early morning wake up call by Yates..
Given the army of photographers hassling Kate Middleton, couldn't they give themselves a break, and some good publicity by camping outside Powell's residence instead ? They can't have all that long to wait for some good snaps!
Mr Guido 'Crimestopper' Fawkes - I am a little concerned that a wanted villain by the name of John McNumpty is on the loose - and we the public have no idea what he looks like.
Given that the police are interested in him, perhaps you have on your files a 'photofit' type picture that would allow us identify the man if we were to bump into him and do our duty as UK citizens ?
Your humble obedient servant etc.
Also on the Today programme this morning [details sketchy, as I was half asleep] was a story of how many white people in the UK are actually descended from the Africans.
Of course, If one goes back millions of years, we all began in Africa. But I think this was suggesting that there were white people [in Yorkshire, I think] whose 'Y' Chromosome showed that a dozen generations earlier they had an African lineage.
I wonder if 'curly' has ever been to Harrogate ??
< http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/6293333.stm >
Was this it ?
Verily I say unto thee, in the land of Blog there was a prophet who foretold the demise of the evil and unjust King.
"No" said the oracle of Beeb in the West, Niccus Robinsonium, "the prophet is a false prophet". The King's tribune Lord Mikus Whitewash, played his melody "the prophet of Blog has an agenda, it shall not come to pass". In the Garrick, Antonius Sampson foretold "this new prophet, he is unwise to the ways of the world, this is not how we do things in the Kingdom. More claret?"
And so from pundit to press, from pillar to pillar did the message go. "This prophet is a false prophet, see the cattle of the Lobby, do they cease quenching their thirst at the well, do they heed his false words? No. Guido's followers are heretics and greater fools than the Lobby."
The prophet Guido remained in his cave, writing his new testament, "Mark my words there will come among you a man, a man of incorruptible stone and fortitude, his name will be Yates. Yates will look to the teacher. He will see that the teacher has done wrong. The teacher will be the first. The Hebrew Lord too will do the walk of the perpetrator". All came to pass.
The Alchemist who gave gold to the King was next laid low by Yates. Ruth, the King's fallen woman, was woken from her slumbers to tell of her perversions. Yates sought the truth and nothing but the truth.
Mark of the Observer wagered Guido he was wrong, yet when the prophet was found to be right, he failed to honour his wager. These are the ways of the disbelievers. Doubting Fraser, wanted to believe the prophet, "I will break bread with you and drink fine wine, for yours is the path of righteousness, but alas I fear evil does rule our land".
But lo and behold, all the King's men began to fall to Yates as prophesied, and then did the people of the land of the blog realise in their hearts, the old ways were wrong and the old oracles were banished from their counsels.
The prophet was recognised by the people of the land of the Blog. This is the word of the Blog.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/6293225.stm
"Judges and magistrates are being asked in a letter by Home Secretary John Reid and legal chiefs to jail only the most dangerous and persistent criminals."
Just in time to keep his colleagues out of jail, eh?
Just watching PM Question Time. Blair stuttering over the p-prison word at least twice. Wonder why ;-)
inmate said...
that hair will be handy as a prison bog-brush.
It'll be handy for his cell mate to grab hold of while he stabs him up the shitter, too!
Anonymous said...
"Just watching PM Question Time. Blair stuttering over the p-prison word at least twice. Wonder why ;-)"
1:05 PM
Get a job you shiftless git! and stop watching housewife telly. you know you'll be switching over to, Cash in the Attic, soon.
Powell informs wellwishers that correct pronuniation of his name is 'Pole' as in Anthony Powell, deceased author and inveterate snob. Pole tells insiders that he has covered his backside ab inito after warning his boss that playing fast and loose with peerages as currency is a dangerous business. So its Ruthie and Sleazebag Levy for the chop.
dr crackers said...
Powell informs wellwishers that correct pronuniation of his name is 'Pole' as in Anthony Powell, deceased author and inveterate snob.
There used to be a magistrate at Clerkenwell Magistrates Court called Mr Burke. God help anyone who failed to addressed him as Mr Buick.
He was a cunt, too.
"Pole tells insiders that he has covered his backside ab initio after warning his boss that playing fast and loose with peerages as currency is a dangerous business. So its Ruthie and Sleazebag Levy for the chop."
Dacre's Daily Moron thinks otherwise. In typical fashion they have "dubbed" (Daily Mail Word No. 261, from same file as "probe" and "bid") Pole, Turner, Levy and Blair the ... wait for it, wait for it ...
GANG OF FOUR
"Pole tells insiders that he has covered his backside ab initio after warning his boss that playing fast and loose with peerages as currency is a dangerous business."
And what would Rumpole make of that admission?
That he was aware that a crime was being contemplated? Did he inform the authorities?
Why not?
Did he inform the police when it became apparent that the principles were proceeding with their dastardly plan?
Why not?
Has he subsequently told the police everything he knows?
Why not?
Has he participated in any way in shredding files, deleting emails - or been aware that this might be taking place?
Oh dear.
Silly boy.
The high jump awaits.
McTernan and Powell should both be arrested for crimes against haircuts!
And tonight, Tony Blair, "this is your life..."
Ah, so so sweet. I'm no frickin tory but I do despise this current Labour rabble with a vengence. War mongering, overtaxating, over-legislating parasites.
I see Mr Reid has asked all the judges to go lightly on criminals these days, not hard to see why...? Can't have Mr Pole et al doing porridge can we?
Come the revolution, there won't be enough lampposts.....
Garcia, sangria drinker.
PS, Guido, fuggin great blog. For a tory anyway ;-)
The Ghost of Eamon(n) Andrews said...And tonight, Tony Blair, "this is your life..."
And this is how you will be remembered:
You started in the office of Prime Minister, wanting to find "a third way." Many believed you.
Instead, both you and Cherie cheapened 10 Downing Street in a way that no-one would have believed possible. Your avarice has been without bounds. You have been an embarrassment to this country.
You chose to govern in a presidential style that goes against hundreds of years of hard-won democracy. You have cut out parliament and even your own cabinet from the real decisions of government, preferring to surround yourself with cronies and sycophants who would share your sofa. You have betrayed the electorate.
You took your country into a war on a premise that was a lie. You were prepared to watch as our bravest and best laid down their lives at the altar of your naivety and vanity.
This is your life...this will be your legacy.
Man of Steel - epitaph spot on. You could have addedd "And you and your ministers were fucking mega incompetent."
McTernan being hung out to dry for Labour Scots election debacle, leaves Gordo blameless. Well done Moles
Come on, even the BBC have the latest story! ;)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/6300293.stm
So the CPS are leaking the fact charges are 'unlikely' in the cash for peerages enquiry.
Regardless of the technical reasons behind this position with regards establishing intent etc, where does this leave Guido & his obsession?
He was wrong about blood soaked baloney being arrested under caution, & now after months of nods and winks nothing is going to come of the enquiry itself.
Can they even get anyone for perverting the course of justice?
Who is going to bother with this site now it's proved so woefully misinformed.
Guido should have rowed back when there was no caution for baloney, but his contacts kept feeding him what he wanted to hear.
Presumably having blown the bummer butler case, & now this, yatesy is up the whatsit without a doodah.
Anyone but Labour benefits scrounging scum knows baloney is a lying deceitful wretch, but this site's tips have proved innaccurate.
I wont be back for sure.