I wonder if it was any easier to understand his speech with his tooth out?
December 12, 2006 at 10:16 AM
Anonymous
said...
It's hard to believe, but 'Toothgate' may owe its origins to Prezza's unshakable Socialist principles (don't snigger).
When his local dentist, as a direct result of his Govt's highly successful NHS reforms, decided to go private, honest John was left with a dilemma that he shared with the majority of his constituents - pay 'capitalist' prices or look for a subsidised dentist further afield. John took the honorable Socialist option (which isn't always available to the poor families he represents), of moving to an NHS dentist further afield (in fact, in a neighbouring constituency).
I cannot pass comment on the relative skill levels of NHS versus private as I don't know who originally fixed the missing molar.
And this story is the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.
I have a false tooth at the front and have done just that (usually when I;m bladdered). Once I was very pissed in a pub in Philadelphia and I spat it out on to a womans cleavage. If any women are going on Friday I may be able to recreate the party trick for them.
Dizzy, having a cemented bridge sounds like a good conversational gambit with the fair sex...or in John Prescott's case, anything with a pulse...including sheep...
'Come up some time and see my cement bridge'
December 12, 2006 at 10:55 AM
Anonymous
said...
How did this fat bucket of lard, useless excuse for a politician, sexual predator, illiterate moron stay in a job?
Answers on the back of a meat pie wrapper please.
December 12, 2006 at 10:57 AM
Anonymous
said...
Anon @ 10.57am...He's the frequent recipient of Gordon's clunking fist and therefore immune to all normal expectations to perform reasonably in a job.
If the principle 'Judge a PM by his ministers applies' Blair must rank as the biggest twat of all time; certainly since Caligula. Doesn't Prezza make you proud to be British?
December 12, 2006 at 1:29 PM
Anonymous
said...
GUIDO - You seem to delete almost everything I do ? Now why would you do that to a nice chap like me ?
I admire John Precott , if I could find a way to ,live like a king ,chase office fanny around and collect free cowboy hats ...I would be a pig in swill.
Congratulations John ignore these self righteous bastards they only want a slice of your pie . You are living the dream man !!
(alright?)
December 12, 2006 at 1:44 PM
Anonymous
said...
How did this fat bucket of lard, useless excuse for a politician, sexual predator, illiterate moron stay in a job?
He knows what really happened to John Smith, that's what I reckon.
December 12, 2006 at 2:01 PM
Anonymous
said...
Antipholus Papps said... How did this fat bucket of lard, useless excuse for a politician, sexual predator, illiterate moron stay in a job?
He knows what really happened to John Smith, that's what I reckon.
and to David Kelly ;-)
December 12, 2006 at 2:08 PM
Anonymous
said...
Reuters are providing 'machine readable' news headlines for algorithmic trading.The good thing is it will smooth the market.The bad thing is who writes the 'news' has the power.
December 12, 2006 at 2:10 PM
Anonymous
said...
Prezza's collection of rockin horse photos is second to none, I hear
December 12, 2006 at 2:10 PM
Anonymous
said...
"The bad thing is who writes the 'news' has the power"
Not much different from a journo going long on oil *before* submitting his political assasination exclusive.
December 12, 2006 at 2:40 PM
Anonymous
said...
Wouldn`t it be nice if David cameron had anyone around him who didn`t fag for him at Eton. John Prescott represnts the dignity of the working man and the Conservative Party have much to learn from him.
Cameron isn't just surrounded by Eton fags - he's some nice Shire girls, some very pretty Harrow homosexuals and also a young chap with immaculate glasses. See? Inclusive daaarrrrlllliiinnnggg.
Oh, and a man who voted Green in 2001.
December 12, 2006 at 2:46 PM
Anonymous
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Newmania said: John Prescott represnts the dignity of the working man and the Conservative Party have much to learn from him.
Explain how a corrupt, workshy fool who can't control his wandering hands represents the dignity of anyone. I could do with a laugh.
December 12, 2006 at 2:55 PM
Anonymous
said...
Only goes to confirm that that we already know, the man's a complete areshole and a total embarrassment to the country.
I honestly cannot believe that this man is the Deputy Prime Minister. If Blair keeled over due to his dodgy heart (if he has one), Prezza would take over, however briefly.
That is the moment that Kim Il-Jung has been waiting for....at that moment he and his evil North Korean minions will lauch their missiles at London. Prezza will order an immediate Crispy Aromatic Duck, 2 spring rolls, a lemon chicken, a peking chicken in special source (not too hot), two portions special fried rice and three bottles of Tsing Dow. If Sir Humphrey demanded an immediate military response Prezza will order that North Road Korean takeaway in Islington be immediately invaded the the Royal Navy. He makes me proud to be British and is a credit to the Government.
However hard I try, unfortunately, I cannot get Prezza to stand as next leader of the Labour party. I shall keep you posted.
Prescott would still beat Cameron in an election.
December 12, 2006 at 3:30 PM
Anonymous
said...
Presco Changeo said... etc etc.
John Prescott has worked tirelesssly to bring us the great benefits of regional government and seeks constantly to provide housing for everyone .By representing the working class he eased the transition from Socialism to improved New Labour incorporating the benefits of the mixed economy and Social Justice.He has been active in defending the great Comprehensive eductational system and a host of other solid political acheivements
I could go on but I would be deleted . I cannot understand how this fine man can be so derided by those who owe him so much .If I had my way his statue would replace Churchills outside the HOP
December 12, 2006 at 3:30 PM
Anonymous
said...
And who has the Sith surrounded himself with? Ed Balls, Douglas Alexander, Alastair Darling and 'Red' Dawn Primarolo; Crash Gordon's A-team, no wonder Blunkett complained Labour would dead in the water with Brown.
December 12, 2006 at 3:35 PM
Anonymous
said...
Guido, Is newmania serious or is he having us on?
December 12, 2006 at 3:38 PM
Anonymous
said...
The doyen of the Sith Institute Polly Toynbee articulated the problem facing our brave band of Brownites:
"How does the party escape the sheer weight of 10 years in power, the burden of responsibility for everything that is still far from perfect?"
Mmmmm?
December 12, 2006 at 3:40 PM
Anonymous
said...
Newmania having us on? Is Guido poor? Is Bob Piper still blogging? Is Prezza doing a good job at home and abroad? Will England win The Ashes?
The party will renew itself in power with new ideas in delivering public services, new concepts of Britishness and new ideas about the role of the citizen.
Compared to the lightweight fringe events at the Tory conference (admittedly, I am told) the Labour conference burred with the ideological prowess of the IInd International.
December 12, 2006 at 3:47 PM
Anonymous
said...
Guido reads the sun. Finds an interesting article. Puts it on his blog. With original programming like this who needs the 'deadtree' press?
He reminds us of what most politicians are sophisticated enough to cover up. They are parasitic bastards, with no hope of finding the solution to any of our problems, and with egos the size of the millennium dome.
December 12, 2006 at 4:07 PM
Anonymous
said...
bhownnnagreee Yeah, and Gordon and Tony really do love each other, there are weapons of mass disintegration in Iraq and Gordon's a really charming chap in private, really, gsoh, it soen't come across but when people get to meet new Gordon zzzzzzzzzzzzz
December 12, 2006 at 4:11 PM
Anonymous
said...
The party will renew itself in power with new ideas in delivering public services, new concepts of Britishness and new ideas about the role of the citizen.
that brown dun stole our pensions cos he put the taxes so we're up 2 our ears in the imigrents and peadofiles & hard wurking peopel cant get the work no more cos curroption WITH TIHS GOVT (ad infinitum)
December 12, 2006 at 4:28 PM
Anonymous
said...
'Spit'n' polish, as in Polish dentists?
The picture seems to be one indicating an incisive polonium explosion. We asked those who have failed to deliver Prescott's promised transfer from road to rail what was afoot with the gobsmacked git. Their answer?
"We Mined the gap....we Mined the gap..."
December 12, 2006 at 4:31 PM
Anonymous
said...
"How does the party escape the sheer weight of 10 years in power, the burden of responsibility for everything that is still far from perfect?" Polly Toynbee
Ah must agree, tis de best ting you ever said on dis heah blog, unlike all de uvver crap what you post.
December 12, 2006 at 4:36 PM
Anonymous
said...
"that brown dun stole our pensions cos he put the taxes so we're up 2 our ears in the imigrents and peadofiles & hard wurking peopel cant get the work no more cos curroption WITH TIHS GOVT (ad infinitum)"
Is this the standard of Sith Institute propaganda these days? Oh dear, back to the drawing board' You're meant to venerate the demi-god, the towering itellect of our wisest , most beloved Chancellor you fool!
Does this count amongst the 'uvver crap' I do post?
Does anyone want to challenge Labour in the battle for ideas? I suppose Cameron has some nice ideas about crime - though I think the whole hug a rapist thing may have been a political miscalculation.
I think past venerations of our dear Chancellor may be doing the trick. Last time I looked, i.e. this morning, Brown was beating Cameron in the polls by a margin of 20%. Is this the electorate being "think wrong" Comrades, or do they perhaps have a point?
December 12, 2006 at 4:42 PM
Anonymous
said...
bhownnaggreeee blah : "battle FOR ideas"? Gordon's gone blank...
We have 5,327 new ideas. According to a mole the Tories currently have 2, but they are the Cones Hotline II, Citizens Charter II. Pity.
December 12, 2006 at 4:55 PM
Anonymous
said...
It's quality not quantity! I'd recommend Camus for kids, might be just the tonic your existential hero chancellor needs!
Though failing to speak out against Guantanamo and his failed coup must be having a deleterious impact on Gordon's already damaged pysche. Like Macbeth his mind must be full of scorpions, or perhaps little blue chameleons?
December 12, 2006 at 5:01 PM
Anonymous
said...
the Labour conference burred with the ideological prowess of the IInd International.
Is the use of "burred" an indication that they all had scottish accents or is this a neologistic creation of a verb from "burr" - an annoying prickly plant which sticks to one? I suspect the latter as it fits with the brave new world vision
December 12, 2006 at 5:06 PM
Anonymous
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Newmania 5/5 Go to top of class If you live on Councill Estate apply to Newman College. Tell them Gordon sent you.
Err, I think you'll find the government's position on Gitmo is clear and critical.
When, eventually, Blair's memoirs are published it will be clear that our government's policy in regards to Gitmo was highly critical and often in extremis abusive.
As for MacBeth, Cameron doesn't even merit a Shakespearean analogy, the man is a human lettuce.
December 12, 2006 at 5:12 PM
Anonymous
said...
As in:" I am a kind of burr, I shall stick?" (measure for measure)
If you live on Councill Estate apply to Newman College.
I particularly like the mispelling of Council above - people can draw their own conclusions over the intellectual prowess of snobs.
Prescott went to Ruskin, Oxford, by the way.
December 12, 2006 at 5:15 PM
Anonymous
said...
"Err, I think you'll find the government's position on Gitmo is clear and critical."
Indeed it is: silence.
December 12, 2006 at 5:23 PM
Anonymous
said...
bhownaggree How clever of you to spot the typo. How insightful to comment on social class.How thoughtful to remind me of Prescott's tertiary education. How stupid you are. Pompous prat. Go lick Brown's arse and give us a break. You are not Balls are you?
December 12, 2006 at 5:24 PM
Anonymous
said...
"I particularly like the mispelling of Council above - people can draw their own conclusions over the intellectual prowess of snobs. "
I'm keen on your "Battle FOR ideas" Perhaps you meant " Battle OF ideas"?
"I think past venerations of our dear Chancellor may be doing the trick. Last time I looked, i.e. this morning, Brown was beating Cameron in the polls by a margin of 20%. Is this the electorate being "think wrong" Comrades, or do they perhaps have a point?"
Odd! On the government's own propaganda station (the BBC) I heard this morning the exact opposite. Hypothetical question: "Once Blair departs, and it's between Cameron and Brown, how would you vote?" Answer: more would vote for Cameron. God help them.
And Bhownaggree, 'tis poor netiquette to criticize the typos or even illiteracy of others; even as I would never reprove one who cannot spell "Macbeth".
December 12, 2006 at 5:26 PM
Anonymous
said...
Everything coming out of Prescott's gob is full of shit.
Surprised the tooth didn't have a few stains on it.
December 12, 2006 at 5:44 PM
Anonymous
said...
Geoffrey G Brooking said... Everything coming out of Prescott's gob is full of shit.
Surprised the tooth didn't have a few stains on it.
I've spelt MacBeth correctly. It ought to have a capitalised 'B' - I know the Tories are weak on Scotland and Scottishness, but this is ridiculous.
I agree, it is bad form to correct spelling, but when someone is playing the snob card it's rather an open goal?
Blair has spoken both in public and in private, on Gitmo. Check the record vis a vis PMQs if you will.
Dear Geoffrey, if the everything from Prescott's mouth is full of shit surely the tooth would have shit in it - not on it? Perhaps a shit root canal, etc.
Prescott rather more effective than Hezza, who although a good businessman achieved almost fuck all as DPM.
December 12, 2006 at 6:17 PM
Anonymous
said...
Prescott openly boasts about the dossiers he has maintained on leading lights in the Government including Blair and Brown.
He knows where the bodies are buried and thus retains his pay and perks.
December 12, 2006 at 6:18 PM
Anonymous
said...
bhownaggree, why don't you fuck off and take your New Labour bullshit with you.
We get all the shite from the BBC, we don't want to hear it on here aswell.
As for your hero, Brown, the money-grabbing cunt is as bent as a nine bob note and twice as queer. Let's hear you deny it soft lad.
I'd like to see one of these dossiers, if they existed I would like to think I'd know - though, who knows perhaps not.
Brown isn't queer. I'm not soft. I would challenge you to a duel but I've been told it isn't the done thing in our 'politically correct' era (see I'm using your rhetoric - buddies now?)
I'm off for free drinks now. Bye bye my darlings x x x x
December 12, 2006 at 6:29 PM
Anonymous
said...
bhownaggree said... I'm off for free drinks now. Bye bye my darlings x x x x
You don't know owt about Prescott's dossiers and you claim Brown's not queer. You really are a complete feckin waste of space aren't you sunshine?
December 12, 2006 at 6:37 PM
Anonymous
said...
And on the subject of Ruskin College - it's not exactly renowned as a hot-bed of intellectual brilliance, is it? So Prezza's spell there doesn't necessarily demonstrate his towering brain power. In fact, most times I went into the bar there the semi-evolved, couch potato union-sponsored Trots who made up the majority of its student membership were having drunken fist fights over whether or not the imminent class war would be under an IS or IMG banner. At least some of this vital experience was subsequently useful to the Punching Prezza.
December 12, 2006 at 6:38 PM
Anonymous
said...
I'm off for free drinks now
How very NuLab. Get someone else to pay.
December 12, 2006 at 6:39 PM
Anonymous
said...
John P says:
"Bhownagree, you may say what you want about these Dodgy Dossers - and I can't say I haven't heard that said myself about Alan Milburn but you see when you've been in government as long as I have and ruining the country every August while Tony is nobbing it in Tuscanini with that Sylvia guy you get a feel for these things, it's part of the British identity which, by the way, I just about invented when I undid my belt and got my todger out at Dorneywood. "I dent titty" you see, well Tracy thought it was funny . . , not that I wouldn't come down on her like a ton of bricks if she didn't laugh at my Labour jokes, that's Peter Hain and Alistair Darling, I mean how could you shag your staff with a name like Darling? No, i'm not calling you darling Pauline would tonk me if I did that I don't think Peter can ever replace me d'you know he used to be a Liberal not the Jemmy Thorpe dog-shooting kind you see but ow could you settle down for Prime Minister's Question time when Gordon Brown was off in America stuffing olives up the Presidents jacksy if you always felt he might be popping off to rob a bank or two. . . . "
December 12, 2006 at 7:19 PM
Anonymous
said...
bhownaggree
"When someone plays the snob card..." You sir are a cunt and are as thick as pigshit. Do you not recognise irony. Your fucking hero Brown and Laura Spence and Council(one l)Estate. I know about council house living. Been there done that. Fuck off pompous twat. Get your snout in the Nu Labour trough where it belongs.
December 12, 2006 at 7:34 PM
Anonymous
said...
bhownaggreeeeee :"I'm off for free drinks now. Bye bye my darlings x x x x"
No doubt you'll be crying into your victory gin tonight. Just think of Iraq. The tears should come.
December 12, 2006 at 7:50 PM
Anonymous
said...
bhownnaffpersona:"I'm off for free drinks now"
If Gordon Brown's Macbeth this leech must be Osric.
December 12, 2006 at 8:04 PM
Anonymous
said...
bhownaggree
Please don't mistake the fact that Ruskin's geographical location is Oxford with it being anything to do with the University, other than its students are tolerated in the library.
If you are looking for snobs though, how about our Tony? Though his wife is a bit chavvy.
December 12, 2006 at 8:04 PM
Anonymous
said...
"We have 5,327 new ideas. According to a mole the Tories currently have 2, but they are the Cones Hotline II, Citizens Charter II. Pity."
thanks for the info.
This libertarian now knows who i'll be voting for in the next election.
December 12, 2006 at 8:45 PM
Anonymous
said...
Blowmaggee , you may very well not be soft but you are gale force camp , which is pretty amusing I grant you
Cameron doesn't even merit a Shakespearean analogy, the man is a human lettuce.
Prescott could be a Sir Toby Belch I suppose or John the Dastard ( a plain dealing bastard ). I see Camron as Hamlet and I`m afraid we have several acts to go before he makes any decisions
Well, at least we've clearly established he's a spitter rather than a swallower.
December 12, 2006 at 9:09 PM
Anonymous
said...
B Job -I know the Tories are weak on Scotland and Scottishness, but this is ridiculous.
Aha is this a cunt I see before me .Come let me clutch thee.
It is of course the Labour party who are woefully weak on Scottishness .They require English money to bribe a client state in order to rule England with Scottish votes having made such a dispensation a democratic joke . Mac Broon is all for "Britain?" in`t he
Good stuff from the Blower though who clearly prefers the company of Tories to his own tedious kind
Sorry to labour the Bhownaggree thing, but he said:
"I've spelt MacBeth correctly. It ought to have a capitalised 'B' - I know the Tories are weak on Scotland and Scottishness, but this is ridiculous."
1. Macbeth, the play, is so spelled.
2. I have been to Dumfriesshire and it was (a) cold and (b) resembled a gigantic golf course. But the people were nice, which was a surprise, given my experience of the chippy Jocks who infest my native country, England.
3. I resent the implication that I am a Tory, which is very far from the truth.
(I vaguely recall that Guido's blog is to be chiselled in stone somewhere and kept for ever. Besides, I am a completist, and probably an obsessive compulsive too. But never a Tory.)
December 12, 2006 at 9:56 PM
Anonymous
said...
Worry not Fuller, Blow will be watching avidly . Now why do you suppose an aging fairy would want to tempt the boys to be nasty to him ? Widow Twanky`s T will be silent many times this night.
I thought he was fun though and I have absolutely no ideas what a completist is. You are probabaly a Tory who is yet to admit it to himself does the sight of margaret thatcher give you strange guilty but exciting feelings ?
A completist is just someone who likes to complete things. Won't rest till his CD collection has each Sheryl Crow album yet released, or every BWV that old Johann Sebastian turned out. An obsessive compulsive will also keep those CDs in some sort of arcane order. Alphabetical is too simple.
Bhownaggree probably plumes himself on coming here, whenever he chooses, to goad the bigots in grand style, displaying his superior intelligence & extensive vocabulary. He is educated, all right, but can't be too bright: he really seems to believe that NuLab guff. Surely he knows that Mandelson made it all up, just to get the unelectable into office.
December 12, 2006 at 11:13 PM
Anonymous
said...
ooo a little education goes a very long way you should hear me when I can be arsed.The phrase "abstract metaphysical" is a bit of a giveaway (as opposed to metphysical having a cup tea and reading the paper)
I `m sorry to hear of your completest affliction. How I wish I could get round to finishing the tiling in that bathroom ...goodness it could be "in-complete" for years.....tempt tempt..
December 12, 2006 at 11:40 PM
Anonymous
said...
Back in the middle ages it was the fashion for princes and kings to keep the odd performing dwarf and caged lunatic around the palace.
The reason for this was partly cruel entertainment and partly to provide an extreme example of how low humanity could fall, thus making the prince look all the better by comparison.
I suspect that Swiss Tony keeps his performing buffoon for much the same reason.
December 13, 2006 at 6:04 AM
Anonymous
said...
ps, Mr Fuller,
I seek your expert advice.
Would it be completist if one knew one couldn't be happy until every self-serving, low-life, snake oil salesman of a politician had been put to slow and painful death?
Brown-noser said "The party will renew itself in power with new ideas in delivering public services, new concepts of Britishness and new ideas about the role of the citizen."
Right, so after 9 years of record spending rises with no tangible improvements and crisis after crisis (MRSA, foreign prisoners ,rising school leaver illiteracy etc), the best election results for the far right in living memory, you
And fuck your new role for citizen. I'm unclear on how many more ways you can shaft us, but wouldn't like to know.
December 13, 2006 at 6:20 AM
Anonymous
said...
Mr Fuller - Are you or have you been in coal mining? If so get to SpecSavers for some eye protection before your next shift. Look after those peepers. Bhownaggree went to school but not sure where. Displays superficial signs of education but much of the humour and irony passes him by. Possibly grew up in Belguim.
December 13, 2006 at 6:45 AM
Anonymous
said...
"Tomorrow Guido will be exposing an example of Gordon's "Cash for Policies" machine"
So by keeping Hazel Blears and Ian McCartney locked up in westminster, prince Tony performs both functions at once and keeps one in reserve.
99 comments:
Only to be expected, he's "toothless" anyway
Perm anyone from a half dozen Nulab Ministers to be the tooth Fairy
False tooth ?.
I'm gobsmacked to learn that there's anything false about John (who will be John).
What a prat...why does he bother breathing...
Humm ... I wonder whether that gap stimulated Rosie
And the Labour party's trying to change the rules so that the fat sponger can get an extra £33k of taxpayers money for doing fuck all.
I wonder if it was any easier to understand his speech with his tooth out?
It's hard to believe, but 'Toothgate' may owe its origins to Prezza's unshakable Socialist principles (don't snigger).
When his local dentist, as a direct result of his Govt's highly successful NHS reforms, decided to go private, honest John was left with a dilemma that he shared with the majority of his constituents - pay 'capitalist' prices or look for a subsidised dentist further afield.
John took the honorable Socialist option (which isn't always available to the poor families he represents), of moving to an NHS dentist further afield (in fact, in a neighbouring constituency).
I cannot pass comment on the relative skill levels of NHS versus private as I don't know who originally fixed the missing molar.
And this story is the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.
Man, dat's one ugly bastard.
That buffoon must have some serious shit on Blair.
I have a false tooth at the front and have done just that (usually when I;m bladdered). Once I was very pissed in a pub in Philadelphia and I spat it out on to a womans cleavage. If any women are going on Friday I may be able to recreate the party trick for them.
Incidentally, that is a once in a lifetime opportunity as I am having a cement bridge put in a week Friday.
Dizzy, having a cemented bridge sounds like a good conversational gambit with the fair sex...or in John Prescott's case, anything with a pulse...including sheep...
'Come up some time and see my cement bridge'
How did this fat bucket of lard, useless excuse for a politician, sexual predator, illiterate moron stay in a job?
Answers on the back of a meat pie wrapper please.
Anon @ 10.57am...He's the frequent recipient of Gordon's clunking fist and therefore immune to all normal expectations to perform reasonably in a job.
Glad to see the focus is as always on the content of his speech. The man deserves a noble prize of literature.
The man deserves a noble prize of literature.
Maybe JP could teach you a thing or two about the English language...
It's a fair cop, Ed.
Pictures of a half naked Cherry, Cameron doing his Black and White Minstrels routine and now Gappy Prescott.
Methinks it's time for another Totty report Mr Fawkes. Lots of nice young conservative wonkettes and upper class lasses would be good.
Of course I only make this suggestion in the interests of restoribng balance to your site.
eh, you fookin fookers fook off
'The tooth will out' - Labour has an edibility gap.
It's really no laughing matter is it? That fat, ugly, money-grubbing sleazy bastard represents the British Government and, by implication, us.
If anyone's laughing it's all those foreigners laughing at us for tolerating scum like Prescott in our Government.
Under New Labour we have become the laughing stock of Europe and a pariah in the world.
And that's even before our currency goes down the pan:
US banks predict sterling set to crash
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/money/main.jhtml?xml=/money/2006/12/12/cnster12.xml
Well, they would, wouldn't they?
If the principle 'Judge a PM by his ministers applies' Blair must rank as the biggest twat of all time; certainly since Caligula. Doesn't Prezza make you proud to be British?
GUIDO - You seem to delete almost everything I do ? Now why would you do that to a nice chap like me ?
I admire John Precott , if I could find a way to ,live like a king ,chase office fanny around and collect free cowboy hats ...I would be a pig in swill.
Congratulations John ignore these self righteous bastards they only want a slice of your pie . You are living the dream man !!
(alright?)
How did this fat bucket of lard, useless excuse for a politician, sexual predator, illiterate moron stay in a job?
He knows what really happened to John Smith, that's what I reckon.
Antipholus Papps said...
How did this fat bucket of lard, useless excuse for a politician, sexual predator, illiterate moron stay in a job?
He knows what really happened to John Smith, that's what I reckon.
and to David Kelly ;-)
Reuters are providing 'machine readable' news headlines for algorithmic trading.The good thing is it will smooth the market.The bad thing is who writes the 'news' has the power.
Prezza's collection of rockin horse photos is second to none, I hear
"The bad thing is who writes the 'news' has the power"
Not much different from a journo going long on oil *before* submitting his political assasination exclusive.
Wouldn`t it be nice if David cameron had anyone around him who didn`t fag for him at Eton. John Prescott represnts the dignity of the working man and the Conservative Party have much to learn from him.
Cameron isn't just surrounded by Eton fags - he's some nice Shire girls, some very pretty Harrow homosexuals and also a young chap with immaculate glasses. See? Inclusive daaarrrrlllliiinnnggg.
Oh, and a man who voted Green in 2001.
Newmania said: John Prescott represnts the dignity of the working man and the Conservative Party have much to learn from him.
Explain how a corrupt, workshy fool who can't control his wandering hands represents the dignity of anyone. I could do with a laugh.
Only goes to confirm that that we already know, the man's a complete areshole and a total embarrassment to the country.
I honestly cannot believe that this man is the Deputy Prime Minister.
If Blair keeled over due to his dodgy heart (if he has one), Prezza would take over, however briefly.
That is the moment that Kim Il-Jung has been waiting for....at that moment he and his evil North Korean minions will lauch their missiles at London. Prezza will order an immediate Crispy Aromatic Duck, 2 spring rolls, a lemon chicken, a peking chicken in special source (not too hot), two portions special fried rice and three bottles of Tsing Dow.
If Sir Humphrey demanded an immediate military response Prezza will order that North Road Korean takeaway in Islington be immediately invaded the the Royal Navy.
He makes me proud to be British and is a credit to the Government.
Is the Tsing Dow also available as a Tsing FTSE?
However hard I try, unfortunately, I cannot get Prezza to stand as next leader of the Labour party. I shall keep you posted.
Prescott would still beat Cameron in an election.
Presco Changeo said... etc etc.
John Prescott has worked tirelesssly to bring us the great benefits of regional government and seeks constantly to provide housing for everyone .By representing the working class he eased the transition from Socialism to improved New Labour incorporating the benefits of the mixed economy and Social Justice.He has been active in defending the great Comprehensive eductational system and a host of other solid political acheivements
I could go on but I would be deleted . I cannot understand how this fine man can be so derided by those who owe him so much .If I had my way his statue would replace Churchills outside the HOP
And who has the Sith surrounded himself with? Ed Balls, Douglas Alexander, Alastair Darling and 'Red' Dawn Primarolo; Crash Gordon's A-team, no wonder Blunkett complained Labour would dead in the water with Brown.
Guido, Is newmania serious or is he having us on?
The doyen of the Sith Institute Polly Toynbee articulated the problem facing our brave band of Brownites:
"How does the party escape the sheer weight of 10 years in power, the burden of responsibility for everything that is still far from perfect?"
Mmmmm?
Newmania having us on?
Is Guido poor?
Is Bob Piper still blogging?
Is Prezza doing a good job at home and abroad?
Will England win The Ashes?
I think we should be given answers.
The party will renew itself in power with new ideas in delivering public services, new concepts of Britishness and new ideas about the role of the citizen.
Compared to the lightweight fringe events at the Tory conference (admittedly, I am told) the Labour conference burred with the ideological prowess of the IInd International.
Guido reads the sun. Finds an interesting article. Puts it on his blog. With original programming like this who needs the 'deadtree' press?
Yes
no
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no
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John Prescott is a national treasure.
He reminds us of what most politicians are sophisticated enough to cover up. They are parasitic bastards, with no hope of finding the solution to any of our problems, and with egos the size of the millennium dome.
bhownnnagreee Yeah, and Gordon and Tony really do love each other, there are weapons of mass disintegration in Iraq and Gordon's a really charming chap in private, really, gsoh, it soen't come across but when people get to meet new Gordon zzzzzzzzzzzzz
The party will renew itself in power with new ideas in delivering public services, new concepts of Britishness and new ideas about the role of the citizen.
zzzz thousand year reich zzzzzz
Yeah Gordy the Dread: -
that brown dun stole our pensions cos he put the taxes so we're up 2 our ears in the imigrents and peadofiles & hard wurking peopel cant get the work no more cos curroption WITH TIHS GOVT (ad infinitum)
'Spit'n' polish, as in Polish dentists?
The picture seems to be one indicating an incisive polonium explosion. We asked those who have failed to deliver Prescott's promised transfer from road to rail what was afoot with the gobsmacked git. Their answer?
"We Mined the gap....we Mined the gap..."
"How does the party escape the sheer weight of 10 years in power, the burden of responsibility for everything that is still far from perfect?" Polly Toynbee
As one vexed reader responded :
"well, that's one way of putting it I suppose"
Bhownaggree:
Ah must agree, tis de best ting you ever said on dis heah blog, unlike all de uvver crap what you post.
"that brown dun stole our pensions cos he put the taxes so we're up 2 our ears in the imigrents and peadofiles & hard wurking peopel cant get the work no more cos curroption WITH TIHS GOVT (ad infinitum)"
Is this the standard of Sith Institute propaganda these days? Oh dear, back to the drawing board' You're meant to venerate the demi-god, the towering itellect of our wisest , most beloved Chancellor you fool!
Scotton Pinkney: a good blog.
Does this count amongst the 'uvver crap' I do post?
Does anyone want to challenge Labour in the battle for ideas? I suppose Cameron has some nice ideas about crime - though I think the whole hug a rapist thing may have been a political miscalculation.
I think past venerations of our dear Chancellor may be doing the trick. Last time I looked, i.e. this morning, Brown was beating Cameron in the polls by a margin of 20%. Is this the electorate being "think wrong" Comrades, or do they perhaps have a point?
bhownnaggreeee blah : "battle FOR ideas"? Gordon's gone blank...
Yes, battle for ideas, as an abstract metaphysical comparison of weight of ideas: new ideas.
You don't have any then?
Yes, battle for ideas, as an abstract metaphysical comparison of weight of ideas: new ideas
Oh no! Gordon's in an existential hole, help him someone! He's battling for ideas....
We have 5,327 new ideas. According to a mole the Tories currently have 2, but they are the Cones Hotline II, Citizens Charter II. Pity.
It's quality not quantity! I'd recommend Camus for kids, might be just the tonic your existential hero chancellor needs!
Though failing to speak out against Guantanamo and his failed coup must be having a deleterious impact on Gordon's already damaged pysche. Like Macbeth his mind must be full of scorpions, or perhaps little blue chameleons?
the Labour conference burred with the ideological prowess of the IInd International.
Is the use of "burred" an indication that they all had scottish accents or is this a neologistic creation of a verb from "burr" - an annoying prickly plant which sticks to one? I suspect the latter as it fits with the brave new world vision
Newmania
5/5
Go to top of class
If you live on Councill Estate apply to Newman College. Tell them Gordon sent you.
Err, I think you'll find the government's position on Gitmo is clear and critical.
When, eventually, Blair's memoirs are published it will be clear that our government's policy in regards to Gitmo was highly critical and often in extremis abusive.
As for MacBeth, Cameron doesn't even merit a Shakespearean analogy, the man is a human lettuce.
As in:" I am a kind of burr, I shall stick?" (measure for measure)
If you live on Councill Estate apply to Newman College.
I particularly like the mispelling of Council above - people can draw their own conclusions over the intellectual prowess of snobs.
Prescott went to Ruskin, Oxford, by the way.
"Err, I think you'll find the government's position on Gitmo is clear and critical."
Indeed it is: silence.
bhownaggree How clever of you to spot the typo. How insightful to comment on social class.How thoughtful to remind me of Prescott's tertiary education. How stupid you are. Pompous prat. Go lick Brown's arse and give us a break. You are not Balls are you?
"I particularly like the mispelling of Council above - people can draw their own conclusions over the intellectual prowess of snobs. "
I'm keen on your "Battle FOR ideas"
Perhaps you meant " Battle OF ideas"?
Bhownaggree said
"I think past venerations of our dear Chancellor may be doing the trick. Last time I looked, i.e. this morning, Brown was beating Cameron in the polls by a margin of 20%. Is this the electorate being "think wrong" Comrades, or do they perhaps have a point?"
Odd! On the government's own propaganda station (the BBC) I heard this morning the exact opposite. Hypothetical question: "Once Blair departs, and it's between Cameron and Brown, how would you vote?" Answer: more would vote for Cameron. God help them.
And Bhownaggree, 'tis poor netiquette to criticize the typos or even illiteracy of others; even as I would never reprove one who cannot spell "Macbeth".
Everything coming out of Prescott's gob is full of shit.
Surprised the tooth didn't have a few stains on it.
Geoffrey G Brooking said...
Everything coming out of Prescott's gob is full of shit.
Surprised the tooth didn't have a few stains on it.
Shit stains like on Mark Oaten's gnashers?
I've spelt MacBeth correctly. It ought to have a capitalised 'B' - I know the Tories are weak on Scotland and Scottishness, but this is ridiculous.
I agree, it is bad form to correct spelling, but when someone is playing the snob card it's rather an open goal?
Blair has spoken both in public and in private, on Gitmo. Check the record vis a vis PMQs if you will.
Dear Geoffrey, if the everything from Prescott's mouth is full of shit surely the tooth would have shit in it - not on it? Perhaps a shit root canal, etc.
Prescott rather more effective than Hezza, who although a good businessman achieved almost fuck all as DPM.
Prescott openly boasts about the dossiers he has maintained on leading lights in the Government including Blair and Brown.
He knows where the bodies are buried and thus retains his pay and perks.
bhownaggree, why don't you fuck off and take your New Labour bullshit with you.
We get all the shite from the BBC, we don't want to hear it on here aswell.
As for your hero, Brown, the money-grabbing cunt is as bent as a nine bob note and twice as queer. Let's hear you deny it soft lad.
I'd like to see one of these dossiers, if they existed I would like to think I'd know - though, who knows perhaps not.
Brown isn't queer. I'm not soft. I would challenge you to a duel but I've been told it isn't the done thing in our 'politically correct' era (see I'm using your rhetoric - buddies now?)
I'm off for free drinks now. Bye bye my darlings x x x x
bhownaggree said...
I'm off for free drinks now. Bye bye my darlings x x x x
You don't know owt about Prescott's dossiers and you claim Brown's not queer.
You really are a complete feckin waste of space aren't you sunshine?
And on the subject of Ruskin College - it's not exactly renowned as a hot-bed of intellectual brilliance, is it? So Prezza's spell there doesn't necessarily demonstrate his towering brain power.
In fact, most times I went into the bar there the semi-evolved, couch potato union-sponsored Trots who made up the majority of its student membership were having drunken fist fights over whether or not the imminent class war would be under an IS or IMG banner.
At least some of this vital experience was subsequently useful to the Punching Prezza.
I'm off for free drinks now
How very NuLab. Get someone else to pay.
John P says:
"Bhownagree, you may say what you want about these Dodgy Dossers - and I can't say I haven't heard that said myself about Alan Milburn but you see when you've been in government as long as I have and ruining the country every August while Tony is nobbing it in Tuscanini with that Sylvia guy you get a feel for these things, it's part of the British identity which, by the way, I just about invented when I undid my belt and got my todger out at Dorneywood. "I dent titty" you see, well Tracy thought it was funny . . , not that I wouldn't come down on her like a ton of bricks if she didn't laugh at my Labour jokes, that's Peter Hain and Alistair Darling, I mean how could you shag your staff with a name like Darling? No, i'm not calling you darling Pauline would tonk me if I did that I don't think Peter can ever replace me d'you know he used to be a Liberal not the Jemmy Thorpe dog-shooting kind you see but ow could you settle down for Prime Minister's Question time when Gordon Brown was off in America stuffing olives up the Presidents jacksy if you always felt he might be popping off to rob a bank or two. . . . "
bhownaggree
"When someone plays the snob card..." You sir are a cunt and are as thick as pigshit. Do you not recognise irony. Your fucking hero Brown and Laura Spence and Council(one l)Estate. I know about council house living. Been there done that. Fuck off pompous twat. Get your snout in the Nu Labour trough where it belongs.
bhownaggreeeeee :"I'm off for free drinks now. Bye bye my darlings x x x x"
No doubt you'll be crying into your victory gin tonight. Just think of Iraq. The tears should come.
bhownnaffpersona:"I'm off for free drinks now"
If Gordon Brown's Macbeth this leech must be Osric.
bhownaggree
Please don't mistake the fact that Ruskin's geographical location is Oxford with it being anything to do with the University, other than its students are tolerated in the library.
If you are looking for snobs though, how about our Tony? Though his wife is a bit chavvy.
"We have 5,327 new ideas. According to a mole the Tories currently have 2, but they are the Cones Hotline II, Citizens Charter II. Pity."
thanks for the info.
This libertarian now knows who i'll be voting for in the next election.
Blowmaggee , you may very well not be soft but you are gale force camp , which is pretty amusing I grant you
Cameron doesn't even merit a Shakespearean analogy, the man is a human lettuce.
Prescott could be a Sir Toby Belch I suppose or John the Dastard ( a plain dealing bastard ). I see Camron as Hamlet and I`m afraid we have several acts to go before he makes any decisions
Well, at least we've clearly established he's a spitter rather than a swallower.
B Job -I know the Tories are weak on Scotland and Scottishness, but this is ridiculous.
Aha is this a cunt I see before me .Come let me clutch thee.
It is of course the Labour party who are woefully weak on Scottishness .They require English money to bribe a client state in order to rule England with Scottish votes having made such a dispensation a democratic joke . Mac Broon is all for "Britain?" in`t he
Good stuff from the Blower though who clearly prefers the company of Tories to his own tedious kind
Sorry to labour the Bhownaggree thing, but he said:
"I've spelt MacBeth correctly. It ought to have a capitalised 'B' - I know the Tories are weak on Scotland and Scottishness, but this is ridiculous."
1. Macbeth, the play, is so spelled.
2. I have been to Dumfriesshire and it was (a) cold and (b) resembled a gigantic golf course. But the people were nice, which was a surprise, given my experience of the chippy Jocks who infest my native country, England.
3. I resent the implication that I am a Tory, which is very far from the truth.
(I vaguely recall that Guido's blog is to be chiselled in stone somewhere and kept for ever. Besides, I am a completist, and probably an obsessive compulsive too. But never a Tory.)
Worry not Fuller, Blow will be watching avidly . Now why do you suppose an aging fairy would want to tempt the boys to be nasty to him ? Widow Twanky`s T will be silent many times this night.
I thought he was fun though and I have absolutely no ideas what a completist is. You are probabaly a Tory who is yet to admit it to himself does the sight of margaret thatcher give you strange guilty but exciting feelings ?
Hezza, who although a good businessman achieved almost fuck all as DPM.
Apart from re-inventing our cities...
A completist is just someone who likes to complete things. Won't rest till his CD collection has each Sheryl Crow album yet released, or every BWV that old Johann Sebastian turned out. An obsessive compulsive will also keep those CDs in some sort of arcane order. Alphabetical is too simple.
Bhownaggree probably plumes himself on coming here, whenever he chooses, to goad the bigots in grand style, displaying his superior intelligence & extensive vocabulary. He is educated, all right, but can't be too bright: he really seems to believe that NuLab guff. Surely he knows that Mandelson made it all up, just to get the unelectable into office.
ooo a little education goes a very long way you should hear me when I can be arsed.The phrase "abstract metaphysical" is a bit of a giveaway (as opposed to metphysical having a cup tea and reading the paper)
I `m sorry to hear of your completest affliction. How I wish I could get round to finishing the tiling in that bathroom ...goodness it could be "in-complete" for years.....tempt tempt..
Back in the middle ages it was the fashion for princes and kings to keep the odd performing dwarf and caged lunatic around the palace.
The reason for this was partly cruel entertainment and partly to provide an extreme example of how low humanity could fall, thus making the prince look all the better by comparison.
I suspect that Swiss Tony keeps his performing buffoon for much the same reason.
ps, Mr Fuller,
I seek your expert advice.
Would it be completist if one knew one couldn't be happy until every self-serving, low-life, snake oil salesman of a politician had been put to slow and painful death?
Brown-noser said "The party will renew itself in power with new ideas in delivering public services, new concepts of Britishness and new ideas about the role of the citizen."
Right, so after 9 years of record spending rises with no tangible improvements and crisis after crisis (MRSA, foreign prisoners ,rising school leaver illiteracy etc), the best election results for the far right in living memory, you
And fuck your new role for citizen. I'm unclear on how many more ways you can shaft us, but wouldn't like to know.
Mr Fuller - Are you or have you been in coal mining? If so get to SpecSavers for some eye protection before your next shift. Look after those peepers.
Bhownaggree went to school but not sure where. Displays superficial signs of education but much of the humour and irony passes him by. Possibly grew up in Belguim.
"Tomorrow Guido will be exposing an example of Gordon's "Cash for Policies" machine"
So by keeping Hazel Blears and Ian McCartney locked up in westminster, prince Tony performs both functions at once and keeps one in reserve.