Great work Mr Street. However I feel for 'tuscan's benefit, I think we should also ferret out a couple of 'bird flu' related pictures.
Especially as the 'Bernard Matthews' rep. on 'Today' didn't seem to sure whether the birds have come from Hungary or, ahem, Turkey.
So much for EU Enlargement..
February 9, 2007 at 10:08 AM
Anonymous
said...
Hooray for Gordon, he's broken another record:
....December's figures contributed to the largest annual (UK) trade deficit since records began in 1697, with the total trade gap for 2006 widening to 55.8 billion pounds in 2006 from 44.6 billion in 2005.
Guido, never mind your two day hangover and missing phone and credit cards(god you must have been hammered). Is Mrs Fawkes speaking to you yet, or will you being suffering from a domestic artic blast for another few days?
Anything showing Gordon's false sith smile (like the silver plate on a coffin, as O'Connell said of Peel) would be good but might not help a hangover...
Look, I can't mess about as much in the next lesson, the kids are fucking nutters - r u going to make a decision or not?
February 9, 2007 at 11:50 AM
Anonymous
said...
How about the link between the selling of Smith Square to a "European Company" and Bliar's tendencies towards buying up london?
February 9, 2007 at 11:50 AM
Anonymous
said...
Well, well, it looks like some of Labour's "wimmin" have woken up and are out hunting.
Fiona McTaggart MP wants Jack Straw's balls on a platter, and she's not one to mess with particularly when she's got the Phemale Pharaoh, Margaret Hodge, in tow along with the Eagle girls and increasing numbers of the monstrous regiment formerly known as Blair's Babes.
With no power base of his own and "Underpants" Bryant as his main cheerleader over Lord's Reform, Jack is looking increasingly isolated. A few juicy stories in the Sunday papers is the last thing he needs.
Never heard of the 'Magic Minicab'? Its the method by which you manage to arrive home at 5.00am in shirtsleeves in sub-zero temperatures with no money, no credit cards, no coat, no glasses and no recollection of how you got back except a vague memory of the one really embarrassing thing you did with the chandelier and your hostesses pet otter.
It's usually drowned out by the insistence your brain has that, having got you home, it insists that you open up that bottle of rare Savenierre you've been holding onto and watching England getting thrashed by Australia at an ungodly hour of the morning.
Personally I prefer the 'Magic Minibus' which always seems to turn up on schedule after the third bottle of wine, takes all the real mingers away from the party and replaces them with stunning models instead ...
February 9, 2007 at 12:50 PM
Anonymous
said...
How Hogarthian Guido sounds. I've just been looking at a reproduction in "The Daily Mail" of Hogarth's "The Rake at Rose Tavern" which shows a drunken reveller, after a hard night's partying, being robbed of his valuables by a syphilitic prostitute.
But I'm sure there is a more innocent explanation in Guido's case. He probably left them in a library. Or perhaps he had a "stroke" like the Bishop of Woolwich
February 9, 2007 at 12:54 PM
Anonymous
said...
Guido, please switch the George Street filter on. Ta muchly.
February 9, 2007 at 12:59 PM
Anonymous
said...
Guido, hoodie for G. Street please - good effort.
February 9, 2007 at 1:01 PM
Anonymous
said...
What about dave in his gardening gear at the foggy ball?
February 9, 2007 at 1:11 PM
Anonymous
said...
Does anyone know if George Street teaches english at Harrow or Eton?
February 9, 2007 at 1:25 PM
Anonymous
said...
How about a nice picture of Oliver Cromwell to remind us all of the smack of firm Government and the outlawing of the kind of drug addled excess that Guido promotes.
February 9, 2007 at 1:50 PM
Anonymous
said...
ww.torchsong.com/freaks/archive/rakes/body.html Click on Plate 3
February 9, 2007 at 2:11 PM
Anonymous
said...
George Street teaches at Eastbourne College, FYI
February 9, 2007 at 2:52 PM
Anonymous
said...
Vodka and red bull? No totty report? Has hanging around with all these politicans had some sort of an effect on you Guido?
Red Bull - I'm not surprised you're still suffering. In fact, I'm surprised you're not hospitalised. The first time a friend of mine tried that devil's brew she had an allergic reaction so severe that we had to take her to hospital.
Stick to straight vodka in future or, if you must mix it, go for martinis.
76 comments:
Go on, you know you want to
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41507000/jpg/_41507744_rice_straw_afp_416.jpg
Guess the Miliband blink rate.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/6344823.stm
or this
http://www.321gold.com/mustread/gordonbrown/allmouth_notrousers.jpg
or this
http://www.emanuel.org.uk/curriculum/business/Gordon%20brown%20Youngenterprise.JPG
or this
http://www.emanuel.org.uk/curriculum/business/Gordon%20brown%20Youngenterprise.JPG
and thuis
http://www.epolitix.com/NR/rdonlyres/83964DC4-571B-42A3-A8FA-B5273811B0C9/0/simonburnsGordonBrown.jpg
http://funnynews.free.fr/photos/1838.jpg
Great work Mr Street. However I feel for 'tuscan's benefit, I think we should also ferret out a couple of 'bird flu' related pictures.
Especially as the 'Bernard Matthews' rep. on 'Today' didn't seem to sure whether the birds have come from Hungary or, ahem, Turkey.
So much for EU Enlargement..
Hooray for Gordon, he's broken another record:
....December's figures contributed to the largest annual (UK) trade deficit since records began in 1697, with the total trade gap for 2006 widening to 55.8 billion pounds in 2006 from 44.6 billion in 2005.
http://www.housepricecrash.co.uk/forum/index.php?showtopic=42029
http://www.fmft.net/
Great cartoons, if already captioned
Controversial ....
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1370000/images/_1373199_fiona300.jpg
http://in.rediff.com/news/2005/feb/17look.htm
Jack Straw gets new job working in the Bernard Matthews 'New Product Division'...
Jon Snow after a night out with the Fawkes
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40898000/jpg/_40898958_jon_snow_203pa.jpg
Guido, never mind your two day hangover and missing phone and credit cards(god you must have been hammered). Is Mrs Fawkes speaking to you yet, or will you being suffering from a domestic artic blast for another few days?
Thatcher is trendy...
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/C56502~Margaret-Thatcher-and-Nelson-Mandela-Posters.jpg
Dubya and turkey
http://www.michaelmoore.com/_images/splash/bush_turkey.jpg
Talking Turkey with fat boy Jamie
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41118000/jpg/_41118462_jamie2_pa.jpg
Oh dear, I'm not sure "Manic" would include that in his list of "how to run a succesful political blog"!
Luckily, every post on this blog proves him wrong...
Sorry have already nailed the Friday pic. Plus a bit of Anna Nicole!
Blair gobs a turkey burger
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Politics/Pix/pictures/2002/02/11/brighouse128.jpg
http://www.hainpuresnax.com/about_us/history.php
Results of Bernard Matthews re-brand announced..
Blair gobs a turkey burger
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Politics/Pix/pictures/2002/02/11/brighouse128.jpg
TB n GB txt
http://www.bbc.co.uk/hindi/specials/images/169_qa_ukelex/5114729_blair_brown.jpg
Ah, Ambassador Street, you are spoiling us with these delicacies...
I'd forgotten about the Bush 'Wild Turkey' one...
Balls juggling the numbers again?
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Politics/Pix/pictures/2005/05/05/Bingoballs372.jpg
He loves his gadgets, don't he?
http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/04/08/blair_phone_wideweb__430x337,1.jpg
Composite
http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2006-05/05/xinsrc_482050306091885928431.jp
Sounds like you've been hosting Gerald. I wondered where he might have gone recently.
is this a blog putsch?
How about a picture of the Speaker fomenting more sleaze by (or amongst?) MPs with shouts of: "Ordure, ordure... ...ordure in the House!"
Discussing old skool
http://images.scotsman.com/2005/04/24/2404forceb.jpg
Discussing fat bastard old skool
http://www.labour.org.uk/fileadmin/splash/images/battlebus/pic_6_oonaking.jpg
Those we have loved
http://www.newsco.com/productsandservices/archive/nwbi/2002-09/lunch/image
how about some fat bloke sat on a bench pissed and minus his mobile (and shoes)?
http://politicalbetting.com/index.php/archives/2005/12/28/miliband-now-721-second-favourite/
What a difference a year makes...
Discussing seating plans (on planes)
http://www.thechickencount.com/images/08-ballscratching-ruth-kelly.jpg
Anonymous 10:10
Apropos the trade figures
It beats me why the opposition remain mute on our burgeoning current account deficit.
I guess it's the logic of 'globalisation' - Broon's mantra these days.
'You make it; we'll buy it - with our unlimited supply of 'conjured out of thin air' paper currency backed by ---- what exactly?
Current account and money supply used to be the touchstones of economic policy - but magic funny (prudent???) money seems to work much better
I wonder how long it can continue until those daft foreigners notice they are being taken for a ride and the whole thing hits the buffers?
Oh, Guido, Guido. It's Friday too. Isn't that your lunch day? You're not going to make it. You are a terrible example to our young.
http://www.hinduonnet.com/gallery/0318/031802.jpg
Sabretache - spot on...
It's only a variation on the theme they all use in NuLabyrinthe - "You earn/save it, we'll spend/squander it".
Trade figures...fucking trade figures? We only talk shite on here. Fuck off!
Am I the only one struck by the point that seeking the pic is more fun than finding the caption?
Trade figures pic - or, Blair being tortured by schoolboys..
http://lttf.ieee.org/learn_tech/issues/january2002/blair.jpg
Yates - Blair takes lie detector test
http://www.thewebisode.com/blog/uploaded_images/blair-704680.jpg
Not so much a 'blog putsch' as a free for all due to the snow outside..
Petey and Miranda discussing 'trade' figures....
http://images.scotsman.com/2002/03/02/0203peterb.jpg
Fucking hell. Blunkett...
http://www.septicisle.info/uploaded_images/David-Blunkett-Sadie-&-Tija-753308.gif
Try this
http://theospark.blogspot.com/2007/02/re-guidos-friday-post.html#links
Jack Straw. He represents a Muslim constituency, you know. And I expect he's discusing trade figures as well.
http://www.mydsu.com/system/systempages/file/1620/image/jack_straw_with_choir.jpeg
Anything showing Gordon's false sith smile (like the silver plate on a coffin, as O'Connell said of Peel) would be good but might not help a hangover...
Irish mobile 'phone...
http://www.friedmanarchives.com/Miscellaneous/images/Phone%20box%20w%20letters%208x12%20300%20dpi.jpg
I remember George Street! Lovely old lane in Hastings, always got a visit when beer was two bob a pint!
We won't discuss it now...
Google 'drunk guido'
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/guido411/stuff%20aug%2010%2005/drunk1.jpg
Looks like a good night.
And is this Mr Guido? God, the life you people lead.
http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/guido411/stuff%2520aug%252010%252005/drunk6.jpg&imgrefurl=http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm%3Ffuseaction%3Duser.viewprofile%26friendid%3D4638532&h=313&w=450&sz=26&hl=en&start=6&tbnid=6bdTu5uhRQ9noM:&tbnh=88&tbnw=127&prev=/images%3Fq%3Ddrunk%2Bguido%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DG
Look, I can't mess about as much in the next lesson, the kids are fucking nutters - r u going to make a decision or not?
How about the link between the selling of Smith Square to a "European Company" and Bliar's tendencies towards buying up london?
Well, well, it looks like some of Labour's "wimmin" have woken up and are out hunting.
Fiona McTaggart MP wants Jack Straw's balls on a platter, and she's not one to mess with particularly when she's got the Phemale Pharaoh, Margaret Hodge, in tow along with the Eagle girls and increasing numbers of the monstrous regiment formerly known as Blair's Babes.
With no power base of his own and "Underpants" Bryant as his main cheerleader over Lord's Reform, Jack is looking increasingly isolated. A few juicy stories in the Sunday papers is the last thing he needs.
Tally ho!!
After Miliband's Gaffe last night, how about This
Now you see it!
http://www.hastings.inuk.com/HASTINGS-PHOTOS/Derrick_Moss/html/dm01.htm
Much better than numbers!
A record and rising trade deficit, record public and private debt, rising repossessions, bankruptcies and IVA's, rising inflation, rising rates.
Isn't it marvellous how everything's rising? God Bless our prudent Chancellor.
In fact the only thing not rising is Jack Straw's chances of becoming Deputy Leader.
Shilpa Shetty naked to compensate for lack of Totty yesterday??
I wonder what colour her bush is..
See Shilpa's sister here
http://theosparknsfw.blogspot.com/2007/02/shilpas-sister-snatches-limelight.html#links
No sign of the mobile phone, glasses, or credit cards
Who was the "taxi driver" who took you home on Wednesday night!!!!
Never heard of the 'Magic Minicab'? Its the method by which you manage to arrive home at 5.00am in shirtsleeves in sub-zero temperatures with no money, no credit cards, no coat, no glasses and no recollection of how you got back except a vague memory of the one really embarrassing thing you did with the chandelier and your hostesses pet otter.
It's usually drowned out by the insistence your brain has that, having got you home, it insists that you open up that bottle of rare Savenierre you've been holding onto and watching England getting thrashed by Australia at an ungodly hour of the morning.
Personally I prefer the 'Magic Minibus' which always seems to turn up on schedule after the third bottle of wine, takes all the real mingers away from the party and replaces them with stunning models instead ...
How Hogarthian Guido sounds. I've just been looking at a reproduction in "The Daily Mail" of Hogarth's "The Rake at Rose Tavern" which shows a drunken reveller, after a hard night's partying, being robbed of his valuables by a syphilitic prostitute.
But I'm sure there is a more innocent explanation in Guido's case. He probably left them in a library. Or perhaps he had a "stroke" like the Bishop of Woolwich
Guido, please switch the George Street filter on. Ta muchly.
Guido, hoodie for G. Street please - good effort.
What about dave in his gardening gear at the foggy ball?
Does anyone know if George Street teaches english at Harrow or Eton?
How about a nice picture of Oliver Cromwell to remind us all of the smack of firm Government and the outlawing of the kind of drug addled excess that Guido promotes.
ww.torchsong.com/freaks/archive/rakes/body.html
Click on Plate 3
George Street teaches at Eastbourne College, FYI
Vodka and red bull? No totty report? Has hanging around with all these politicans had some sort of an effect on you Guido?
Its slumming it with Haw and the low-life you find at these Channel 4 events that does it. Drinking vodka and Red Bull? How drearily common.
Guido, I do love you! [Don't worry - I'm a long way away!]
Red Bull - I'm not surprised you're still suffering. In fact, I'm surprised you're not hospitalised. The first time a friend of mine tried that devil's brew she had an allergic reaction so severe that we had to take her to hospital.
Stick to straight vodka in future or, if you must mix it, go for martinis.
dr.stabismus
Red Bull (Kratin Daeng)goes with Mekong(rice whisky) as many a Thai lorry driver will attest!