George "homunculus" Osborne stars as R2D2 Chris Bryant is C3PO (camp robot) Dave Cameron is Hans solo (lovely hair) Gordon Brown is Darth vader. John Redwood is one of those weird fuckers in the Star Wars bar.
Who is that Jar Jar Binks of which you speak? Surely all right minded folk edit that bit out?
Lembit is too entertaining, surely. We need someone who makes you cringe every time you see them...
Too many choices!
January 2, 2007 at 12:07 AM
Anonymous
said...
"But who gets to play those little teddy bear things?" The anti Labour blogsphere? I am sure even Guido would look cute with a pair of fluffy ears.
January 2, 2007 at 12:27 AM
Anonymous
said...
The Death Star isn't a battle station it's a non-political charity..
January 2, 2007 at 12:29 AM
Anonymous
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Interesting Polly Toynbee column in tomorrow's Guardian:
" This is nonsense, The Sith have been extinct for a millenium (ps what is thy bidding Gordon my master?)"
January 2, 2007 at 12:33 AM
Anonymous
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'Labour's dark side comes to the fore.'
How's that for paranoia. Sounds to me like Hilton's getting twitchy about the questions you're asking, Guido. By the way, has Cameron answered you yet?
January 2, 2007 at 12:59 AM
Anonymous
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Lacking a Yoda we are.
January 2, 2007 at 2:12 AM
Anonymous
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Chatterbox,
Methinks the anti Labour blogospere would be better cast as wookies.
Tall, good hair and a healthy tendency to mete out extreme violence to the agents of the empire. Yeah, that'll do me.
And Guido could still wear furry earmuffs:-)
January 2, 2007 at 7:18 AM
Anonymous
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ps Judith,
I think Ruth Turner would be more appropriate as Princess Leah. She's spawn of a sith but now she's turning on the evil empire.
Besides I think she'd look better than Blears in the slave bikini Leah wore in Return of the Jedi.
January 2, 2007 at 7:22 AM
Anonymous
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FYI apparently Carrie Fisher had to have "tit checks" before every shot because the metal bikini had a tendency to let the wiggly bits escape. The checks were attended by the entire cast and crew. Who'll be volunteering to help in Ruth's office now, eh?
The line forms over there.
January 2, 2007 at 8:13 AM
Anonymous
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The Remittance Man bounces up and down in his chair yelling "pick me, pick me". Then he remembers that's from Shrek not Star Wars and sits quietly again.
January 2, 2007 at 10:39 AM
Anonymous
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We at Big Nasty Mining Corporation would like to thank Mr Raincoaster for filling The Remittance Man's mind with ideas about "tit checking".
Thoughts of Miss Fisher's and Miss Turner's "wobbly bits" have rendered him completely incapable of performing the functions for which we pay him.
We trust that Mr Raincoaster is happy that by his unthinking comments he has severely curtailed our company's profitability. Thanks to this our planned senior executive fact finding trip to Mauritius has had to be cancelled.
January 2, 2007 at 11:04 AM
Anonymous
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margaret beckett is Yoda
January 2, 2007 at 11:45 AM
Anonymous
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The sinister miliband siblings are clones. Who would Ed Balls be ?
January 2, 2007 at 11:48 AM
Anonymous
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"With Blair going and Brown coming, we need to prepare ourselves for an onslaught of negative campaigning and the politics of fear and division."
Sounds like a promise from Dave rather than a prediction.
January 2, 2007 at 11:58 AM
Anonymous
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Ed Balls would be some despicably chippy acolyte of the Emperor. Peter Cushing?
January 2, 2007 at 12:05 PM
Anonymous
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Mr Hitchens,
Margaret can't be Yoda, he's a goodie. How about Ming, he's old and wrinkly enough. He's got hairy ears too.
http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn6999 Saturn's 'moon' Mimas is Death Star's twin "Scientists first noticed Mimas's resemblance to the Death Star when the twin Voyager spacecraft flew past Saturn."
That's no moon it's the Sith Institute's space station
January 2, 2007 at 1:31 PM
Anonymous
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"How about Ming, he's old and wrinkly enough. He's got hairy ears too."
So he IS Melanie Phillips?!?
January 2, 2007 at 4:23 PM
Anonymous
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LUBING NICKS GIFT is an annagram of big clunking fist speaks volumes about cyclops the job slayer.
January 2, 2007 at 7:26 PM
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Brown (noun) A colour that varies between red and yellow and ranges from light and dark
Gordon Brown would have to be the evil master of the empire - pasty faced, bad eyes, rotten teeth and lots of other nasty habits, including electrocuting anyone who disagrees with his policies.
Only one person clearly fits the Jabba description but Prezza's already going.
Blears would be the little Ewok that nicks the bike to distract the gay stormtroopers.
I wouldn't allow Margaret Beckett is at all - this is a FAMILY film, so no need for talking camels. If you want Beckett in any movie try Morons From Outer Space - that had caravans in it.
Lastly, just had to mention a part for Shadow Attorney General Dominic Grievous - the title alone sounds something that the Sith would dream up.
30 comments:
George "homunculus" Osborne stars as R2D2
Chris Bryant is C3PO (camp robot)
Dave Cameron is Hans solo (lovely hair)
Gordon Brown is Darth vader.
John Redwood is one of those weird fuckers in the Star Wars bar.
Does that make Hazel Bleugh Princess Leia?
Prezza as Jabba the Hut?
But who gets to play those little teddy bear things?
Blears is definitely the Ewok.
lembit opik
jar jar binks
Who is that Jar Jar Binks of which you speak? Surely all right minded folk edit that bit out?
Lembit is too entertaining, surely. We need someone who makes you cringe every time you see them...
Too many choices!
"But who gets to play those little teddy bear things?" The anti Labour blogsphere?
I am sure even Guido would look cute with a pair of fluffy ears.
The Death Star isn't a battle station it's a non-political charity..
Interesting Polly Toynbee column in tomorrow's Guardian:
" This is nonsense, The Sith have been extinct for a millenium (ps what is thy bidding Gordon my master?)"
'Labour's dark side comes to the fore.'
How's that for paranoia. Sounds to me like Hilton's getting twitchy about the questions you're asking, Guido. By the way, has Cameron answered you yet?
Lacking a Yoda we are.
Chatterbox,
Methinks the anti Labour blogospere would be better cast as wookies.
Tall, good hair and a healthy tendency to mete out extreme violence to the agents of the empire. Yeah, that'll do me.
And Guido could still wear furry earmuffs:-)
ps Judith,
I think Ruth Turner would be more appropriate as Princess Leah. She's spawn of a sith but now she's turning on the evil empire.
Besides I think she'd look better than Blears in the slave bikini Leah wore in Return of the Jedi.
FYI apparently Carrie Fisher had to have "tit checks" before every shot because the metal bikini had a tendency to let the wiggly bits escape. The checks were attended by the entire cast and crew. Who'll be volunteering to help in Ruth's office now, eh?
The line forms over there.
The Remittance Man bounces up and down in his chair yelling "pick me, pick me". Then he remembers that's from Shrek not Star Wars and sits quietly again.
We at Big Nasty Mining Corporation would like to thank Mr Raincoaster for filling The Remittance Man's mind with ideas about "tit checking".
Thoughts of Miss Fisher's and Miss Turner's "wobbly bits" have rendered him completely incapable of performing the functions for which we pay him.
We trust that Mr Raincoaster is happy that by his unthinking comments he has severely curtailed our company's profitability. Thanks to this our planned senior executive fact finding trip to Mauritius has had to be cancelled.
margaret beckett is Yoda
The sinister miliband siblings are clones. Who would Ed Balls be ?
"With Blair going and Brown coming, we need to prepare ourselves for an onslaught of negative campaigning and the politics of fear and division."
Sounds like a promise from Dave rather than a prediction.
Ed Balls would be some despicably chippy acolyte of the Emperor. Peter Cushing?
Mr Hitchens,
Margaret can't be Yoda, he's a goodie. How about Ming, he's old and wrinkly enough. He's got hairy ears too.
Yoda really is green, unlike Gordon.
Who is the Emperor? Our trans-atlantic "ally"?
Tony "Forward Not back" Blair = Grand-Moff "Retreat? In our moment of triumph!" Tarkin
The original Death Star then promptly explodes.
Oh dear I think perhaps I've watched that film too much.
Margaret Becket = Salacious Crumb?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/27/Salacious_crumb.jpg
I don't want to panic anyone but:
http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn6999
Saturn's 'moon' Mimas is Death Star's twin
"Scientists first noticed Mimas's resemblance to the Death Star when the twin Voyager spacecraft flew past Saturn."
That's no moon it's the Sith Institute's space station
"How about Ming, he's old and wrinkly enough. He's got hairy ears too."
So he IS Melanie Phillips?!?
LUBING NICKS GIFT is an annagram of big clunking fist speaks volumes about cyclops the job slayer.
Brown (noun) A colour that varies between red and yellow and ranges from light and dark
Gordon Brown would have to be the evil master of the empire - pasty faced, bad eyes, rotten teeth and lots of other nasty habits, including electrocuting anyone who disagrees with his policies.
Only one person clearly fits the Jabba description but Prezza's already going.
Blears would be the little Ewok that nicks the bike to distract the
gay stormtroopers.
I wouldn't allow Margaret Beckett is at all - this is a FAMILY film, so no need for talking camels. If you want Beckett in any movie try Morons From Outer Space - that had caravans in it.
Lastly, just had to mention a part for Shadow Attorney General Dominic Grievous - the title alone sounds something that the Sith would dream up.