Tory Totty

78 comments:

gammarama.co.uk said...

Whats happened to the permalink times?

Most definately would the middle two...

Prodicus said...

Dale - totty? Ooooh, you bitch, Guido.

Anonymous said...

Dont worry as an A lister she has probably been programmed to assume any 2 men standing together are married. this was drummed into her on the diversity and cultural awareness course she perhaps had to attend.

Osborne calling people Autistic as an insult is booked in for a few more courses as is Boris who has to attend a healthy eating course devised by Dr J OLiver, a leading school nutritionist.

Humph

http://www.ghostofhumphrey.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

Is Ian Dale a full time shirtlifter or is he just a messing about to help in getting a nice metropolitan seat? Oh matron...
The Cliff Richard and Shirley Bassey stuff sounds so false. On the other hand Widdecombe is the new icon for tory woofters.

Anonymous said...

Nah, Guido - it's well known now that muscly men tend to be gay. Indeed, 'butch' itself is such a camp sounding word. More flab is the way to go.

Anonymous said...

PS Should have said - congratulations. Excellent totty. Especially top middle.

Anonymous said...

Easy mistake to make if you and Iain insist on holding hands.

Hedgy said...

oooohh some nice pics, count me in for a Tory vote, lol

Anonymous said...

Necklace girl looks rather appealing but of indeterminate age..........I am sure she comes from a good stable and would like more details Guido.........do you deliver ?

Anonymous said...

Dale? Totty? Click here.

Anonymous said...

Nice to see some chaps there this time; shame they appear to be mingers.

Anonymous said...

Guido, you can get more Butch if you go to Hampstead Heath.

Anonymous said...

I'll have two from the top row and one from the bottom, please, Carol.

Anonymous said...

How goeth the ferret-hunting

Anonymous said...

Finally some real totties!

Anonymous said...

Gotta add that the middle top is just amazing in that picture.

Good work Guido now where's the videos??

Anonymous said...

Top left for me - I'm an equal opportunities letch.

Anonymous said...

Did Katy Taylor-Richards not make the final selection?

Iain Dale said...

Anonymous 7.34

I should make it clear that I HATE Shirley Bassey. And the Wizard of Oz.

Anonymous said...

1 Definitely but looks about 16.
2. Lovely but looks too indie to be a Tory.
3. No but I know a man who would.
4. Is she one of the hoodies Dave is planning to hug?
5. Definitely, I like pearls on a lady.
6. Not so sure about this character.

Anonymous said...

To use the words of Tom Lehrer.... More, more, I am still not satisfied.

Bottom left is lovely!

Anonymous said...

Jagshemash! I make click on small pictures but they not move around like real moviefilm. Is more exciting when they move, in glorious nation of Kazahkstan our prostitutes make all sexy motions. I give Mr Fawkes help with moviefilm making. Also is ones on ends, they not have long hair like my country women. That one in bottom right she look like proper man. Is mistake, no? Chenquieh!

Anonymous said...

Guido - the twirly mustache and the pointy beard are a dead give-away. And that hat! Only in Austria would a heterosexual wear such a garment.

Anonymous said...

This is only going to increase.After Bliars 'Cool Britannia' escapade.Partys will start paying models to attend conference.(You can hire some very lovely 'pit girls' for a very reasonable fee).Labour's girls of the pit variety could be supplied from their youth wings of the mino(e)rs unions.There wouldn't be any overall savings unfortunately as barbers' bills for separating their eyebrows (and in some cases their armpits from their lower regions) would have to be taken into account.

Anonymous said...

Top left by a huge margin!

Anonymous said...

If all the girls-in-pearls at Bournemouth were laid end-to-end I wouldn't be at all surprised.

Anonymous said...

top centre by a mile: "one single to bournemouth and a pack of gum please"...

Anonymous said...

I was going for the pearl necklace but the similarity to Trinny of T and S brought on a gag reflex.

Anonymous said...

A couple employees [guys] "want a piece of him" [Iain].

Anonymous said...

I'm seriously considering buying a CD containing 'sound effects' of (mens')screams and a running chainsaw and playing it at full volume on Hampstead Heath just to see who runs out.

Anonymous said...

There wouldn't have been any confusion in Kasakhstan, where gays have to wear blue hats.

Anonymous said...

RE:Anonymous.That's assuming that (90% certain I know) they're Labour they haven't 'run out' already.

Anonymous said...

As the girl in the top left hand section of your 'Tory totty' gallery - i have a couple of things to say: I am certainly not tory totty - neither is the girl in the bottom middle. I'm a journalist and she's a representative of the Holocaust Educational Trust. Get you're facts right Guido.

Anonymous said...

A journalist describing themselves as a 'girl'.You're asian faster than you think.

Anonymous said...

I'm a journalist and she's a representative of the Holocaust Educational Trust.

Your standing has increased but now I am really enamoured of the girl in pearls, she is even more adorable...........

AntiCitizenOne said...

I allways like women with brains, so finding out that the foxy top left is a journo is very disapointing.

Here's some questions never asked when interviewing Labour MPs.

"Why haven't you cut tax yet?"
"Who can spend money in the wisest way? The person who went out and earned it or you?"
"Why do you fine people 40% of their income for working?"
"Why do you reward people thousands of pounds a year for not working?"
"Why are we subsidising the immigration of so many people with AIDS into the country?"
"Why do you fine married people and reward and encourage divorcies and single parents?"

Maybe you could give them a try?

Northern Monkey said...

I allways like women with brains, so finding out that the foxy top left is a journo is very disapointing.

Haha - comment of the day!

Also Ms Journo - get a sense of humour, you have just added to sense that the MSM is full of humourless, head up their arse types...

Anonymous said...

she's a representative of the Holocaust Educational Trust.

Oh dear, a self-righteous do-gooder then. Shame, because I prefer girls who like a pearl necklace.

Northern Monkey said...

Typo alert - above should have read:

Also Ms Journo - get a sense of humour, you have just added to the image of the the MSM being full of humourless, head up their arse types...

Also the word verification said "bungsg"....hmmm who is "sg" I wonder? how much should I bung them?

Anonymous said...

Middle-aged dribbling tosser Tories take perv photos of girls - girls point out they're not Tories (who wouldn't be ashamed?) - Tories have a strop. Shocka.

You've still got Dale, what are you moaning on?

Anonymous said...

The comments section is trawled by black propagandists from all sides trying to land their respective enemies in the mire.(In The Conservative's case it's just a question of jumping on Labour heads 'till even they disappear).If you want a real story,meet me in the 'Blue Globe'nr Exeter at 8PM tonight.Bring a Basque.(Make sure she's hot too).

Anonymous said...

anyone worked out who the top middle is? and if she is available?

yum yum yum

Anonymous said...

Where's Annunziata Rees-Mogg? She really is Tory totty.

Anonymous said...

"Get you're facts right Guido"

I'm guessing you're the type of journo that relies on your subeditors alot?

Anonymous said...

northern monkey @12:52

SG is Senor Guido

Anonymous said...

YES!Let's be uncontroversial and show some Lib-Dem Toten.Ming Campbell would get my 'unter-babe' vote.She's 'all things to all men'.Now she's been embalmed,her looks won't ever fade.

Anonymous said...

She can place an apostrophe whereever she likes.

Anonymous said...

Louise is a star!

She is by far the most impressive priority list candidate that I have seen.

Louise will become an MP.

Anonymous said...

@anon:12:25 PM

OK I picked top-left out but that doesn't mean I believe it's you ...

Anyway are you denying that she is Tory,totty or both?

Anonymous said...

Top left - you may not be a Tory, but you are totty. Rather gorgeous at that. Just take it as a compliment.

Anonymous said...

who IS that delicious minx with the pearls?
Got any more info Guido?

Anonymous said...

Yeah, take it as a compliment you silly bitch. Honestly, they'll be saying we don't respect women next.

Anonymous said...

Oh no, has Jacob R-M resurfaced? I thought he'd concluded that he lost votes everytime he opened is mouth? Which was entirely accurate.

I remember him from Oxford where most of the Union would groan when he stood up and wish he'd STFU for once...

Anonymous said...

Who is the top right cutie? I must have missed him hanging round the Highcliff.

Anonymous said...

Looks like Dan Ritterband

Anonymous said...

Pwhoor!Corrrr!Whoarr!Sorry,just dragging me kecks on after a round with me secretary.Someone mention Totty?

Anonymous said...

Would any of these delicious women take a humble editor and photographer - or are Tories babes all enamoured of the mergers and acquisition crowd?

Should I join or not even bother ... the mind boggles.

Anonymous said...

Anon 5:09pm

There's hope for you yet - Iain has had a phone call saying that 2 of the Ladies are not Tories

Anonymous said...

Memo to Humphrey the Cat

Miaow, mioaw, moiaw

Do you know if any Tories apart from Mr Dale were at the Tory Conference

If 2 of Guido's ladies are not Tories and the Gentleman @ top-right is a Recess Monkey, could it be that the remaining 2 snapped folk are also not Tories

Geo's stray autistci cat

Anonymous said...

Hey. What's my wife doing with my boyfriend?

Anonymous said...

Who gave her that pearl necklace last night?

Andrew Ian Dodge said...

Wow pretty thin on the ground then? I seem to remember last year there was a far better contingent of Top Tory Totty...several of whom were running around in tight t-shirts for the leadership campaign. I trust the Conf hotel was as "gay" in all senses of the word as last year?

Bryan Appleyard said...

A triumph, Guido, bottom left, however, is not to be trusted. Plainly in league with top right.

Anonymous said...

"I am certainly not tory totty - I'm a journalist"

My, my. We are quite uppity for a sandwich student, aren't we?

The Remittance Man said...

Sandwich student? Is that the new euphemism for a Macdonalds trainee?

Whatever she does I still think she's a honey. Then again so are the middle pair. Miss Bottom-Left looks a bit too intense for me though and I shall keep my opinions as to the honiness of Messrs Right to myself.

Anonymous said...

Don't be too hard on top left. For two reasons:

1. She is even more beautiful than the picture makes her appear.
2. She is even younger than the picture makes her appear.

She had a yellow press pass and her name was Khan as I remember. Didn't see her first name. I'd hate to see her being put off attending the Conference again. If we have to go to Blackpool I need at least one thing to look forward to.

Anonymous said...

topleft looks about 12 and has the tantrums to go with the age...no, make it a little older there's a whiff of 6th form puritanism in the comment allegedly by her...

In general if thats the best Cameron's Conservatives can do then they aint going nowhere electorally..

Anonymous said...

Anonymous 3:21 PM said...
Oh no, has Jacob R-M resurfaced? I thought he'd concluded that he lost votes everytime he opened is mouth? Which was entirely accurate.

I remember him from Oxford where most of the Union would groan when he stood up and wish he'd STFU for once...


Unfortunately, Wansdyke have got lumbered with him. And his gaffe is front-page news in the local newspaper
( http://www.thisisbristol.co.uk/displayNode.jsp?nodeId=144936&command=displayContent&sourceNode=144919&contentPK=15603589&moduleName=InternalSearch&formname=sidebarsearch ). Looks like NuLab's Dan Norris will get back in. Yet again.

If he's the best Oxbridge can produce, it's about time Imperial College Allumni got a look-in for the top jobs. But then, people born with a silver spoon (or should that be foot?) in their mouth don't dirty themselves with the hard work of getting a Scientifc or Engineering training.

Anonymous said...

Is this it? Six pictures and one of them is Iain Dale! Dear me Guido - I am very upset - or maybe just at better parties than you.

What kind of journo does miserable top left girl claim to be?

And as Mikey says, where is that Katy double-barralled girl?

Anonymous said...

Alas there's some evidence that top middle (Victoria) isn't a tory, she was there for the BBC http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_pictures/5409128.stm
see picture 5.

Anonymous said...

Is that you in the top right? Just asking.

Anonymous said...

"Don't be too hard on top left. She is even more beautiful than the picture makes her appear."

Granted she is quite cute. I'd just have been more impressed if they'd said "I'm not tory totty, I'm a libertarian/classical liberal/anarcho-capitalist/nymphomaniac".

Anonymous said...

"Alas there's some evidence that top middle (Victoria) isn't a tory, she was there for the BBC "

Worse, reading between the lines in her diary, she's clearly not in the least bit sound (what am I saying?...she was working for the BBC..).

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/talking_point/5408836.stm

"The Countryside Alliance, Conservative Friends of Israel, The Carlton Club... all not very appealing to me."

"The Refugee Council kindly invited me to their breakfast -
It was a positive affair with people who genuinely care about the welfare of the most vunerable in our society"

I mean, yeuch. Pass the sick bucket.

Anonymous said...

hmm flattered but no I wasn't there.

Anonymous said...

alfred of wessex, Re - Jacob R-M:

I see you are right. He's back with his silver foot still firmly wedged in his mouth.

Obviously, he isn't the best Oxbridge can produce. From my experience all the wannabee polititians, caricature toffs or not, were a waste of space. They were all more concerned with poncing around with their own types than learning anything, which is why they all end up completely detached from reality.

It is odd, isn't it, how there are so very few scientists in politics. We've only had one who became PM, and we know who she was, don't we? Perhaps they just all have better things to do.


Sorry about going off topic, but lets face it, there isn't much Tory Totty to discuss. Perhaps they were all stuck in the queue?

Anonymous said...

Yes, I'm afraid we were

Anonymous said...

Tory Totty?????? I think you'll find that one of those ladies is a fully paid up member of the LABOUR PARTY!
Which one? Well that would be telling!
Tut!Tut!Tsk!Tsk!

Yours Faithfully
Some one more
informed than you!!!

Anonymous said...

Insult to injury