Conference Flash-Backs

30 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is your face always blurred like that? perhaps you can claim disability allowance - or can it be treated?

Anonymous said...

aarrggghh! and a goatie as well. do people often refer to you as cunt face? or the talking cunt?

Northern Monkey said...

What's more worrying than the blurred face is the fact that Guido walked around a conference involving high security and armed police seemingly while wearing a comedy, 99p "Facial hair disguise kit for Jihadists"...

Or he got his biro out on his pass of course ;-)

Anonymous said...

Meeting your victims...being an Excruciating experience.

sounds like a progressive government policy for dealing with criminals!

Anonymous said...

the coming out of Guido fawkes...

Anonymous said...

Obviously already pissed when you had your photo done, swaying from side to side...

Unknown said...

What I found particularly amusing is that MPs, peers and people with military PV clearance stood in a security queue for days while Guido walks in with two kegs of black power under his arms.

Makes you wonder.

Mr Eugenides said...

"Black power", James?

Freudian slip shurely?

Andrew Young said...

You're doing that blurred pixellated face-thing again.

Methinks someone is waiting to come out of the closet RE their true identity.

Jealous of Iain Dale?

The Channel 5 news sofa beckons...

Unknown said...

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooops. I've let the cat well and truely out of the bag.

Anonymous said...

Tories to set up implementation office--implementing exactly what?

Anonymous said...

I see a bizarre resemblance to Commander Riker (Star Trek) both with and without the goatee...
sorry geeky comment.

Anonymous said...

Conference memory:
In the fringe on blogging when a man with unusual facial hair and red cords walks in to the meeting and Iain Dale announces "ah and here's....well I can't say because he's anonymous" Adrian is right about the likeness, Dale didn't need to say any more.

Anonymous said...

guido is from .....ireland?

http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=guidofawkes


ahh - thats how he got the pass. Irish charm and a Westlife twinkle in the eye. fucking charmer you are Mr Fawkes.

Anonymous said...

IRB? Easter Rising? Garda Siochana...

v.proud pedigree Mr Fawkes.

*doffs my co-conspirator hat to your good self*

Tapestry said...

If John Hayes says he's a Cameroonie, you better bloody well believe it. That guy's not one to mess with, Guido. He'd make a good Deputy PM. If the Cornerstone love Cameron, and Murdoch hates him, what does that tell you?

Praguetory said...

Those that couldn't get in were playing by the rules.

Anonymous said...

"Excruciating"

The conference season in a one concise word description.

Purrfect

HUMPH

http://www.ghostofhumphrey.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

so , no more of Katy's legs until next year, eh Guido?

MorrisOx said...

Good old David Davis, one of the real old-fashioned sloggers still in politics. Just hadn't got the insincerity licked when it came to taking on DC.

I saw Davis earlier in the summer out with his family at an apalliing Yorkshire theme park called Flamingoland.

Picture the scene: after Davis has finished smearing ice creams all over his grandchildren they saunter past the baboon enclosure.

The baboons looked at Davis, Davis looked at the baboons. Suddenly, it became very difficult to see which was which...

Anonymous said...

How in the name of all things sane did you get a pass when I spent 2 days sitting in the Pavillion Theatre while floppy-haired public schoolboys ran around lying to me about where my pass was.

Maybe I should have changed my name to Gerry Adams and I'd have got in straight away. Seems that Dorset Police didnt have any problems with one terrorist getting in.

Anonymous said...

"give ireland back to the irish" obviously extended a bit further - to bournemouth.

fucking ace.

Anonymous said...

Fuzzy Maths, Fuzzy Logic - have we found the man responsible?

Anonymous said...

hey mongchacha, that's quite a lather you got up there...without soap but vigorous typing.

Anonymous said...

So GF has form for quickly altering his website to conceal inconvenient facts.

what, unlike the fckn grauniad?

Hedgy said...

I like a man with a pencilled on moustach......unless its raining..

Anonymous said...

Guido, any chance of an 'important people who were turned away passless' slot? although how to define important people...? the mind boggles

Anonymous said...

sorry bout that folks. i was down a k-hole and ending up saying the same thing over and over again.

Anonymous said...

Strange story http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=409187&in_page_id=1770

Anonymous said...

Hey Guido you should have blanked the barcode.... CSI came out of the telly and read it :)