If you believe his yarn about bumping into Her Majesty whilst wandering around the castle grounds, and Herself guessing his name, then I'm a Dutchman and Ed Balls is Milton Friedman's representative on earth.
Apparently George took his breath away in the chapel!!
January 18, 2007 at 10:54 AM
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Marvellous.
The Red Queen and the White Queen meet....
January 18, 2007 at 11:03 AM
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Stars in his eyes. Every word will be hand crafted for her Majesty from now on.
January 18, 2007 at 11:09 AM
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Yes, Idle 10:41am, I agree absolutely. Her Majesty would most certainly not have been so indiscreet as to gossip about her Chancellor of the Exchequer with the likes of him.
I suspect he actually met the ghost of Queen Victoria and she spoke of John Brown.
The poor old fellow (Dale that is, not JB) confused by the exaltation of the company and surroundings that he had been enjoying all day, thought she was referencing his blog. Queen Victoria of course would not know what a blog was let alone have read one.
Mind you, her "We are not amused" could come in handy if she were ever to be reincarnated.
I wonder if the queen asked "and who is that oaf guido? I am a big fan of that peter Hitchens who posts there" I had better go and ammend my own blog I called her a bitch
January 18, 2007 at 11:13 AM
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In his dreams.
January 18, 2007 at 11:21 AM
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It's all crystal Balls to me. Better than Ed B though.
January 18, 2007 at 11:43 AM
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2 down Ian Dale, it was not me.(1 and 6, anag)
January 18, 2007 at 12:10 PM
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Who is Iain Dale? Presently, I am at Buckingham Palace. It is possible that he bumped into one of the maids taking the corgis for a walk in the grounds of Windsor Castle. As long as he did not demand that the royal standard be flown when he was in residence, I see no reason to say "off with his head"!
January 18, 2007 at 12:18 PM
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"A blog, you say, Mr Dale? Very dangerous, blogs. One of my Hanoverian forbears expired on one"
January 18, 2007 at 12:23 PM
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What she didn't say was that they also keep a close watch on ebay for sales of monogrammed towels, bedspreads, 'Princess Di slept here' bedsheets, 'By Appointment' denture fixture and crested bog-rolls. So he'd better go easy on the souvenir front.
January 18, 2007 at 1:11 PM
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She couldnt have recognised him from internet TV - no one can watch it.
January 18, 2007 at 2:32 PM
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And then.................he woke up!!!!
January 18, 2007 at 2:54 PM
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I've just had a pint wiv Lord Lucan and Elvis in Rampton Tesco and they confirm his story.
January 18, 2007 at 3:15 PM
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Mr. Dale, an aspiring Member of Parliament is amply displaying all the qualities necessary for such a position.
January 18, 2007 at 3:19 PM
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No - I can confirm it was really Her Majesty - she was wearing full coronation regalia and carrying the crown jewels...
20 comments:
If you believe his yarn about bumping into Her Majesty whilst wandering around the castle grounds, and Herself guessing his name, then I'm a Dutchman and Ed Balls is Milton Friedman's representative on earth.
Apparently George took his breath away in the chapel!!
Marvellous.
The Red Queen and the White Queen meet....
Stars in his eyes. Every word will be hand crafted for her Majesty from now on.
Yes, Idle 10:41am, I agree absolutely. Her Majesty would most certainly not have been so indiscreet as to gossip about her Chancellor of the Exchequer with the likes of him.
I suspect he actually met the ghost of Queen Victoria and she spoke of John Brown.
The poor old fellow (Dale that is, not JB) confused by the exaltation of the company and surroundings that he had been enjoying all day, thought she was referencing his blog. Queen Victoria of course would not know what a blog was let alone have read one.
Mind you, her "We are not amused" could come in handy if she were ever to be reincarnated.
I wonder if the queen asked "and who is that oaf guido? I am a big fan of that peter Hitchens who posts there"
I had better go and ammend my own blog I called her a bitch
In his dreams.
It's all crystal Balls to me. Better than Ed B though.
2 down Ian Dale, it was not me.(1 and 6, anag)
Who is Iain Dale? Presently, I am at Buckingham Palace. It is possible that he bumped into one of the maids taking the corgis for a walk in the grounds of Windsor Castle. As long as he did not demand that the royal standard be flown when he was in residence, I see no reason to say "off with his head"!
"A blog, you say, Mr Dale? Very dangerous, blogs. One of my Hanoverian forbears expired on one"
What she didn't say was that they also keep a close watch on ebay for sales of monogrammed towels, bedspreads, 'Princess Di slept here' bedsheets, 'By Appointment' denture fixture and crested bog-rolls.
So he'd better go easy on the souvenir front.
She couldnt have recognised him from internet TV - no one can watch it.
And then.................he woke up!!!!
I've just had a pint wiv Lord Lucan and Elvis in Rampton Tesco and they confirm his story.
Mr. Dale, an aspiring Member of Parliament is amply displaying all the qualities necessary for such a position.
No - I can confirm it was really Her Majesty - she was wearing full coronation regalia and carrying the crown jewels...
are you still taking the tablets Mutleythewoof?
Mrs Dale is a tame blogger who wants to be part of the Establishment.
Good riddance.
Tablets - oh yes - I have to get rid of worms apparently - why do you sniff that white powder in your nose?