Dave Asked to Commit to a Policy : Free the Weed!

37 comments:

Anonymous said...

Margaret Thatcher when asked about the idea of legalising cannabis replied "You could never do that! It would be like legalising murder! Murder!!".

She was right then and she is right now.

Anonymous said...

Let the dopes have the dope.

Anonymous said...

Spot on, Nadders! It's time to end the hypocrisy and just legalise/decriminalise it. I can state with confidence, that after many, many years of THC abuse, it hasn't done me any harm. Flibble. THC4ME!

AntiCitizenOne said...

Why should there be a high level of extortion attached to the enjoyment of certain chemicals?

the same catholic impulse to punish masterbation etc is still with us.

Anonymous said...

Medically prescribed cannabis! Who gives a toss? Given how widespread it is anyway, what sodding difference does it make?
Illegal drugs are only there to prove Darwinian theory. If they was a cheap abundant supply of tolerated hard drugs, the dim-wits could happily kill themselves with them and old grannies don't get mugged and car owners have there CDs nicked out of there cars and petty, community destroying crimes are greatly reduced.

Anonymous said...

Unless less we leave the UN it will not happen. The uk is committed as are all UN members to keeping certain substances illegal.
That way the prices stay high and intelligence services and crooked politicians take their cut.
MI5 smuggles dope, well used to they have probably moved on to changa just like the CIA.
Howard Marks MI5 asset
Brian Charrington MI5 asset
Serving marines (SBS) caught with tons of the stuff en route to the UK by customs and get let off on a technicality, explains why HMCE has been brought to heel.

Anonymous said...

De greatest illegal users of drugs for recreational purposes is members of de medical profession - dat is why de GP's is no allowed out at night anymores - dey can't find de car!

Ever wondered why dey stopped the late night sittin of de Commons?......

Anonymous said...

Hang on a minute. Do you want it merely decriminalised? Or are you suggesting the British Tax Payer should the shoulder the burden of paying for cannabis for anyone who can persuade their GP that they need it for medical purposes?

Anonymous said...

Boooooooringgggggggg!

AntiCitizenOne said...

AllBloodyTaken,

Are you suggesting I can't see the keys on the keyboard as I'm typing? You'll have to accept that my hairy hands keep pressing the wrong keys.

Anyways when you get good at it, you call it Masterbation.

Anonymous said...

Re: blue2win Booooooooringgggggggg! 6:18

I'm with you pal. But never mind The Arse are on very soon. Red2win lol.

Tuscan Tony said...

The stuff should be distributed free to all social housing projects, geezer. So stoned, won't have the nous or energy to turn us working folks over. As an incentive to Nulab, we can guarantee that they get all social housing votes, too. Keep em both quiet.

jailhouselawyer said...

Given that the Court of Session in Edinburgh has ruled today that denying prisoners the vote would mean that the May elections would take place in a way which was not compliant with the Convention.

Get the ganga out lads and celebrate.

And buy some more with all that lovely compo to be paid by the likes of "peter hitchens".

Anonymous said...

Anyways when you get good at it, you call it Masterbation.
call it what you want its still fun

Anonymous said...

Cameron should not support any policy to make cannabis more available. Given the effect it had on his own brain functioning it clearly induces a long-term dangerous deviation from reality.

I am still waiting for a Conservative policy which goes beyond: "Things go better with Coke!"

Croydonian said...

Back at the plot, legalising medical marijuana would also be self-evidently right.

Anonymous said...

"Free the Weed!"

What?! Has Miliband been locked up?

Anonymous said...

Fuckin boring! Get a life you feckin tosspot dopeheads.

BTW Guido, how come you're on a mission to lose votes for the Tories?

Anonymous said...

"Get a life you feckin tosspot dopeheads."

I am sure that's what Cameron and his mate George (see News of the World passim) thought they were doing when they went into Tory politics. Misleading themselves, obviously.

Anonymous said...

Manchester Evening News headline today:

"Ministers: 'Criminal gangs in our schools'"

Just keep Labour out of the classroom, I say. What about it, Ruthie K?

Anonymous said...

And ConHome has: "Tories silent in latest Catholic-Labour row"

Surely Cherie's spat with Gae Gordon's gang is an affair to keep out of for the Chameleon Crew?

Anonymous said...

Masterbation eh? Twice a day man me. At least once a day in work in the unisex bogs. Can't whack it. So to speak...

Garcia, sangria drinker & habitual wanker.

Anonymous said...

Any fucking bandwaggon to appeal to the people of a fucked up nation.

Cameron appears to be running out of puff to me - still, he's odds on to win because these socialist turds are definitely out next time.

No politican ever wins an election, they simply gain access by default of the incompetence of the last pricks.

Daily Wurker

PS. do I sound bitter?

Anonymous said...

Tis a fair point Wurker. They are all incompetent fucktards who just take it turn to inflict their fucktardiness upon us.

The real question though, is Sarah Teather still gagging for it? I would. Seriously. Do enjoy a novelty shag.

By Garcia.

Anonymous said...

Allbloodytaken

why do you think it is codswallop to consider the medical use of cannabis for MS as on a par with medical use of diamorphine (heroin) and other opiates? If cannabis were to become prescribable, it would be as a controlled drug and the licensed indications would be very limited.

Anonymous said...

Anonydoc.

True. But can't it just be legalised? Quite confident it isn't my sneaky smoke in the evening causing me to wake up late for work, stinking of drink with a raging headache but oddbins very own house white....

By Garcia.

Anonymous said...

I'm with Eileen.....

Lashing it.

By Garcia.

uk-events said...

Please! I watched his comments about this last week.

If he's serious about doing something good he should commit his party to looking at all drugs legislation in the round, not using spurious grounds like medicinal use to allow people who are ill to get stoned - trust me, thats how it works in the US and Canada.

Quite frankly they should consider legalising all drugs and the regulating the market.

But of course, the War on Drugs has been as big a success on the War on Iraq so its clearly in any current or future governments best interest not to do so! ;o)

Julian said...

I think the operative phrase here is more that "Dave Asked to Commit to a Policy".

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Right, now I'm back on my chair and feeling better after a few minutes of laughter (a much better tonic than Lebanon or Morocco's finest exports I feel).

I say we legalise all the drugs and let Darwin's Natural Law of Selection sort society out - those who want to get completely brainf*cked on heroin, cocaine and crystal meth cocktails can feel free to do so - more work and totty for the rest of us. The Afghans will love us, the Bolivians won't protest against us and Kate Moss and Pete Doherty can legally shove the GDP of Colombia and Thailand up their noses or in their veins according to their whim du jour with no fear from either PC Plod or the Daily Express.

Anonymous said...

Booooorrrriiiinnnggggggg!!!!!!

uk-events said...

Julian, I suspect you jest when perhaps you shouldn't.

The problem with drugs (other than the obvious affects of addiction) are mainly social and economic and come from it being a black market product.

You won't stop people taking drugs by prohibition - I think thats more than obvious.

Cost is high, control of who has access to these is in the hands of criminal gangs.

Legalisation & regulation could make a massive (immeasurable) difference to society.

Quite frankly I see no reason whatsoever why we allow this insane prohibition to continue - Its this more than the drugs which is destroying our society.

Anonymous said...

Somebody on tonight's BBC news had a sense of humour. At the end of a piece on "gay adoption" they showed film of a Cabinet meeting focusing on Gay Gordo mincing away like a sugar plum fairy.

It's still the Blair Broadcasting Corporation.

Anonymous said...

Two very good side effects of wanking and smoking dope is that without wanking there would still not be a viable internet.

Without dope smoking .........I cant remember........... Oh yeh thats it.

More people would go insane remembering the bullshit that has come out of the gobbs of so called "liberal" socialists all their lives.

Anonymous said...

It would be good for the snacks and takeaway industries.

But for god's sake people; it's really just another medical drug for sick people, and it's cheaper than most of them. Also, it is effective for an astonishing variety of illnesses, and is easily tolerated by most patients. Why the fuck not make it a legal prescription drug? Is the anti-cancer patient lobby THAT powerful?

Anonymous said...

"Cameron appears to be running out of puff to me"

So he should ask George Osborne for some more talcum powder to apply to his nasal septum?

Anonymous said...

thc4ms get a 9 months suspended sentence for supplying canna chocolate to people with ms,
yet derek williams gets a lesser 6 months suspended sentence for downloading child pornography.

the law is an ass....

Anonymous said...

Holland and Spain both have liberal policies that allow for sensible use of drugs by adults.
Both countries are currently experiencing substantial growth as bases for pan-european centres for r+d, accounting, logistics, hi-tec firms use graduates, graduates use drugs.
Graduate level salaries and competence are beneficial to ....oh ffs, wake up at the back, dozy cretins... legalise it and tax the users, who cares how, tax their cars , tax their houses, tax their rhubarb.