Oona on the Freedom to Party

59 comments:

Anonymous said...

First!

Rich Johnston said...

What's that under her nostril?

Anonymous said...

After all, she has done the research…

And so have you, by most accounts.

AntiCitizenOne said...

rich,

It's the froth from a popular caffeinated fizzy drink.

Anonymous said...

its almost like no one got you on their camera phone old boy

Tuscan Tony said...

Is that a Straw I see up her...nose?

Anonymous said...

Oona? In Fire? And is that Chris Bryant I can see in the background...?

Anonymous said...

She was also the one that opined that the Chuch of England should "stop moralising and be more representative of today's society" on Any Questions.

Hhhhhmm - I must confess that I have always thought moralising to be pretty essential in a religion.

Anonymous said...

Oona paloma blanca disappearing up her right nostril.

Anonymous said...

I wish she was still my MP rather than that racist tosspot we have now.

Anonymous said...

I hear Jack reckons she's "brilliant".

It's enough to drive you to drink!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I wish she was still my MP rather than that racist tosspot we have now.

Don't you mean you wish you still were an MP, Ooooona?

Anonymous said...

any idea when it will be released??

Anonymous said...

Oona. Is she the one who voted to close Grammar Schools and then sent her son to a private school.

Anonymous said...

I remember that "ecstatic" look on her face all too well.

Anonymous said...

Why does her face always look so greasy, and why does she always seem so pleased with herself?

And why is her arse getting so huge? And how come she gets on the telly so often and gets to make a programme for BBC radio?

Tuscan Tony said...

Schlong..are you reklated in any way to the schlong of PH, perchance?

Anonymous said...

"And why is her arse getting so huge? "
Someone has to say it; because it's in her genes.

Anonymous said...

Guido did you have anthing to do with Ch4 and Brian Haw

Anonymous said...

Looks like somebody wanked over her..and by that look she liked it...

Anonymous said...

Thank de lord dat you took off dat last thread.

Anonymous said...

MR T
A girl cant get enough schlong , ask Oona.
Then again some girls get the wrong schlong and drink themselves to death.
Where is Nick drew when we need a schlong song?

Anonymous said...

Nows dat we's looked again, it's still there. Guido, you is one mean fuck man to exploit grief. Take it off man, her family doesn't need dis crap.

Anonymous said...

Guido is a fan of Oona...

Brown-nosing in more ways than one. She's a revoltingly smug professional ethnic who was delighted to be part of the highly authoritarian NuLabour government. But she likes a drink and a snort, so it's all okay!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I hear Jack reckons she's "brilliant".

We've heard that before about the "man of straw"

Anonymous said...

Why is she looking in 2 different directions?

Anonymous said...

hirearky
Try and grasp the meaning of the word "irony"
And then maybe you will get the joke.

Anonymous said...

hitlers schlong,

You're seeing irony where there is none. Guido was being serious.

Anonymous said...

Its hard to talk with your mouth full says Ooo Ooooo OOOOna - but for some thats the last straw, and I wonder who gives jack?

Anonymous said...

M.P.I.L.F
MP Id like to fuck

Anonymous said...

anon 8:51
Its hard to tell.

Anonymous said...

Wheres Peter Hitchens when you need him?

Anonymous said...

Fucking is too good for her, she needs to be flipped over , ass rammed and then made to suck her own shit off me , then get locked up for 20 years and possibly machine gunned.
I were born a working class cock and shall die a working class cock.

Anonymous said...

Oona King was born in 1967. which would make her around 21 or 22 during the mass introduction of BigFishLittleFishCardboardBox...

Anonymous said...

Mr Chenevix Trench
You're thinking of Diane Abbott - I know it must be confusing trying to keep in touch from beyondthe grave

Julian said...

Yep, lost her seat at the last election and dance music is dying the death at the moment - 2 great topics for Oona to talk about.

Anonymous said...

Guido maybe you can tell us if this Oona is a bit of a party girl.

I like party girls....

Anonymous said...

reach 4 da lazers!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKeUCX_ThN8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chWULFk14EQ

safe as fuck

Anonymous said...

stop dancing on a pinhead with tedious oblique references. It's well known among people who know these things (ie. not you lot) that the person in question was a keen caner in her time in Europe and brought the stuff back home to enjoy in Blighty with her fella. So, there you have it!

Anonymous said...

So you're saying she's a dominatrix. Miss Whiplash perhaps? I seem to recall hearing something like that a few years ago.

I wonder if she left Jack with a sore botty?

Anonymous said...

Oona King, the woman who made George Galloway look good!

Anonymous said...

It's a pity the New Labour trolls are cluttering up the witty stuff with their racists anonymous comments...

Is it true that the latest clubbing slang is to be "Oonered" - that is, to be so trashed that you can neither focus nor speak coherently? I heard that somewhere...

Anonymous said...

Diane Abbott was indeed the total hypocrite who voted to close Grammer Schools and then sent her own son private, typical Labour really. And if you want to talk about big arses, in both senses of the phrase, now she's your girl..... A total M P I D E W T F (MP I don't EVER want to fuck)!

Anonymous said...

Is she related to Marty Feldman?

Anonymous said...

Cassandra - Thanks for correction. I had a vague feeling of unease in making the comment. Too long in the grave does dim the memory. Would Miss King be the one with a fat arse and penchant for the hard stuff, then?

Anonymous said...

Are you all saying she's aqcuainted with Guido's good friends Charlie and Ebeneezer Goode, and in addition to that she likes a roll in the Straw.

She sounds like a top lass with dodgy taste in men. Perfect for me. Anyone got her number....

Anonymous said...

She and her husband have just adopted a child from overseas. I thought parents (unless you are Madonna) have to go through a rigorous selection process from social services to ensure you will be a suitable parent.

Unknown said...

Those loopy eyes are a classic. Thanks for a great laugh this snowy morning.

Anonymous said...

CHENEVIX -
slightly embarrassing to mix up two BLACK FEMALE MPs? What would Dave C say?

ex Yard 'tec said...

Even I can do a better impression of Blunket than that!

Anonymous said...

I'll give you the benefit of the doubt pet, and say you've had a sip too much of the Newkie brown ale.

Anonymous said...

http://www.paul-farris.com/photography/portrait/oona_king.jpg

Enjoy, er sorry I meant enjoyed.

Anonymous said...

Why are we still suffering this parasitical woman, can't she get a real job without the taxpayer paying for it.
a pox and plague on her and all her ilk (politicians and the like)

Anonymous said...

To be fair to her, A:M is a fucking good party.

william said...

The Criminal Justice act is a bit of a problem for liberal tories who want to say that authoritarianism is a left-wing habit. I'm afraid it's just an authority habit.

Anonymous said...

Documentary on Dance music and politics?

What the fuck?

Is she going to do a bit of canvassing in the Ministry of Sound?

"Hey, I'm Oona. Can I can count on your vote?"

"No, fuck off! Unless you want to suck my cock bitch!

Anonymous said...

Bet her minge is VERY hairy.

Anonymous said...

What is her the connection with Jack Straw? Can someone please enlighten me?

Anonymous said...

I heard on Radio 4 that this site was satirical. It also makes a lot of rude offensive remarks about Ooona that should not be aired in public. Try regulaiting your selves, boys.