C4 Political Awards : No Totty Report

76 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm still waiting for a guest on liberalnews on chunnel 4 to tell Snow to 'F'k off, you lentil eating f'wit!' That would make good telly!

Anonymous said...

How many blood brothers at de Black & White ball, as compared to de honkeys? I's reckonin less dan de one in twenty. Is they lettin de brown bothers and de yellow brothers in de party tent?

Anonymous said...

You perked up quick!

Do you know who you are yet?

Old BE said...

Do you know who you are yet?

Tim Ireland?

Arthurian Legend said...

Arthurian Legend watched the C4 report of the Political Awards last night. All the good bits were cut. Cameron's put-down of Snow was edited out. No pictures of any Tory Totty.

Snow couldn't bring himself to say anything about the Archbishop who was nominated.

Arthurian Legend

Anonymous said...

Good to see that the new years resolution is out of the window.
treble chin here we come.

Anonymous said...

atever happened to her husband?"

Clue's later in the same paragraph...

Anonymous said...

Great line just on Popbitch relating all the future blair plans with Murdoch, speaches etc:

The Blair Rich Project

Theo Spark said...

Wot no totty! Tut Tut

Aaron Murin-Heath said...

Aitken played up his ex-con status amusingly. ~ Guido 1.0 (Read: he may be a scumbag, but he's our scumbag)

**Transmorphification into lovable rogue complete**

Julian said...

Dominic Grieve in black tie would strike me as an anorexic penguin with a badly fitting toupee.

Anonymous said...

Mr Snow is upset that his favoured man Brown is on the slide?The more obvious his bias is,the better.Toynbee,Snow,Dimbleby we all know what you are.

Bryan Appleyard said...

Have we heard of this Mrs Fawkes before?

Anonymous said...

The fact that Jon Snow is the Chancellor of my Alma Mater grieves me. Having to put up with so much lefty codswallop at uni, including being forced to drink in the Helena Kennedy student centre was too much to bear at times.

Anonymous said...

Before Jon Snow employs his favourite "politics of envy" device he should think of his own way way above national average wages. Then contrast this with the average $20 per month wages of his beloved spiritual home Cuba.

Jon Snows buddy Ken Livingstone described the Cuban revolution resently as. "One of the most important events of the 20th centuary."

I have just returned from this socialist hellhole. Seen the poverty the hopelessness and the long term neglect for myself. Which is truely shocking even for someone used to seeing such things.

Socialists hatered of capitalism and western liberty blinds them to the avoidable horror that socialism brings to the worlds poorest and most powerless people.

Newmania said...

I have come across Jon snow a couple of times over the years at local "cultural" events.He has always struck me as a world class cunt and I merely note that once again my instincts have proven to be sound.

Anonymous said...

Problem with Cuba is the lefties just blame it on the Americans and their embargo. I wish the Yanks had just left Castro et al get on with it, thus giving them no excuses when it all went tits up. And Castro wouldn't be seen as some great warrior standing up to the evil imperialist Yankee, just the tinpot dictator that he really is.

Anonymous said...

we want pics of Mrs Guido. Is she fit? Anyone seen her?

Old BE said...

Agreed Che, the Americans should let their companies trade with Cuba and let their citizens take lots of cash into the country. See how long Castro lasts...

Anonymous said...

"Charlie Kennedy ostentatiously drunk a Coca Cola,.."

Surely 'drank a Coca Cola..' ?

Ed Keohane said...

no, 'a coca cola' is the beginning of a new sentence

Anonymous said...

Wonder if that will be cut?

The salary or the retort? Popbitch has a piece on job losses at C4, is Snow getting too expensive to keep on?

Newmania, I've never met Snow, but always found Paxman to be a cunt of the highest order. How do they compare in cuntiness rankings?

Anonymous said...

Anon 1.55pm

Sad reminder of the still missed Willie Rushton, who once said, after being sworn off alcohol by his doctor, "At events like these, there's not much fun in drinking endless Diet Cokes, so I normally leave early".

I'd have thought Charles Kennedy probably felt the same too.

As for me, I'd have probably nodded off at the boredom.

Anonymous said...

Newmania said...
I have come across Jon snow a couple of times


Fucking hell, does Mrs Mania know about this?

Anonymous said...

In terms of issues around totty: what's the BBC up to? This was an unfortunate choice of photo for one of the UK's most successful female impersonators.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/6342581.stm

Anonymous said...

Whilst on the subject of overpaid TV presenters and lickspittles, Nick Robinson must be a very busy man. His blog is only being updated about once a day - with a handful of comments. It's nice to see he's issues of the day - Bliar and his Nu Lab chums fawning over the winner of Big Brother.

Anonymous said...

For £325 I'd want to snort Dave's stash off Anne Widdecombe's tits.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous..

I'd want a lot more than £325 to have to look at Anne Widdecombe's ANYTHING

Anonymous said...

To Anonymous 2:46pm - from the state of her in the photograph I'd say Oona has beaten you to it!

Anonymous said...

It must have been a truly bum clenching time for Jon Sandanista Snow, to mix with real people from the centre to right.
His bias is very apparant and if it where the other way the media and politicoes would be screaming foul, offside, handball etc.
It's time for all the biased media types to be strung up.
A pox and plague on their houses and employers.

Anonymous said...

The whole thing was loathsome in the extreme - Guido has said everything even slightly amusing which could be said about the whole dreadful business.


Best draw a line and move on.

Serf said...

Anything that enables lefties to earn good money is by definition bad.

Paul Evans said...

I stood in a lift with Jon Snow once. He was wearing bicycle clips.

Anonymous said...

Penfold - 'It must have been a truly bum clenching time'

Dynamite - 'He was wearing bicycle clips'

A Doctor writes: -

"It is a well documented fact that the best cure for sickness and diarrhoea is wearing bicycle clips on a regular basis".

So between you, you good people have solved one of life's irritating problems!

Anonymous said...

Guido it wd have been no surprise were u a regular c4news watcher..autocue is far from my strong suit. as for Cameron i thought he did well, i'm sure the salary bit will be left in. loathing is a little strong it would be a major undertaking to 'loath' Cameron..
Just in response to penfold...and dynamite..you dont need to clench your bum if you wear cycle clips..for obvious reasons!

Anonymous said...

When is this on the telly then?

Anonymous said...

Given the absence of any policy might it not be better titled the "Foggy Ball" rather than black and white?

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Anonymous said...

Jon Snow. I had him on the couch once. Gave him back his money and told him to f--- ---. He asked about the meaning of life and expressed the ambition of 'making the world a better place' but not to the extent of putting his wallet where his mouth was. I think Anna Ford worked him out pdq by giving him the red card before he even got his daddy long legs over.

Anonymous said...

Interesting, crackers, interesting.

Anna Ford seems a very astute lady - she rumbled Jonathan Aitken twenty years ago when he was shaking down TV:AM - although she was careful not to name him in the same sentence, she referred to there having been a lot of 'treachery' at the company.

They wanted to boot her out of the Beeb a few years ago for being 'too posh'.. Too bloody intelligent more like..

Anonymous said...

Just seen Jon Snow on Channel 4 giving a trailer for the 7.00 news; apparently there's going to be a piece with Fiona McTaggart talking about sexual bullying in politics and there was a reference to Fiona Jones' death. If it is a hard-hitting piece, then there might be some back-pedalling by some of the commentators above.

Anonymous said...

More lunacy from the Nu Lab asylum -

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/6343245.stm

Feckless vermin.

Anonymous said...

Anon 616 Anna Ford and wine accident.

The Aitkins, Tim and Jonathan, were trying to take over TVAM with Arab money. Real dodgy dealers. Anna sussed them quick. Jonathan always held out he had dosh. He did but it belonged to other people. A poor man's Reggie Maudling.

Anonymous said...

c4 news are covered "sexual bullying" at westminister. no specifics unfortunately.

Anonymous said...

WOW!!!

Channel 4 News just reported on Fiona Jones untimely death, showed Jane Griffith's blog, described how Fiona was sexually bullied and propositioned by a Cabinet Minister and; in case you didn't know who it was, added that Jack Straw once described her as "brilliant".

I guess that's Jack's Deputy Leadership ambitions gone down the pan especially when the Sundays get their teeth into this story.

http://janestheones.blogspot.com/2007/02/she-is-at-peace-now.html

Anonymous said...

john trenchard said...
c4 news are covered "sexual bullying" at westminister. no specifics unfortunately.

What are you talking about "no specifics"? Are you a NuLab troll?

They referred specifically to the death of the ex-labour MP Fiona Jones and claimed she was harassed by a cabinet minister, they even mentioned his name rather obliquely and showed ex-MP Griffith's blog, which, if you recorded the prog and replayed it slowly shows exactly who the allegations are aimed at.

Anonymous said...

"They referred specifically to the death of the ex-labour MP Fiona Jones and claimed she was harassed by a cabinet minister, they even mentioned his name rather obliquely and showed ex-MP Griffith's blog, which, if you recorded the prog and replayed it slowly shows exactly who the allegations are aimed at."

And yet come the next election there will still be people who vote for these crooks.

Anonymous said...

First Reid and now Straw. The Brownites are picking off all possible threats to Gordon's leadership ambitions one by one.

That Brown is one ruthless, scheming bastard. Uncle Joe would have been impressed.

Anonymous said...

"No totty report" And "Sandra Howard charmed Mrs Fawkes.."

Hmmm..

Is the real reason you gave Sandra a knee-trembler in the Ladies and you just don't want the pictures posted on here?

Anonymous said...

Brown may be a ruthless bastard but you can bet London to a brick that Reid, Straw et al have plenty of ammunition to fire back at the nappy man. If only these gobshites showed as much energy in running our government as they do at backstabbing each other. Total Tossers.

Anonymous said...

I think Brown's going to get hit by a ton of shit before he gets a crack at Blair's job.

NAPPYFECKINROCKINHORSETASTIC!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Apropos of nothing - did anyone see that story about the 'astronaut love triangle' ? And how the allegedly 'wronged woman' who is a suspect, drove across several states, with, it is alleged, weapons to harm 'the other woman' and reportedly wearing ' a nappy, so that she didn't have to slow down for toilet breaks' ??

How bizarre...

Anonymous said...

"First Reid and now Straw".

But I'm even more impressed how they got those dead Turkeys from Hungary to finish off Miliband's chances.

Only a matter of time before the 'permatanned one' wakes up with a horse's head under his duvet..

You've got to hand it to those Brownites, they make the Sopranos look the Girl Guides, they really do.

Anonymous said...

graham e - bang on the money. Once the war starts escalating with one side starting to get its retaliation in first, the old law of unintended consequences will kick in. Cue lots of dodgy military lingo - preemptive strike leading to friendly fire and plenty of collateral damage...lucky that their weapons aren't 'smart' but as indiscriminate as 'cluster bombs'.

Anonymous said...

Yes graham e. I'm loving every minute of this. I expect once there is a change of leadership then things will get even worse as frustrated ambitions boil over. It will be like "I Claudius".

Anonymous said...

It will be like "I Claudius".

Better still, "The Devils" by Dostoyevsky!

Anonymous said...

I always assumed an iClaudius was a sort of electrical thingie that spoke the works of Robert Graves into your earphones.

Anonymous said...

If the Labour Party has any sense, (which it hasn't been displaying) they will drop Brown now and for ever.

He is so without understanding of anyone else's viewpoint that he thinks it's clever to off all and any potential opposition.

Unfortunately that is also all and every source of support; unless he seriously thinks he can re-people the upper ranks of the Parliamentary Labour Party without reference to the extensive Party support systems of the former incumbents.

It's like those ghastly children at school who never understood that everyone wanted them to go away and kept saying' It's my turn now" until they got thumped enough.

Anonymous said...

p2 -- do not give the Labour Party any such good ideas.

Anonymous said...

Don't worrry, Sproat, there's not the slightest chance they will listen.

Anonymous said...

see millyboy is getting creemed on bbc1 question time

Anonymous said...

Graham E - you were saying ??

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/6344823.stm

'Miliband in Brown gaffe' - Yay !!!

Anonymous said...

Aha - just Milibandwidth wondering how Gordon 'Soprano' Brown got the 'hungarian turks' into this country when they aren't in the EU...

Anonymous said...

What's Miliband upto? He's as slippery as an eel that one.

No wonder Gordon is worried.

Anonymous said...

Its back to ABG anyone but Gordon

Anonymous said...

Hasn't Miliband already expressed his worries about losing the next election, poor bugger can't make his mind up over which camp to join!

Terrible pressure to be under when you have a job to look after:)

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Tuscan Tony said...

Anna Nicole Smith 1967-2007. IMHO her life was the one Blair would have led had he gone for that sex change and breast augmentation on leaving Uni.

Anonymous said...

Brown is going to create exactly the same problem for himself that has done for Blair. He will have to appoint people to top jobs simply to keep them quiet. The real problem is he will be appointing people like Straw, Reid etc who have already shown that they are total incompetents.There's only so many places in the HoL.

Anonymous said...

I like it when the knives come out - I hope Brown gets it in the neck.

Anonymous said...

Can we please leave this politics stuff well alone and just go backto calling Jon Snow names. Got to admit though, its always entertaining turning over to the c4 news after watching either the beeb or ITV for their particular "spin" on news. Their latest classic was that "exclusive" footage of Iraqi police arresting and roughing up a couple of guys. After a couple of minutes of this "brutal" footage (C4's own words) being show, it then chooses to tell you in a by-the-way manner that the reason these bastards are getting a kicking is that they have been caught red-handed carrying mortar rounds. Mortar rounds that otherwise would be flying into the nearest market or bazaar killing and mutilating God knows how many if they hadn't been caught.

But lets just ignore that fact shall we!
Fucking lefties.

Anonymous said...

Saw Millibollocks on Question Time last night. What a shifty, sinister little shit he is. Would have made a good Hitler Youth leader.

Anonymous said...

@Priam

You shouldn't have gone to a second-rate ex-poly like Oxford Brookes then should you?

Anonymous said...

325 quid is an interesting, oddly familiar number...I wonder why they picked that precise amount? coule it be multiplied to indicate something like a keen interest in the EURO?

Anonymous said...

Dobski,

you have just Godwinated yourself, you idiotic, mind-numbingly unoriginal, deeply flawed newbie.

LOL