I've just returned from a rather agreeable lunch, some amusing company and half decent plonk.
Much of it is now sitting in a puddle on my desk.
Do not publish pictures of this grinning automaton again.
November 16, 2006 at 3:30 PM
Anonymous
said...
Why have they published something covered in coffee mug stains? Pretty slack work from the People's Party.
November 16, 2006 at 3:32 PM
Anonymous
said...
We know that she would never abuse her position. That's why there is a halo around her head in the picture.
November 16, 2006 at 3:32 PM
Anonymous
said...
Oaten pulled a stunt like this before the LD Leadership election.
So what skeletons are in her cupboard, any golden ones?
November 16, 2006 at 3:37 PM
Anonymous
said...
Hazel Blears is the worst person in alive. Irritating doesn't cover it.
November 16, 2006 at 3:41 PM
Anonymous
said...
but guido, you are overlooking the halo of saintlihood above her head..
November 16, 2006 at 3:42 PM
Anonymous
said...
Im not normally a person who hates, but fuck me! This retarded, constantly on the make in a Ritalin induced frenzy, ginger haired Mancunian midget does it for me. Incapable of speaking to anybody in a manner that doesn't suggest that she thinks they are an Alzheimer's patient despite her having the mental capacity of an egg, this fucking nonentity has somehow become a minister of state. why should I be suprised when I see all the shite around her. I cant wait until this country collapses into chaos, poverty and starvation, then we will see who are the powerful ones.
November 16, 2006 at 3:43 PM
Anonymous
said...
Just say what you really think, 'Itchy.
November 16, 2006 at 3:46 PM
Anonymous
said...
The only good thing about Blears is that she's only in her constituency when there's a news story in it for her - so I never have to see her. Also - she's really easy to get rid of; simply tell her that there's a photographer about, possibly with some adorable school children or efficient-looking police officers and she's off like a shot. Total media-whore.
November 16, 2006 at 3:47 PM
Anonymous
said...
...she is also a member of the committee (Labour's NEC) that will set the rules for an election she will be a candidate in.
More NuLab 'Democracy' I presume.
November 16, 2006 at 3:48 PM
Anonymous
said...
"and for the first time in history, the next Prime Minister".
The patronising little numpty doesn't even understand the history of her own Party.
Oh sorry, I forgot. History only stasrted on 1st May 1997. Except when LiarBore are blaming their many failing on everyone else
November 16, 2006 at 3:49 PM
Anonymous
said...
"I cant wait until this country collapses into chaos, poverty and starvation, then we will see who are the powerful ones.
Unfortunately Blears can thrive on 150 calories a day.
November 16, 2006 at 3:49 PM
Anonymous
said...
She had a nice chat with Yates, over a cup of tea, two weeks ago. Did we know this before ?
November 16, 2006 at 3:55 PM
Anonymous
said...
Oaten didn't quit as Chairman when he was a candidate, did he? I wonder if our red cousins will see things the same way!
November 16, 2006 at 3:57 PM
Anonymous
said...
I hate Hazel Blears even more than Blair. It's close but at least Blair gives me a laugh every now and then. Blears just makes me retch. She is the most appalling Blairite, media-whore, rent-a-quote, nannying, prissy, nanny state knows best, on-message, politically correct, tax n'spend, Tony can do no wrong, celebrate NuLabs "great" achievements appalling partisan party hack. A plague on all her houses (that we are all paying for!) She has all the sexual charisma of a serious road traffic accident.
November 16, 2006 at 4:02 PM
Anonymous
said...
If we (heaven forbid) were to join the Labour Party now, would we be ALLOWED to vote in leadership elections in just a few short months? Is there no 12 months waiting period?
Isn't that the bloke that used to be on the front cover of 'Mad' magazine...?!?
November 16, 2006 at 4:08 PM
Anonymous
said...
Its a shame you can't join, then leave the party and claim your money back, otherwise it would be worth getting the whole country to join for 1 day and vote for Blunkett's dog, who probably has more common sense than the rest of them put together.
On Daily Politics saw Brillo give The Blears a bit of the Paxo treatment (alas, not stuffing her with sage and onion).
This odious Clockwork Chocolate Orange just would not answer questions but used them as an index into her bottomless sewer full of effluvia so she could come up with yet another stream of evasive, irrational, sanctimonious, disingenuous political clap-trap.
Brillo was exasperated and really made a point of exposing her inability to answer a straight question.
If you can endure it, it is worth a watch just to see it on record.
November 16, 2006 at 4:17 PM
Anonymous
said...
This is more like it Guido - a thread where we can heap well-deserved abuse on an uber-Blairite!
As for coffee stains, I'd assumed the circle on the left was the shadow of Yates's magnifying glass. The 'halo', of course, being taken through the rifle sights of one of his armed response teams.
To be fair though, Eileen, the lass could hardly do worse than the present incumbent when it comes to dealing with Johnny Foreigner.
November 16, 2006 at 4:17 PM
Anonymous
said...
PS: If I don't get this job then I'm auditioning for Maria in The Sound of Music Rt Hon HB MP
November 16, 2006 at 4:21 PM
Anonymous
said...
Its a shame you can't join, then leave the party and claim your money back, otherwise it would be worth getting the whole country to join for 1 day and vote for Blunkett's dog, who probably has more common sense than the rest of them put together.
As opposed to Blairs dog, pictured here.
November 16, 2006 at 4:22 PM
Anonymous
said...
Glad you dropped by Mr Hitchens as, despite it being decidedly off topic I've been meaning to enquire of you of an expression you used on a recent thread, namely "Ugandan practices". Student as I am of bizarre sexual gratifications (I did after all marry a Frenchwoman willingly and whilst in possession of most of my faculties)this one escapes me entirely. The only Ugandan I have chanced upon owns a house of squalid bedsits in East London and a pair of thighs the like of which I have only seen sported by hippo's on wildlife documentaries. For the life of me, I can't think of any sexual practice I would contemplate with her that didn't involve somebody standing behind me with a gun. Your clarification would be of great assistance. In anticipation etc. PJ
November 16, 2006 at 4:24 PM
Anonymous
said...
>At 3:49 PM, Jim Karna said... >"and for the first time in >history, the next Prime Minister".
>The patronising little numpty >doesn't even understand the >history of her own Party.
Well her email is actually correct on that point of history - unless you think that the conference that elected Tony Blair leader in 1994 also elected him Prime Minister
November 16, 2006 at 4:24 PM
Anonymous
said...
re Baron Munchausen: Brillo is brilliant. He was grilling nulabs when Paxman was bending over backwards to protect Mandelson's reputation and apologising to him and letting Blair re-record bits of interviews. At the time of the election he asked pertinant questions of Cameron and got him to snap petulantly. (Osbourne, interestingly enough, did much better. I couldn't tell them apart at the time and thought he was leading man)
November 16, 2006 at 4:25 PM
Anonymous
said...
The phrase "Ugandan relations" (or "Ugandan discussions" or "Ugandan affairs"), for example, is a Private Eye euphemism for illicit sex, usually while carrying out a supposedly official duty. Wikipedia
November 16, 2006 at 4:36 PM
Anonymous
said...
'Hazel Blears will throw her little red hat into the deputy-leadership ring any moment now. ' What is it you know? Up here everybody knows 'red hat, no pants'.
November 16, 2006 at 4:38 PM
Anonymous
said...
Guido, I'm afraid I'm about to give up on your blog. It used to be alright but I suppose this post highlights just why its becoming so tedious. Firstly, the post itself is pointless. Also, you've made half of it up... "some of the other candidates are less than impessed" Where? When? Or did they phone you up and tell you in person.
Secondly, the comments used to be reasonably funny, no its just a bunch of hateful tories moaning on about how much they hate everything. It's just dull.
November 16, 2006 at 4:41 PM
Anonymous
said...
Anon 4.24
'Discussing Uganda' and variations on the words, come from Private Eye in the late 60's, when Amin was riding high in the hate polls, and everyone seemed to have a view on what to do, at the eternal drinks parties - which inevitably led to bonking in some cases.
Still a favourite term - but for oldies like me!
November 16, 2006 at 4:43 PM
Anonymous
said...
If Andrew cannot stand hateful Tories it is a mystery why he reads the blog in the first place.
Bye Andrew, have a full refund. Did you ever send in any gossip?
November 16, 2006 at 4:48 PM
Anonymous
said...
'Ugandan discussions'
Sexual intercourse between male and female usually in the missionary position. Came into use following a sexual encounter between a British male of note and Princess Elizabeth of Bakaka(Uganda). I believe when asked whether he had fucked the lovely princess our man from Kampala said he was just having 'Ugandan discussions' This terminology dated. Wilberforce Research is more current cv Prescott doing some Wilberforce research with Rosie Winterton.
November 16, 2006 at 4:48 PM
Anonymous
said...
'Well Fiona er...I think that this is all a bit...a bit political if you see what I mean...
'Hazel Blears, for those of you who don't know, is actually a minister, a female minister at The Home Office. She is also um...chairman, chairperson, chairwoman...ha ha...call it hat you like of The Labour Party.
'Anyway, thats not really important...what is important is that she...sorry...what's important is that it is rumoured that she actually wants to become Deputy Leader of the Labour Party.
'Now the problem with all this my sources tell me er...is that with being a Minister AND holding down all those different Chair type roles that you may remember I mentioned earlier...the problem with all this you know... is will she have enough time to carry out all her current duties as well as fly out to Mr Anschutz's ranch wherever it is...presuming of course she gets elected...
Isn't she doing a splendid job as Minister Without Portfolio? Buzz, buzz, busy, busy.
November 16, 2006 at 5:11 PM
Anonymous
said...
'Peter Hitchens' - "a Ritalin induced frenzy, ginger haired Mancunian midget does it for me."
Does it for me, too. Do you think she'd double head?
Mind you, this is Blears, the archetypal poison dwarf.
On second thoughts Pierre, I wouldn't touch it with yours, let alone mine. You never know what sort of disease you might get.
And that picture looks a bit touched up but maybe it's just that she's been touched up. Always was a Party Girl...
November 16, 2006 at 5:21 PM
Anonymous
said...
Poor dear, she thinks there will be an election for a new leader.
November 16, 2006 at 5:25 PM
Anonymous
said...
Re "Ugandan Practices" Thanks one and all for your erudition. What a disappointment. I'd at least expected something involving a couple of pygmies and a bicycle pump. For this we had an empire? PJ
November 16, 2006 at 5:35 PM
Anonymous
said...
"On second thoughts Pierre, I wouldn't touch it with yours, let alone mine. You never know what sort of disease you might get."
Gingivitis?
November 16, 2006 at 6:13 PM
Anonymous
said...
anon 5:35
The tryst was supposed to have taken place in the loo at Paris airport. Idi was not best pleased.
November 16, 2006 at 6:22 PM
Anonymous
said...
i tried to start this comment 50 times but realised that words will never describe the disgrace that is Blears, dare i say it, she makes Bliar look truthful, decent and a straight kinda guy......... i cant continue......looks, thinks and acts like prescott's love child after a liason with kinnock.... only nastier and not as trustworthy!
November 16, 2006 at 6:43 PM
Anonymous
said...
i would rather cut my cock off with a blunt spoon than listen to her for 1 minute........
November 16, 2006 at 6:50 PM
Anonymous
said...
AnyonebutBlair said... She has all the sexual charisma of a serious road traffic accident.
Yeah but she takes it up the arse.
Gordon Brown and Hazel Blair's: the carpet-munchers dream ticket!!
November 16, 2006 at 7:03 PM
Anonymous
said...
They really do make a temendous effort when it comes to advancing their own careers or covering their own backs.
Shame they can't make the same effort to clear up the mess they have made in Britain, with runaway violent crime and drugs etc.
william norton said... Why have they published something covered in coffee mug stains? Pretty slack work from the People's Party.
That's not a coffee stain, its a magnifying glass - the Labour Party is playing 'Spot The Authoritarian C*nt'.
November 16, 2006 at 7:35 PM
Anonymous
said...
On this evening's Weakest Link one of the questions was "is Hazel Blears position Minister Without Portfolio or Minister Without Purpose". Ms Robinson seemed to think the accurate answer was the former. What is it with the Robinsons at the BBC
November 16, 2006 at 7:37 PM
Anonymous
said...
This greek orthodox saint thing - remind me, Costas, what Greek women do three times more frequently than do any others in the EC?
But Purple Haze is surely more a red cap (poisoned Toad tool) than red hat woman?
If we castrated Iain McCarney might he not be persuaded to stand as Deppity instead of this loon?
November 16, 2006 at 8:03 PM
Anonymous
said...
"....What is it with the Robinsons at the BBC"
Why is Nick Robinson bending over backwards to suck upto Blair and Brown recently. He's going beyond the usual BBC pro-New Labour toadying.He's so biased and sycophantic it's becoming embarrassing.
Do you know, Guido?
November 16, 2006 at 9:01 PM
Anonymous
said...
At Last! The totty!
November 16, 2006 at 9:03 PM
Anonymous
said...
"she actually wants to become Deputy Leader of the Labour Party."
I'm sure that the present encumberance will provide her with full hands on training
Is it just me but doesn't she look like a sanded down David Cameron in a nylon wig
November 16, 2006 at 9:09 PM
Anonymous
said...
Andrew said...
Guido, I'm afraid I'm about to give up on your blog. It used to be alright but I suppose this post highlights just why its becoming so tedious. Firstly, the post itself is pointless. Also, you've made half of it up... "some of the other candidates are less than impessed" Where? When? Or did they phone you up and tell you in person.
Secondly, the comments used to be reasonably funny, no its just a bunch of hateful tories moaning on about how much they hate everything. It's just dull.
Yet another New labour fucker who is looking down the barrel of fucking obscurity...moaning about the Tories...listen you fucking mong...you don't have to be a Tory to hate thios bunch of cunts, and if you are one oif them, we hate you too
'Yet another New labour fucker who is looking down the barrel of fucking obscurity...moaning about the Tories...listen you fucking mong...you don't have to be a Tory to hate thios bunch of cunts, and if you are one oif them, we hate you too
"just a bunch of hateful Tories" Just some of Blears indecent minority of hard-working(drinking?) people in Britain today.
November 17, 2006 at 2:22 AM
Anonymous
said...
Andrew 4:41 pm
You don't get it do you Andrew?it's comments like yours that provide the humour on these blogs. Just shove your head back up Blair's arse and imagine you are back in the comfort of the womb.
November 17, 2006 at 6:16 AM
Anonymous
said...
Chuck Unsworth said... Shotgun:
'Yet another New labour fucker who is looking down the barrel of fucking obscurity...moaning about the Tories...listen you fucking mong...you don't have to be a Tory to hate thios bunch of cunts, and if you are one oif them, we hate you too
cunt'
Precisely. Excellent!
Ssssshurely in this case 'cunt' should be spelt with a capital 'K'
Now now, don't start mis-typing words to bypass the profanity filter.
Brown-Blears... If Brown calls a snap election (I think he will, as it gives him mandate for the madness and 2 more years to cover up the economic melt-down) and SOMEONE, be it Call Me, Barage or even Minge cannot get at least a hung parliament, then it is to the streets, me hearties.
Someone said she has changed her hair (or been riding a motorbike). For the life of me I did not realise as I cannot bear to fix my gaze on that hideous, gurning fizzog long enough to tell.
At September's Labour Conference (professional reasons only, not political affiliation, I assure you..) I wandered into a fringe on the Arts in the North (free champagne in large quantities). Bleaughs was speaking and mentioned that she was part of a Parliamentary singing group called "The Division Belles". (Apologies to those who are - or were - reading this with full stomachs) Can anyone with a pass get hold of a recording of this group... please, please, please?
Zxi
November 17, 2006 at 10:26 AM
Anonymous
said...
Anon 5:35
I suspect that you are confusing "Ugandan Practices" with "Nigerian Practices".
Despite the reputation of Kenya's Happy Valley, British East Africa was all rather staid and up tight. Our West African colonies on the other hand provided far more scope for perverse and unusual diversions.
RM British West Gromboolia (which is actually in Southern Africa where even thinking about "practices" of any nationality is illegal)
No wonder they didn't find any WMD in Iraq - the blasted woman looks like she had Saddam's personal stock injected into her face and neck.
November 17, 2006 at 7:35 PM
Anonymous
said...
Hazel Blears will throw her little red minge into the deputy-leadership hat any moment now. Meantime she has become extra active with her little ooze of joy. Some of the other candidates are less than impressed and are accusing her of positioning herself over a chair to ensure access to the party membership…....
speed reading makes the incompetent shites much more interesting
November 17, 2006 at 7:45 PM
Anonymous
said...
I wish
Ms Blears
November 17, 2006 at 7:59 PM
Anonymous
said...
Mmmmmmmm rectal fisting and golden showers spring to mind when i see that ginger dominatrix! I`m signing up straight away..
65 comments:
Guido,
I've just returned from a rather agreeable lunch, some amusing company and half decent plonk.
Much of it is now sitting in a puddle on my desk.
Do not publish pictures of this grinning automaton again.
Why have they published something covered in coffee mug stains? Pretty slack work from the People's Party.
We know that she would never abuse her position. That's why there is a halo around her head in the picture.
Oaten pulled a stunt like this before the LD Leadership election.
So what skeletons are in her cupboard, any golden ones?
Hazel Blears is the worst person in alive. Irritating doesn't cover it.
but guido, you are overlooking the halo of saintlihood above her head..
Im not normally a person who hates, but fuck me!
This retarded, constantly on the make in a Ritalin induced frenzy, ginger haired Mancunian midget does it for me.
Incapable of speaking to anybody in a manner that doesn't suggest that she thinks they are an Alzheimer's patient despite her having the mental capacity of an egg, this fucking nonentity has somehow become a minister of state.
why should I be suprised when I see all the shite around her.
I cant wait until this country collapses into chaos, poverty and starvation, then we will see who are the powerful ones.
Just say what you really think, 'Itchy.
The only good thing about Blears is that she's only in her constituency when there's a news story in it for her - so I never have to see her. Also - she's really easy to get rid of; simply tell her that there's a photographer about, possibly with some adorable school children or efficient-looking police officers and she's off like a shot. Total media-whore.
...she is also a member of the committee (Labour's NEC) that will set the rules for an election she will be a candidate in.
More NuLab 'Democracy' I presume.
"and for the first time in history, the next Prime Minister".
The patronising little numpty doesn't even understand the history of her own Party.
Oh sorry, I forgot. History only stasrted on 1st May 1997. Except when LiarBore are blaming their many failing on everyone else
"I cant wait until this country collapses into chaos, poverty and starvation, then we will see who are the powerful ones.
Unfortunately Blears can thrive on 150 calories a day.
She had a nice chat with Yates, over a cup of tea, two weeks ago. Did we know this before ?
Oaten didn't quit as Chairman when he was a candidate, did he? I wonder if our red cousins will see things the same way!
I hate Hazel Blears even more than Blair. It's close but at least Blair gives me a laugh every now and then. Blears just makes me retch. She is the most appalling Blairite, media-whore, rent-a-quote, nannying, prissy, nanny state knows best, on-message, politically correct, tax n'spend, Tony can do no wrong, celebrate NuLabs "great" achievements appalling partisan party hack. A plague on all her houses (that we are all paying for!)
She has all the sexual charisma of a serious road traffic accident.
If we (heaven forbid) were to join the Labour Party now, would we be ALLOWED to vote in leadership elections in just a few short months? Is there no 12 months waiting period?
Isn't that the bloke that used to be on the front cover of 'Mad' magazine...?!?
Its a shame you can't join, then leave the party and claim your money back, otherwise it would be worth getting the whole country to join for 1 day and vote for Blunkett's dog, who probably has more common sense than the rest of them put together.
On Daily Politics saw Brillo give The Blears a bit of the Paxo treatment (alas, not stuffing her with sage and onion).
This odious Clockwork Chocolate Orange just would not answer questions but used them as an index into her bottomless sewer full of effluvia so she could come up with yet another stream of evasive, irrational, sanctimonious, disingenuous political clap-trap.
Brillo was exasperated and really made a point of exposing her inability to answer a straight question.
If you can endure it, it is worth a watch just to see it on record.
This is more like it Guido - a thread where we can heap well-deserved abuse on an uber-Blairite!
As for coffee stains, I'd assumed the circle on the left was the shadow of Yates's magnifying glass. The 'halo', of course, being taken through the rifle sights of one of his armed response teams.
To be fair though, Eileen, the lass could hardly do worse than the present incumbent when it comes to dealing with Johnny Foreigner.
PS: If I don't get this job then I'm auditioning for Maria in The Sound of Music
Rt Hon HB MP
Its a shame you can't join, then leave the party and claim your money back, otherwise it would be worth getting the whole country to join for 1 day and vote for Blunkett's dog, who probably has more common sense than the rest of them put together.
As opposed to Blairs dog, pictured here.
Glad you dropped by Mr Hitchens as, despite it being decidedly off topic I've been meaning to enquire of you of an expression you used on a recent thread, namely "Ugandan practices".
Student as I am of bizarre sexual gratifications (I did after all marry a Frenchwoman willingly and whilst in possession of most of my faculties)this one escapes me entirely.
The only Ugandan I have chanced upon owns a house of squalid bedsits in East London and a pair of thighs the like of which I have only seen sported by hippo's on wildlife documentaries. For the life of me, I can't think of any sexual practice I would contemplate with her that didn't involve somebody standing behind me with a gun.
Your clarification would be of great assistance.
In anticipation etc.
PJ
>At 3:49 PM, Jim Karna said...
>"and for the first time in >history, the next Prime Minister".
>The patronising little numpty >doesn't even understand the >history of her own Party.
Well her email is actually correct on that point of history - unless you think that the conference that elected Tony Blair leader in 1994 also elected him Prime Minister
re Baron Munchausen: Brillo is brilliant. He was grilling nulabs when Paxman was bending over backwards to protect Mandelson's reputation and apologising to him and letting Blair re-record bits of interviews. At the time of the election he asked pertinant questions of Cameron and got him to snap petulantly. (Osbourne, interestingly enough, did much better. I couldn't tell them apart at the time and thought he was leading man)
The phrase "Ugandan relations" (or "Ugandan discussions" or "Ugandan affairs"), for example, is a Private Eye euphemism for illicit sex, usually while carrying out a supposedly official duty. Wikipedia
'Hazel Blears will throw her little red hat into the deputy-leadership ring any moment now. ' What is it you know? Up here everybody knows 'red hat, no pants'.
Guido, I'm afraid I'm about to give up on your blog. It used to be alright but I suppose this post highlights just why its becoming so tedious. Firstly, the post itself is pointless. Also, you've made half of it up... "some of the other candidates are less than impessed" Where? When? Or did they phone you up and tell you in person.
Secondly, the comments used to be reasonably funny, no its just a bunch of hateful tories moaning on about how much they hate everything. It's just dull.
Anon 4.24
'Discussing Uganda' and variations on the words, come from Private Eye in the late 60's, when Amin was riding high in the hate polls, and everyone seemed to have a view on what to do, at the eternal drinks parties - which inevitably led to bonking in some cases.
Still a favourite term - but for oldies like me!
If Andrew cannot stand hateful Tories it is a mystery why he reads the blog in the first place.
Bye Andrew, have a full refund. Did you ever send in any gossip?
'Ugandan discussions'
Sexual intercourse between male and female usually in the missionary position. Came into use following a sexual encounter between a British male of note and Princess Elizabeth of Bakaka(Uganda). I believe when asked whether he had fucked the lovely princess our man from Kampala said he was just having 'Ugandan discussions'
This terminology dated. Wilberforce Research is more current cv Prescott doing some Wilberforce research with Rosie Winterton.
'Well Fiona er...I think that this is all a bit...a bit political if you see what I mean...
'Hazel Blears, for those of you who don't know, is actually a minister, a female minister at The Home Office. She is also um...chairman, chairperson, chairwoman...ha ha...call it hat you like of The Labour Party.
'Anyway, thats not really important...what is important is that she...sorry...what's important is that it is rumoured that she actually wants to become Deputy Leader of the Labour Party.
'Now the problem with all this my sources tell me er...is that with being a Minister AND holding down all those different Chair type roles that you may remember I mentioned earlier...the problem with all this you know... is will she have enough time to carry out all her current duties as well as fly out to Mr Anschutz's ranch wherever it is...presuming of course she gets elected...
Isn't she doing a splendid job as Minister Without Portfolio? Buzz, buzz, busy, busy.
'Peter Hitchens' - "a Ritalin induced frenzy, ginger haired Mancunian midget does it for me."
Does it for me, too. Do you think she'd double head?
Mind you, this is Blears, the archetypal poison dwarf.
On second thoughts Pierre, I wouldn't touch it with yours, let alone mine. You never know what sort of disease you might get.
And that picture looks a bit touched up but maybe it's just that she's been touched up. Always was a Party Girl...
Poor dear, she thinks there will be an election for a new leader.
Re "Ugandan Practices"
Thanks one and all for your erudition. What a disappointment. I'd at least expected something involving a couple of pygmies and a bicycle pump. For this we had an empire?
PJ
"On second thoughts Pierre, I wouldn't touch it with yours, let alone mine. You never know what sort of disease you might get."
Gingivitis?
anon 5:35
The tryst was supposed to have taken place in the loo at Paris airport.
Idi was not best pleased.
i tried to start this comment 50 times but realised that words will never describe the disgrace that is Blears, dare i say it, she makes Bliar look truthful, decent and a straight kinda guy......... i cant continue......looks, thinks and acts like prescott's love child after a liason with kinnock.... only nastier and not as trustworthy!
i would rather cut my cock off with a blunt spoon than listen to her for 1 minute........
AnyonebutBlair said...
She has all the sexual charisma of a serious road traffic accident.
Yeah but she takes it up the arse.
Gordon Brown and Hazel Blair's: the carpet-munchers dream ticket!!
They really do make a temendous effort when it comes to advancing their own careers or covering their own backs.
Shame they can't make the same effort to clear up the mess they have made in Britain, with runaway violent crime and drugs etc.
william norton said...
Why have they published something covered in coffee mug stains? Pretty slack work from the People's Party.
That's not a coffee stain, its a magnifying glass - the Labour Party is playing 'Spot The Authoritarian C*nt'.
On this evening's Weakest Link one of the questions was "is Hazel Blears position Minister Without Portfolio or Minister Without Purpose". Ms Robinson seemed to think the accurate answer was the former. What is it with the Robinsons at the BBC
This greek orthodox saint thing - remind me, Costas, what Greek women do three times more frequently than do any others in the EC?
But Purple Haze is surely more a red cap (poisoned Toad tool) than red hat woman?
If we castrated Iain McCarney might he not be persuaded to stand as Deppity instead of this loon?
"....What is it with the Robinsons at the BBC"
Why is Nick Robinson bending over backwards to suck upto Blair and Brown recently. He's going beyond the usual BBC pro-New Labour toadying.He's so biased and sycophantic it's becoming embarrassing.
Do you know, Guido?
At Last! The totty!
"she actually wants to become Deputy Leader of the Labour Party."
I'm sure that the present encumberance will provide her with full hands on training
Is it just me but doesn't she look like a sanded down David Cameron in a nylon wig
Andrew said...
Guido, I'm afraid I'm about to give up on your blog. It used to be alright but I suppose this post highlights just why its becoming so tedious. Firstly, the post itself is pointless. Also, you've made half of it up... "some of the other candidates are less than impessed" Where? When? Or did they phone you up and tell you in person.
Secondly, the comments used to be reasonably funny, no its just a bunch of hateful tories moaning on about how much they hate everything. It's just dull.
Yet another New labour fucker who is looking down the barrel of fucking obscurity...moaning about the Tories...listen you fucking mong...you don't have to be a Tory to hate thios bunch of cunts, and if you are one oif them, we hate you too
cunt
She's one ugly fucking ginger bitch.
Shotgun:
'Yet another New labour fucker who is looking down the barrel of fucking obscurity...moaning about the Tories...listen you fucking mong...you don't have to be a Tory to hate thios bunch of cunts, and if you are one oif them, we hate you too
cunt'
Precisely. Excellent!
Looks like the "Brown Ring of Quality" (Thanks Dogbert) has had another day out.
"just a bunch of hateful Tories"
Just some of Blears indecent minority of hard-working(drinking?) people in Britain today.
Andrew 4:41 pm
You don't get it do you Andrew?it's comments like yours that provide the humour on these blogs.
Just shove your head back up Blair's arse and imagine you are back in the comfort of the womb.
Chuck Unsworth said...
Shotgun:
'Yet another New labour fucker who is looking down the barrel of fucking obscurity...moaning about the Tories...listen you fucking mong...you don't have to be a Tory to hate thios bunch of cunts, and if you are one oif them, we hate you too
cunt'
Precisely. Excellent!
Ssssshurely in this case 'cunt' should be spelt with a capital 'K'
Shotgun: thios
Now now, don't start mis-typing words to bypass the profanity filter.
Brown-Blears... If Brown calls a snap election (I think he will, as it gives him mandate for the madness and 2 more years to cover up the economic melt-down) and SOMEONE, be it Call Me, Barage or even Minge cannot get at least a hung parliament, then it is to the streets, me hearties.
Someone said she has changed her hair (or been riding a motorbike). For the life of me I did not realise as I cannot bear to fix my gaze on that hideous, gurning fizzog long enough to tell.
At September's Labour Conference (professional reasons only, not political affiliation, I assure you..) I wandered into a fringe on the Arts in the North (free champagne in large quantities). Bleaughs was speaking and mentioned that she was part of a Parliamentary singing group called "The Division Belles". (Apologies to those who are - or were - reading this with full stomachs) Can anyone with a pass get hold of a recording of this group... please, please, please?
Zxi
Anon 5:35
I suspect that you are confusing "Ugandan Practices" with "Nigerian Practices".
Despite the reputation of Kenya's Happy Valley, British East Africa was all rather staid and up tight. Our West African colonies on the other hand provided far more scope for perverse and unusual diversions.
RM
British West Gromboolia
(which is actually in Southern Africa where even thinking about "practices" of any nationality is illegal)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dogbert
No wonder they didn't find any WMD in Iraq - the blasted woman looks like she had Saddam's personal stock injected into her face and neck.
Hazel Blears will throw her little red minge into the deputy-leadership hat any moment now. Meantime she has become extra active with her little ooze of joy. Some of the other candidates are less than impressed and are accusing her of positioning herself over a chair to ensure access to the party membership…....
speed reading makes the incompetent shites much more interesting
I wish
Ms Blears
Mmmmmmmm rectal fisting and golden showers spring to mind when i see that ginger dominatrix! I`m signing up straight away..