Recess Monkey Self-Censors?

62 comments:

ex Yard 'tec said...

Well done Guido!

Anonymous said...

Did the monkey panic after biting the hand that feeds him?

Anonymous said...

Tessa Jowell 25 minutes late. Obviously coming off duty after giving husband David Mills a quick one for auld lang syne prior to his departure for Italy to face five big ones behind bars - fucking criminal.

Recess Monkey hoping for a safe seat sometime told to get on message. The left are fucking paupers in principle, spirit and in shekels. Matt Taylor have a word with him to stiffen backbone.

Anonymous said...

Who cares what the fucker has done.
Who the fuck is he?
Nobody!
If it wasn't for Guido nobody would even read his blog (I don't anyway) or listen to his Marxist twaddle on that radio programme that hardly anybody listens to.
Pathetic sheep from the Twat tribe .

Anonymous said...

Dear Guido

Next Tuesday evening at 6:30pm on Resonance, we will enjoy your securing an explanation from the Monkey as to the disappearance of his Story

and we hope that Mrs Fawkes can spare the real Star of last week's show, the delightful Miss Fawkes, for a repeat of her show stealing performance

I suggest you lay in extra supplies of ice-cream

Anonymous said...

Left wing fantasist - what do yo owe him Guido.

Anonymous said...

It's back up.

Anonymous said...

Yep it is back up...but only because the fucker saw that he made a cunt of himself for taking it down...

Fuck him Guido and I don't know why you have anything to do with him; there are far cleverer and principled people who support Labour and who would be far more balanced. He's a twat and a fucking mong incapable of rational debate or discussion, so fuck him.

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D. C. Warmington said...

Herr Hitchens, what do you say about the lamented Milton Friedman? He wasn't exactly a Teuton.

Anonymous said...

Hitchens - my employers have asked me to inform you that you're a cunt.

Anonymous said...

I see that saying anything that is not entirely complimentary and idolising of jews is srill seen as wrong and anti-semitic...

Pity the PC thought police cunts are out in force.

Go get them hitch...!

Anonymous said...

Oi, did YOOSE lot know your all causing a "crisis in democratic" politics according to Matthew Taylor of the IPPR - Irrelevant pretentious people ramblings

So carry on the good work YOOSE are all doing a good job of winding up the control freaks in power. And one last thing far from being a crisis, its REAL POLITIK, democracy is thriving on the net, shame about the Green Bench brigade, it must be so inconvenient for them! In fact not inconvenient a CRISIS!!!!! Ah DIDDUMS....

Anonymous said...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/6155932.stm

oh an heres a link for the full whinge.

Anonymous said...

You the slow boy at the back!
yes you!
"often unfunny"
The joke was in the phrase..
they are always the first to stereotype other races and cultures.
Think about it boy..... irony ???
they are the first to stereotype???
penny dropped?
It was just a joke that went over your head.
although the response to that joke does prove my point, or does it?

Anonymous said...

who is this evil jewess anon?
Thats a lot of evil to pick out
be more specific

Anonymous said...

Go to bed, Peter. It's getting late and you are digging yourself into a hole. Shalom Shabbat, all!

The Scoffer said...

Oh Hitch,

"they are always the first to stereotype other races and cultures."

You are simple always exaggerating. Not a word escapes your mouth which isn't exaggeration.

Scoff.

PS. Do I get a prize for getting the joke?

Anonymous said...

so he's clearly no use for putting up shelves

Anonymous said...

Jews fiat money central banks etc.

Fiat money = Medicis of Florence
M Friedman+Volcker = 25 years of prosperity(fuckall to do with Brown btw)
Recess Monkey = partly Indian

Mr Hitchens get back on your meds.

North London lady = Margaret Hodge

Anonymous said...

That story about Margaret Hodge was on the BBC News website yesterday. Today it has disappeared. I wonder on who's orders?

Anonymous said...

The fact that Recess Monkey was forced to take down the Tessa Jowell post is the final nail in the coffin for this Labour so-called "government".

No doubt those in the higher echelons of the Labour party think that the Great British public will have forgotten about the way they made Recess Monkey take this post down by the time of the election. If so, this just shows the disgraceful, demeaning disregard in which they hold this proud nation.

The British people WILL remember this. And, as they do, they will tick the box marked 'Conservative' - and get their country back.

Anonymous said...

Being 'Jewish'. What is it - a religion or a race?

And how about 'Muslims' what are they?

And what's a Taleban?

Anonymous said...

Chuck Unsworth said...
Being 'Jewish'. What is it - a religion or a race?

And how about 'Muslims' what are they?
And what's a Taleban?

Are you trying to be a smart-arse or are you just feckin thick?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous 10:16

'Are you trying to be a smart-arse or are you just feckin thick? '

Do you understand Irony?

Yes. I'm guilty on all counts.

Must be having to deal constantly with idiot 'persons' such as yourself.

Grow up and - while you're at it -get yourself a name, or at least borrow one.

Anonymous said...

Chuck Unsworth said...
Grow up and - while you're at it -get yourself a name, or at least borrow one.

You don't like being slapped down do you Mr Angry?

Calm down chuckie luv and stop making a tit of yerself.

BTW "Irony"...I really don't think so.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous 11:45

'You don't like being slapped down do you Mr Angry?

Calm down chuckie luv and stop making a tit of yerself.

BTW "Irony"...I really don't think so.'

Yes, indeed, I do so love being slapped - but believe me that wasn't it. And you still need a name...

Anonymous said...

Let me explain my post to some of you mongs

"They are always the first to stereotype"
By saying "they are>>>etc , etc." I was myself "guilty" of stereotyping and therefore making a joke, but one that obviously flew over a few heads.

Anonymous said...

That lady from North London, Margaret Hodge, who keeps making fuck ups has not been sacked by Blair. I reckon he shagged her when they were neighbours in Islington. Why else would he keep this moron in a job.

Anonymous said...

hitch - if you have to explain the joke then perhaps it wasn't so good. If you're going to be risque then at least be funny (as you usually are).

Anonymous said...

Back on topic - the Jowell story is not there today - Saturday 18th November. Old Monkey face seems to have lost his grip on the tree..

Anonymous said...

Its this "john bull" that fascinates me, I think his keyboard is stuck.
Tell us about yourself John, do you suffer short term memory loss?
That may explain why you feel the need to keep re-posting the same thing over and over again.
It may also explain why you seem to suffer from the delusion that the Conservative party are the saviours of Great Britain.

Rigger Mortice said...

'they will tick the box marked 'Conservative' - and get their country back.'

what planet are you on.so we'll end up with cameron.another self serving politician with little or no life experience,no discernble principles merely a desire to spin the meeja and fool the public to get back in.what's he gonna do when he gets there.the public sector will still breed jobs for lefti voters,the illegal immigrants will still be here,the finances will still be well in the red,bankruptcies will still rise,........

get real.

Anonymous said...

Afternoon Rigger,

You've really hit the spot there!

Why not put the whole of government out to tender, then we can have Capita or KPMG or some of the others doing the biz?

Although there would be enormous fees to be paid, at least the town halls would shrivel after the last few had retired, and we could redevelop these huge unloved buildings into flats for the newly retired.

Back in the real world...at least England won today - hence the rush of blood to the keyboard!

Dunno what to say next so ... 'bye!

Anonymous said...

What an utter wanker that monkey fucker is...typical New labour cunt trying to hide the words, and as usual making total fuck-up...

The page is not not available...

ROFLMFAO!!!!

What a cunt you are monkey fucker...

Anonymous said...

Give the Monkey a break, you guys. He's only human, after all.

Oops. Silly me. Gave the game away there.

Praguetory said...

Is it OK to attack a monkey for how he looks?

Anonymous said...

Anon 8:12
He sets himself up for abuse by shamelessly courting attention.

PT
He sure is one ugly mother fuckka aint he?

Anonymous said...

Hitch, give it to us straight. Are you, or are you not, a supporter of the BNP?

Praguetory said...

I don't normally like to draw attention to a person's physical shortcomings, but RM's pearls of wisdom such as "Sion Simon's web spoof has shown that he's an ordinary bloke with a regular sense of humour who happened to get elected to parliament" persuaded me to make an exception for the monkey.

Anonymous said...

the anecdotal said...
Hitch, give it to us straight. Are you, or are you not, a supporter of the BNP?

Why do you want to know?

Have New Labour made membership of the BNP illegal now?

Anonymous said...

Sion Simon looks like "Care in the Community"

Anonymous said...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/6155932.stm

Oh dear, some leftie doesn't like the libertarian attitude of a lot of bloggers.

Wonder who he could be thinking of?

Supposedly we need to be more "mature" i.e. accept more state control over our lives. When will these meddling idiots understand that we will leave them alone when they leave us alone?

Anonymous said...

It is unlikely that Mr Hitchens is a member of the BNP...He has a multicultural background with cousins from Russia and Romania and a brother who is American....bit much of a mongrel for the BNP.

Anonymous said...

Well, at least from here he looks like a twit... and I'm a lot closer to New York publishing circles than you are.

Anonymous said...

"I'm a lot closer to New York publishing circles than you are."

That's debatable. Between UK and New York is nothing but water. Between the Raincoast and New York are 350 million incredibly large people.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous 11.22:

'That's debatable. Between UK and New York is nothing but water. Between the Raincoast and New York are 350 million incredibly large people.'

Yer, but. Is he actually talking about 'physical' distances? Perhaps he could be discussing his relations?

'Large' indeed - in every particular? Have you been looking?

Anonymous said...

Off topic but there is a nice little story in the The Brussels Journal

http://www.brusselsjournal.com/

"Something Odd Going On in the EP"

about (yet another) totally useless minister - the man who thought that a ski holiday was more important than ensuring the ordering and delivery of adequate supplies of (supplies of adequate?) arms, body armour and even boots for troops going on desert deployment.

That buffoon Geoff Hoon.

AJC

Praguetory said...

I'm concerned about the monkey. He hasn't posted (if we don't count his Jowell error) since Wednesday. Has the monkey been paralysed? Has the Organ grinder dispensed with is services?

Anonymous said...

I would suspect he has gone to allow the dust to settle after making a total twat of himself.

As soon as he thinks it's all forgotten he'll be back.

Praguetory said...

I'm afraid you're right, Shotgun. He'll be back soon enough. He's a hard-wired Leftie.

Anonymous said...

ha ha ha ha ha!!! what a bunch of twats you all are! dont visit blogs very often, but this has cheered up an otherwise mundane monday afternoon! i cant believe people like you lot exist. am off to buy the person who recommended me this site a tequila. however, little unsure that you aren't all made up characters to make this guy's blog more interesting.

bless you all in all your ridiculous glory! its nice to know that although we all left school long ago, a playground still exists out there x

Anonymous said...

anon 4:40

Well said sir. You are superior. Feel better now?

Now fuck off, mule's poes.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

ha ha ha ha ha!!! what a bunch of twats you all are! dont visit blogs very often, but this has cheered up an otherwise mundane monday afternoon! i cant believe people like you lot exist. am off to buy the person who recommended me this site a tequila. however, little unsure that you aren't all made up characters to make this guy's blog more interesting.

bless you all in all your ridiculous glory! its nice to know that although we all left school long ago, a playground still exists out there x


This is exactly the kind of puerile shite I would expect a cunt like the monkey fucker to write as an anonymong in defence of himself because he doesn't have the balls to come on as himself and tell everyone how childish they are...wanker.

Praguetory said...

Hmmm - hard to believe a newcomer anonymong would be arsed to put that piece together. Come out of the cage, RM.

Anonymous said...

i can assure you i'm not Recess Monkey, but thanks for the compliment! didnt realise i had 'put a piece together'. is that what you call being able to express an opinion without the infantile use of expletives?

your retorts are exactly the kind of pathetic insults expect people of your meagre talents to resort to. point proven, and here's my name for you guys too, as i guess you are offended by anonymity, erm...shotgun and praguetory.

Praguetory said...

Not a compliment Kay - see above. Next.

Anonymous said...

good retort. take you a while to 'put that together'? The compliment i was referring to was that you assumed so much thought had gone into it as to make it a 'piece'.

you boys (apologies if you aren't i'm assuming fromt he pent up aggression) take things hard don't you?

Praguetory said...

I thought you didn't often visit blogs, KAY.

First post from "KAY" -
what a bunch of twats you all are

Second post from "KAY"
your retorts are exactly the kind of pathetic insults

Third post "YAWN" - time for another tequila?

Anonymous said...

yet you're still engaging with me?

i dont visit very often, but its rude not to reply, and seeing as you dont seem to be able to leave me alone....

as i'm presuming you dont interact with girls very often, i thought i'd cheer up your day by getting back to you. you clearly love it.

and 'time for another tequila'?. if i'd have realised you were building up to asking me out for a drink i'd have been more amicable. hehe.

Anonymous said...

i can assure you i'm not Recess Monkey, but thanks for the compliment! didnt realise i had 'put a piece together'. is that what you call being able to express an opinion without the infantile use of expletives?

But you did use expletives...are you sure you aren't living in a parallel universe Monkey fucker?

your retorts are exactly the kind of pathetic insults expect people of your meagre talents to resort to. point proven, and here's my name for you guys too, as i guess you are offended by anonymity, erm...shotgun and praguetory.

We are registered users of the blogs and if you wanted you can make my name and address from the information provided...which you can do from an anonymong and something called kay...you fucking mong.

Anonymous said...

oh my god. you're 44?!

grow up man. you're old enough to be my dad. from your grasp of language i thought you were a school kid! Mong?! you actually use the word mong? at 44? i'm sorry. too funny.

are you guys on a mission to keep me cracking up or what?

guido fawkes you should pay these boys. you officially have one more regular visitor.