Sion is indeed a twat. But I'm not sure he's a just one.
October 13, 2006 at 12:45 PM
Anonymous
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"sion is a just twat"
is that like a self righteous cunt?
you have more in common with him than you think guido.
October 13, 2006 at 12:46 PM
Anonymous
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Doesn't Tom Watson need to concentrate on his golf for a bit?
October 13, 2006 at 12:46 PM
Anonymous
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Guido is lovely leave him alone
October 13, 2006 at 12:49 PM
Anonymous
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Perhaps Watson and Simon can go on to greater things - a webcam spoofing Sir Richard Dannatt? Sion gets to wear a silly helmet and Tom can apply all that accumulated wisdom and experience.
October 13, 2006 at 12:51 PM
Anonymous
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I heard Sion Simon was planning to do his own comedy spoof of the Dr David Kelly episode...
October 13, 2006 at 12:57 PM
Anonymous
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You quote Watson as saying "So, if anyone is upset - including David Cameron - I unreservedly apologise."
Mealy-mouthed nonsense.
If an apology was needed, then "I unreservedly apologise to David Cameron and his family" is how it should read.
Hasn't Siôn Sicko got any friends out there rushing to support him? Watson's apology to Cameron is entirely unnecessary - this episode was probably worth a 1% swing to the Tories. Add another 1% for the Poor Bloody Infantry, 1% for the Poor Bloody Health Service, 1% for the Poor Bloody Teachers, 1% for the Poor Bloody Pensioners, 1% for the Poor Bloody English and it's easy to see how a Tory government can be conjured out of thin air.
October 13, 2006 at 1:12 PM
Anonymous
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What was all this 'fierce reaction' and'backfire' bollocks??
The 'share my wife' thing was a bit OTT for most people (60 per cent of Englishmen hate all satire anyway). It was a bit daft for Simon to do it himself, too, but he does bear an uncanny (rather ugly really in two youngish men) personal resemblance to Cameron.
Who created this alleged 'strong backlash'' against the video? Surely not a load of boring rather conservative media tarts orchestrated by Conservative Central Orofice???
October 13, 2006 at 1:35 PM
Anonymous
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He still looks like the weird one from The Monkees
October 13, 2006 at 1:37 PM
Anonymous
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"Hasn't Siôn Sicko got any friends out there rushing to support him?"
Yes he has, Guido's ex new best friend Alex Hilton aka Recess Monkey and proprietor of Labourhome.com has demeaned himself rushing around TV studios in support of the unsupportable.What some people will do to get on TV eh?
October 13, 2006 at 1:37 PM
Anonymous
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Couldn't watch Mr Watson's video after seeing his swollen hands in those marigolds.What has the man been doing to get swollen hands like that?Maybe he's been overly affectionate with his Ferrets?
October 13, 2006 at 1:50 PM
Anonymous
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We should not be too ready to overlook the obnoxious, rather nasty lack of judgment shewn by these miscreants
First, we should insist on their carrying some act of community service, to make up for the obvious distress caused to their Labour Masters, as they have promoted WebCameron's popularity
I am sure that Guido's divers and multifarious Supporters would have many ingenious & entertaiing suggestions for this
October 13, 2006 at 2:00 PM
Anonymous
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Sion Simon can be a twat and incredibly self important but the most amusing thing is Tom Watson's recent lapses of judgement. Unknown to all but a few until quite recently and now nearly as laugh a minute as the mop haired pretent idiot Tory who can't get brain and mouth engagement in the right order.
pip pip
Def Con One
October 13, 2006 at 2:02 PM
Anonymous
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I'm a Labour MP and I don't lie If you want propaganda try the other guy. We tell it straight,we tell it proud We own the BBC so we tell it out loud In case you're wonderin' about my swellin It ain't because of any lies I been tellin You'll have to excuse me,I'll see you later I'm off to fill my brief(s) as a secret Masturbator
Before the furore simon was planning to make a mark oaten satire video as a follow up, he has now covered himself in so much shit with his first effort would anybody notice the difference?
October 13, 2006 at 2:11 PM
Anonymous
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Sion Simon is indeed a bit of a James Blunt.
But much of the traffic that has headed Webcameron's way may watch the vid's and think 'yup, that's all a bit phoney'.
October 13, 2006 at 2:11 PM
Anonymous
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Hear, hear GS!
I fucking hate people who says "We apologise for any inconvenience". They should be sorry for doing the job they're paid for uselessly, regardless of whether anyone else was inconvenienced.
October 13, 2006 at 2:12 PM
Anonymous
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I disagree with your analysis, Guido. I think Tom Watson is also "a just twat".
October 13, 2006 at 2:24 PM
Anonymous
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guyb - Cameron didn't complain!
October 13, 2006 at 3:11 PM
Anonymous
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...he's clearly having some sort of mid life crisis, Charlie and Hookers will be next on the list...
October 13, 2006 at 3:35 PM
Anonymous
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Wotso must have had his fingers crossed to say this.
A just twat? All the right words just not in the right order
October 13, 2006 at 6:01 PM
Anonymous
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Apology! What apology?
"I'm sorry if you took offence" translates to, "you dumb fuck, you didn't get my oh-so-sophisticated humour".
Simon is just another example of the nulab establishment who think they are above the rest of us, upon whom they can piss with impunity.
He may be blind, but the next time I see him I think I'll get a small child to lie on the floor in front of him just to see him fall over, then I can say, "Oh I'm so sorry, it wasn't meant to cause an accident".
October 13, 2006 at 8:45 PM
Anonymous
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Qui bono? Blair! Sion Simon acts to support Blair. New Labour aren't bothered about increased traffic to Cameron's blog. They'd much rather have the main-stream media publicity of someone attacking Cameron, for which they can deny responsibility.
October 13, 2006 at 9:36 PM
Anonymous
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A fact that not one person seems to have noticed is that Tom Watson was the only decent Minister in MoD. In debates it became clear he knew his onions. It is a shame he isn't on the government benches anymore. He is (and will be) missed. Sion Simon is a total nob. Just look at his hair. I am a Labour voter (for my sins) but cannot begin to say what an objectionable little turd Simon is and I pity the fools who of Birmingham Erdington who are lumbered with him (hmmm...I have begun to say). But Guido your reaction is laughable. You're the guy who places bets on politicians dying but some sh*te spoof on You Tube is worthy of your defamation. You and Simon have one thing in common and I'll give you a clue...it's not your hair. Still Guido, you're loads better than that Dale bloke.
October 14, 2006 at 12:20 AM
Anonymous
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People of Erdington,
You actually voted for this terminally embarrassing cretin?
Truly, politics is an equal opportunities employer.
October 14, 2006 at 2:14 AM
Anonymous
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C'mon, nony 12:20. You can't defame a turdblossom like that video.
October 14, 2006 at 3:25 AM
Anonymous
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What planet are people on who say that Cameron didn't complain. If you're a toff you get the servants to do the dirty work!
Who else but Chameronistas think that the video was of any significance at all? Who whipped up the pseudo-'storm'?
The only sensible criticism of Simon was that he needed a better scrip-writer and his acting was a bit wooden. Or was that truer-to-life than anything?
oh yes, and he can't count - Cameron currently has three kids in the public domain.
October 14, 2006 at 8:22 AM
Anonymous
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Stamps of Mass Destruction: Guido, thought you may be interested to know the next stamp of the month is out on 5th November. I'm sure it will be something suitably explosive. Regards SSHSS
THE FINAL 5-11 STAMP SOTM On the subject of the 5th November that will be the day our next SOTM will be released The prints and FDC are now available for order and the mint sheets will be up on-line soon. http://www.cnpdonline.com/stamp-of-the-month.htm
October 14, 2006 at 11:43 AM
Anonymous
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Why exactly did this bloke who says he's going blind stop wearing his glasses?
Has he had laser surgery? or does he wear contact lenses?
Aren't both a bit risky for a guy who's going blind? Contacts increase the risk of infections which can damage sight - one piece of grit trapped beneath the lens is enough for an infection to set in.
There are always risks with surgery that the result of the treatment may be worse than the condition.
October 14, 2006 at 3:20 PM
Anonymous
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Anonymous said...
What planet are people on who say that Cameron didn't complain. If you're a toff you get the servants to do the dirty work!
Who else but Chameronistas think that the video was of any significance at all? Who whipped up the pseudo-'storm'?
The only sensible criticism of Simon was that he needed a better scrip-writer and his acting was a bit wooden. Or was that truer-to-life than anything?
oh yes, and he can't count - Cameron currently has three kids in the public domain.
Yet another labour knob sucker who seesm to think if you say anything aboput their beloved party and their beloved leaders, you must be a Tory.
Here's a thing for you to ponder Labour knobs...not everyone is Tory who dislikes, with a passion, all things New labour. When you finally manage to get that single braincell from up your ringpiece to digest that small fact, you will realise why you are now more despised by even your own ex-supporters than ever the Tories or Thacther was.
Pricks, and Sion the twat is just one of you and symptomatic of the problem with New labour and their acolytes.
October 14, 2006 at 5:46 PM
Anonymous
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If Sion is a twat it says a lot for Twatson
October 16, 2006 at 5:18 PM
Anonymous
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' Dear Senor Guido
Mr Watson must win the Jo Moore prize for the InSensitive & InAdequate Apology
Poor little Jo - it must be les folies de grandeur - apparently carefully considered & re=hearsed, she apologized to the Government for the embarrassment she caused to the Government when she could & should have apologized to the Victims of the 9/11 Murderers
I s'pose we should not be unGrateful when Mr Watson apologizes to Mr Cameron ... but even half-a-Gentleman would have realized that the apology was due primarily to Mrs Cameron & her Children
37 comments:
Hear, Hear Sir!
RS
Sion is indeed a twat. But I'm not sure he's a just one.
"sion is a just twat"
is that like a self righteous cunt?
you have more in common with him than you think guido.
Doesn't Tom Watson need to concentrate on his golf for a bit?
Guido is lovely leave him alone
Perhaps Watson and Simon can go on to greater things - a webcam spoofing Sir Richard Dannatt? Sion gets to wear a silly helmet and Tom can apply all that accumulated wisdom and experience.
I heard Sion Simon was planning to do his own comedy spoof of the Dr David Kelly episode...
You quote Watson as saying "So, if anyone is upset - including David Cameron - I unreservedly apologise."
Mealy-mouthed nonsense.
If an apology was needed, then "I unreservedly apologise to David Cameron and his family" is how it should read.
the king is dead, long live the king
Hasn't Siôn Sicko got any friends out there rushing to support him? Watson's apology to Cameron is entirely unnecessary - this episode was probably worth a 1% swing to the Tories. Add another 1% for the Poor Bloody Infantry, 1% for the Poor Bloody Health Service, 1% for the Poor Bloody Teachers, 1% for the Poor Bloody Pensioners, 1% for the Poor Bloody English and it's easy to see how a Tory government can be conjured out of thin air.
What was all this 'fierce reaction' and'backfire' bollocks??
The 'share my wife' thing was a bit OTT for most people (60 per cent of Englishmen hate all satire anyway). It was a bit daft for Simon to do it himself, too, but he does bear an uncanny (rather ugly really in two youngish men) personal resemblance to Cameron.
Who created this alleged 'strong backlash'' against the video? Surely not a load of boring rather conservative media tarts orchestrated by Conservative Central Orofice???
He still looks like the weird one from The Monkees
"Hasn't Siôn Sicko got any friends out there rushing to support him?"
Yes he has, Guido's ex new best friend Alex Hilton aka Recess Monkey and proprietor of Labourhome.com has demeaned himself rushing around TV studios in support of the unsupportable.What some people will do to get on TV eh?
Couldn't watch Mr Watson's video after seeing his swollen hands in those marigolds.What has the man been doing to get swollen hands like that?Maybe he's been overly affectionate with his Ferrets?
We should not be too ready to overlook the obnoxious, rather nasty lack of judgment shewn by these miscreants
First, we should insist on their carrying some act of community service, to make up for the obvious distress caused to their Labour Masters, as they have promoted WebCameron's popularity
I am sure that Guido's divers and multifarious Supporters would have many ingenious & entertaiing suggestions for this
Sion Simon can be a twat and incredibly self important but the most amusing thing is Tom Watson's recent lapses of judgement. Unknown to all but a few until quite recently and now nearly as laugh a minute as the mop haired pretent idiot Tory who can't get brain and mouth engagement in the right order.
pip pip
Def Con One
I'm a Labour MP and I don't lie
If you want propaganda try the other guy.
We tell it straight,we tell it proud
We own the BBC so we tell it out loud
In case you're wonderin' about my swellin
It ain't because of any lies I been tellin
You'll have to excuse me,I'll see you later
I'm off to fill my brief(s) as a secret Masturbator
I can't stand Simon but when Cameron complained I'd have told him to go fck himself and booked space in Picadilly Circus to play the thing.
Before the furore simon was planning to make a mark oaten satire video as a follow up, he has now covered himself in so much shit with his first effort would anybody notice the difference?
Sion Simon is indeed a bit of a James Blunt.
But much of the traffic that has headed Webcameron's way may watch the vid's and think 'yup, that's all a bit phoney'.
Hear, hear GS!
I fucking hate people who says "We apologise for any inconvenience". They should be sorry for doing the job they're paid for uselessly, regardless of whether anyone else was inconvenienced.
I disagree with your analysis, Guido. I think Tom Watson is also "a just twat".
guyb -
Cameron didn't complain!
...he's clearly having some sort of mid life crisis, Charlie and Hookers will be next on the list...
Wotso must have had his fingers crossed to say this.
A just twat? All the right words just not in the right order
Apology! What apology?
"I'm sorry if you took offence" translates to, "you dumb fuck, you didn't get my oh-so-sophisticated humour".
Simon is just another example of the nulab establishment who think they are above the rest of us, upon whom they can piss with impunity.
He may be blind, but the next time I see him I think I'll get a small child to lie on the floor in front of him just to see him fall over, then I can say, "Oh I'm so sorry, it wasn't meant to cause an accident".
Qui bono? Blair! Sion Simon acts to support Blair. New Labour aren't bothered about increased traffic to Cameron's blog. They'd much rather have the main-stream media publicity of someone attacking Cameron, for which they can deny responsibility.
A fact that not one person seems to have noticed is that Tom Watson was the only decent Minister in MoD. In debates it became clear he knew his onions. It is a shame he isn't on the government benches anymore. He is (and will be) missed.
Sion Simon is a total nob. Just look at his hair. I am a Labour voter (for my sins) but cannot begin to say what an objectionable little turd Simon is and I pity the fools who of Birmingham Erdington who are lumbered with him (hmmm...I have begun to say).
But Guido your reaction is laughable. You're the guy who places bets on politicians dying but some sh*te spoof on You Tube is worthy of your defamation.
You and Simon have one thing in common and I'll give you a clue...it's not your hair. Still Guido, you're loads better than that Dale bloke.
People of Erdington,
You actually voted for this terminally embarrassing cretin?
Truly, politics is an equal opportunities employer.
C'mon, nony 12:20. You can't defame a turdblossom like that video.
What planet are people on who say that Cameron didn't complain. If you're a toff you get the servants to do the dirty work!
Who else but Chameronistas think that the video was of any significance at all? Who whipped up the pseudo-'storm'?
The only sensible criticism of Simon was that he needed a better scrip-writer and his acting was a bit wooden. Or was that truer-to-life than anything?
oh yes, and he can't count - Cameron currently has three kids in the public domain.
Stamps of Mass Destruction:
Guido, thought you may be interested to know the next stamp of the month is out on 5th November. I'm sure it will be something suitably explosive.
Regards
SSHSS
THE FINAL 5-11 STAMP SOTM On the subject of the 5th November that will be the day our next SOTM will be released The prints and FDC are now available for order and the mint sheets will be up on-line soon. http://www.cnpdonline.com/stamp-of-the-month.htm
Why exactly did this bloke who says he's going blind stop wearing his glasses?
Has he had laser surgery? or does he wear contact lenses?
Aren't both a bit risky for a guy who's going blind? Contacts increase the risk of infections which can damage sight - one piece of grit trapped beneath the lens is enough for an infection to set in.
There are always risks with surgery that the result of the treatment may be worse than the condition.
Anonymous said...
What planet are people on who say that Cameron didn't complain. If you're a toff you get the servants to do the dirty work!
Who else but Chameronistas think that the video was of any significance at all? Who whipped up the pseudo-'storm'?
The only sensible criticism of Simon was that he needed a better scrip-writer and his acting was a bit wooden. Or was that truer-to-life than anything?
oh yes, and he can't count - Cameron currently has three kids in the public domain.
Yet another labour knob sucker who seesm to think if you say anything aboput their beloved party and their beloved leaders, you must be a Tory.
Here's a thing for you to ponder Labour knobs...not everyone is Tory who dislikes, with a passion, all things New labour. When you finally manage to get that single braincell from up your ringpiece to digest that small fact, you will realise why you are now more despised by even your own ex-supporters than ever the Tories or Thacther was.
Pricks, and Sion the twat is just one of you and symptomatic of the problem with New labour and their acolytes.
If Sion is a twat it says a lot for Twatson
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Dear Senor Guido
Mr Watson must win the Jo Moore prize for the InSensitive & InAdequate Apology
Poor little Jo - it must be les folies de grandeur - apparently carefully considered & re=hearsed, she apologized to the Government for the embarrassment she caused to the Government when she could & should have apologized to the Victims of the 9/11 Murderers
I s'pose we should not be unGrateful when Mr Watson apologizes to Mr Cameron ... but even half-a-Gentleman would have realized that the apology was due primarily to Mrs Cameron & her Children
Your obedient servant etc
G Eagle