Riddle of the Day

28 comments:

Anonymous said...

Con - tree music ??

You could at least have used a Tory Tree !

Anonymous said...

cunt

Anonymous said...

I wonder if it would be considered cheating to read the answer clearly printed underneath the riddle.

Anonymous said...

And Line Dancing?

Anonymous said...

yes, yes, yes, all very well and good - but where's the totty?

AntiCitizenOne said...

T
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T
T
Y

Anonymous said...

Cheque-cheque-cheque-cheque CHEQUERS!!!

M. Smith said...

Where's this totty you teased us with earlier today? I think perhaps you need a few photo-editing classes. I come very cheaply. No filth jokes please.

Anonymous said...

Worst! Riddle! Everrrrr!

Anonymous said...

Funny... if you're a southerner Blair represents "con"-tree; if you're a northerner like me he represents "cunt"-tree... so right both ways round I suppose!

Anonymous said...

Rubbish. Get a new job Guido

Fruity said...

You're still too pissed to post the totty aren't you? Lucky sod

Anonymous said...

He'll have plenty of time when he goes to gaol to listen to it

Anonymous said...

What's the matter with you lot and all this TOTTY requesting, just google
I have 3 buttons on my pc
PORN
MUSIC
GUIDO
I highly recommend limewire for free pornfilms, don't do it at work unless you're the boss and don't blame me if your wife /girlfriend catches you wanking like a demented chimpanzee in your "study"

Anonymous said...

It's all eye wash to a Blind Bat.

Anonymous said...

F***ing blogger software; you could get really pissed off having to enter things twice!!

Anyway, what I wanted to say in the first place was that you're an ignorant blair*, Guido. It's a rebus, not a riddle.

*That's pronounced c*nt down south here...

Anonymous said...

Blair is not a cunt. He is a mule's vagina.

Anonymous said...

It reminds me of a new definition by either Graeme Garden or Tim Brooke-Taylor...

Countryside: killing Michael Winner

Anonymous said...

To compare Bliar with female genitalia in the vernacular is grossly insulting. To c#@ts.

Anonymous said...

Anon @ 4:15pm, it was Stephen Fry's definition and in fact Piers Morgan was the victim. Still, I suppose either version works.

GeordieLad said...

Apparently, while at university, Blair sent a photo of himself to his parents. Clearly dressed to the nines, he wrote at the bottom of the photo, "Dear parents, chaps around here are saying I look like a Count!"

Blair's father shook his head, turned to his mother and said, "To think we spent all that money on his education, and yet he still can't spell!"

Anonymous said...

More on countryside....

The joke only works, if we're being really pedantic, if there is such a word as c*nter. I'm off to check the font of vulgarity that is the Profanisaurus.

AntiCitizenOne said...

Hitchens,

Demented Chimps all use BitTorrent now for button #1 entertainment.

Anonymous said...

To quote an elder colleague of mine:

"Blair's not a cunt. Cunts are useful.."

Anonymous said...

that riddle's not very fanny

but then, neither am I

Anonymous said...

Some of my colleagues are trees, too.

Hedgy said...

I had one of those bit tottent things once...gave me terrible indigestion

Julian said...

Can we have a bit more of a hint, for those who are unaware of British MP's country music fetishes?

(Does it involves satsumas and fishnet stockings?)