Nick wants celebrity just a little too much. Nick loves his position and wants to be a part of the story rather than just its impartial narrator. Nick swings with the political wind and has pretty much gone "native". Thank god the BBC took him and spared the Tories from this conceit.
We don't need a cabinet minister to confirm that for us, do we?
September 8, 2006 at 11:50 AM
Anonymous
said...
The same potty mouthed comment was regurgitated on Newsnight last night.
September 8, 2006 at 11:54 AM
Anonymous
said...
Well it certainly wasn't David "Only Gordon Brown can save the Labour Party" Minibrain. Or Ruth ("I'm another latex android like Blears, only this time Gordon's got his hand up my backside" Kelly.
Johnson?
September 8, 2006 at 11:57 AM
Anonymous
said...
unclear if Mr Robinson was authorised to attribute the comments to the minister concerned.
would be helpful if Nick Robinson were able to clarify this.
it is certainly not helpful if a political commentator wish to become the story.
September 8, 2006 at 11:58 AM
Anonymous
said...
And the MP was - shrek.
September 8, 2006 at 12:00 PM
Anonymous
said...
Philip Stephens of the Financial Times has commented that Gordon Brown's crown is now blood drenched.
September 8, 2006 at 12:01 PM
Anonymous
said...
Nice to see the in-fighting and factionalism starting already. They will all jump on the band-wagon soon to prove their independant credentials.
September 8, 2006 at 12:02 PM
Anonymous
said...
Everyone in the current government is F*cking Dreadful, so it doesn't matter who said it or who they said it about.
Though who Dreadful is I'm not sure, and I wouldn't want to be them.
September 8, 2006 at 12:04 PM
Anonymous
said...
It isn't Ruth Krankie, sorry, Kelly. I listened to her being interviewed by Nicky Campbell on Five Live this morning whilst enjoying a lie-in. She was in full robotic rehearsed Nu-Lab phrase mode. Indeed, she said something about Bliar being a 'very honest and open PM', or words to that effect. I laughed so much I had to change my sheets...
September 8, 2006 at 12:05 PM
Anonymous
said...
Just held my nose and posted a comment on Robber's 'blog' asking him to reveal all. We can but ask.
September 8, 2006 at 12:05 PM
Anonymous
said...
"Gordon Brown's crown is now blood drenched."
"Is this a dagger which I see before me, The handle toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee. I have thee not, and yet I see thee still..."
and just look what happened to him
September 8, 2006 at 12:09 PM
Anonymous
said...
Nick is an arch-blairite
Not fit to work for BBC
When Blair goes BBC should sack him
September 8, 2006 at 12:09 PM
Anonymous
said...
Sorry for posting this as an anonamong but cant do otherwise.
Hate to dish some of the conspiracy theories but the brown camp did not organise or encourage either the "2001" letter nor the threatened "2005" letter. The letters were organised by the MPs involved themselves some of whom could indeed be described as Brownites but most not.
Good job the chances of John Reid ever becoming PM are pretty small guess his cabinet career might not last much longer
September 8, 2006 at 12:11 PM
Anonymous
said...
Nick Robinson said in the interview ... "He [Gordon] has lost the confidence of senior colleages" - sounds like David Blunkett doesn't it.
Guido also failed to mention that Nick said on the news last night that the cursing MP has also said "... over my f**king dead body."
September 8, 2006 at 12:12 PM
Anonymous
said...
Was once walking crossing Whitehall towards the Red Lion with a Cabinet Minister and an ambulance raced down the side of the treasury and went in their entrance. Cabinet minister then said to me "I hope it's fatal".
I imagine it's the same cabinet minister. And I think I agree with him on Brown.
September 8, 2006 at 12:20 PM
Anonymous
said...
Javelin - I think the swearing M.P. last night is different from the one this morning. If he'd been a minister he would've been described as such.
Also, Blunkett is a washed up old tw*t. In no way can he be described as a 'senior colleague'. It means another minister.
September 8, 2006 at 12:22 PM
Anonymous
said...
A highly reliable source reports that the following conversation was heard just before the Chancellor's statement yesterday. Strangely only Gordon Brown was known to be in the room.
"Master, Master looks after us. Master wouldn't hurt us."
"Master broke his promise."
"Don't ask Gordon. Poor, poor Gordon."
"Master betrayed us. Wicked, tricksy, false. We ought to wring his filthy little neck. Kill him, kill him, kill them both. And then we takes over and WE be the Master. heh heh heh heh!"
"The fat Deputy. He knows. Eyes always watching."
"Then we stabs them out. Put out his eyses. Make him crawl."
"Yes. Yes. Yes."
"Kill them both."
"Yes. No, no. It's too risky. It's too risky."
(Voices calling Gordon in the distance)
"We could let HER do it."
"Yes, She could do it."
"Yes, precious, she could. And then we takes it once they're dead."
"Once they're dead. Shhhh!"
(Loudly) "Come on Comrades, long ways to go yet. Gordon will show you the way. Follow me."
As a side note. it is interesting that the Chanceller refers to the Labour party conference with the feminine pronoun.
September 8, 2006 at 12:28 PM
Anonymous
said...
It wasn't that snivelling turd, Mr Militwat who has burrowed so far up Brown's rectum in his NS interview that he has given the Chancellor a nose bleed. Its the Lanarkshire thug Reid. Brown is shit scared of him fearing a Glasgow kiss. Its Rangers vs Celtic.
September 8, 2006 at 12:34 PM
Anonymous
said...
Anoymous at 12.22: I don't think so.
Nick Robinson teased us about the minister's "would make an effing dreadful PM" quote on Thursday's Six O'Clock News on BBC1.
He said he had a notebook full of quotes which couldn't be read during family hours.
September 8, 2006 at 12:40 PM
Anonymous
said...
The best week in years.
Wonderful, keep it up lads!
Thank you, thank you.
No please, some more, just a little more.
Oh yes, yes, yes - I can't get enough.
September 8, 2006 at 12:41 PM
Anonymous
said...
it *has* to be John Reid. Alan Johnson is far too smooth to be bothering with swearing...
September 8, 2006 at 12:43 PM
Anonymous
said...
Did anybody hear Max Clifford saying on Radio 2 yesterday he has a 9/10 story for the newspapers for a major politician - I think he was relating it to the runners and riders for the new Prime Minister?
The thing is about Max Clifford he probably has more gossip than MI5 on most politicians but he keeps the supply restricted and tends to only run a story if somebody takes a moral stance or a position of authority they have been hypocritical about.
September 8, 2006 at 12:43 PM
Anonymous
said...
What about Blair? It could have been him, he's a Cabinet Minister isn't he?
September 8, 2006 at 12:47 PM
Anonymous
said...
Johnny K, you forget that he (or should that be He) is in constant conversation with God. He wouldn't be allowed to swear.
Yes -- he said "you can use that any way you want"... but of COURSE the comment was unattributable. Do you really think that Robinson would hold onto that story for his own purposes, whatever they may be? Dear me, Guido.
September 8, 2006 at 12:52 PM
Anonymous
said...
John Hutton. That is all.
September 8, 2006 at 12:57 PM
Anonymous
said...
Don't forget, for some politicians there are sometimes good elections to lose. Time is on their side (RK?, DM?) they can earn far more in "consultancy" than they earn in the Cabinet, and time will see off their older rivals (GB? JR?)
September 8, 2006 at 12:58 PM
Anonymous
said...
"Its the Lanarkshire thug Reid. Brown is shit scared of him fearing a Glasgow kiss. Its Rangers vs Celtic."
And even better (and not inconceivable) would be a narrow NuLab win but with a sizeable Tory majority in England. An absolutely dead-duck government and devolution torn apart too.
September 8, 2006 at 1:01 PM
Anonymous
said...
Am I the only one who gets the impression that Robbo is a bit flustered by all this? – and the real fun doesn’t start till Sunday!
September 8, 2006 at 1:01 PM
Anonymous
said...
Robbo hasnt even blogged about the "f***king dreadful" quote...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/nickrobinson/
September 8, 2006 at 1:04 PM
Anonymous
said...
As soon as i heard it i immediately thought Reid. Robinson shouldnt be milking this for himself reveal the minister.
September 8, 2006 at 1:13 PM
Anonymous
said...
Please, please send the Deputy Prime Minister out on Sunday to hold the line.
Things can only get better.
September 8, 2006 at 1:15 PM
Anonymous
said...
from Robin Lustig, The World Tonight, Radio 4.........about someone who has been "absolutely stupid".
"(Last week) I suggested that Charles Clarke looked to me like a dangerously smouldering volcano, ready to erupt at any moment – and now he has, as I suspected he might, blown his top.
My suspicion a week ago was that the lava flow might engulf Tony Blair; in fact, it is heading for Gordon Brown, who has, in Mr Clarke’s words, been “absolutely stupid”."
September 8, 2006 at 1:15 PM
Anonymous
said...
Did he say fuck on the radio?
September 8, 2006 at 1:19 PM
Anonymous
said...
Am I dreaming, or could this all end in Brown having to resign?
It seems to me that he's going to be the one under pressure next.
Happy days for Tony. (so was this his plan all along?)
September 8, 2006 at 1:23 PM
Anonymous
said...
Guido,
My sources tell me that Gordon was not the happiest man in Britain at Watson's actions at this stage in proceedings.
September 8, 2006 at 1:29 PM
Anonymous
said...
Hot off the press, the Internationale - Sept 2006;
Arise, ye starvelings, from your f**king slumbers Arise, ye f**king criminals of want For reason in revolt now thunders And at last ends the age of f**king cant (easily my favourite!) Away with all your f**king superstitions Servile masses, arise, arise – for f**ks sake We'll change forthwith the f**king old conditions And spurn the dust to win the f**king prize Then comrades, come, rally, f**k And the last fight let us face f**king (one for M.O) The f**king Internationale Unites the human f**king race Then comrades, come, rally, f**k And the last fight let us f**k face (another one for M.O) The f**king Internationale Unites the human f**king race We peasants, artisans and other f**kers Enrolled among the sons of toil and f**k Let's change the earth henceforth for brother-f**kers Drive the indolent from the f**king soil On our flesh too long has fed the f**king raven We've too long been the vulture's f**king prey But now farewell the f**king spirit craven The dawn brings in a brighter f**king day No saviour from on high f**king delivers No trust have we in prince or f**king peer Our own right hands the chains must f**king shiver Chains of hatred, greed and fear and f**k E'er the thieves will out with their f**king booty (gangster rap version) And to all give a happier f**king lot Each at the forge must do their f**king duty And strike the iron while it's f**king hot – ahhhhhh, who left the f**king iron on!
September 8, 2006 at 1:29 PM
Anonymous
said...
Who ever said it was right!
Gordon Brown is a fucking cunt!
He is a looser and I would hat the idea of him being PM. He should fuck off upto Holyrood and be first minister their.
Go on Brown Fuck off!
If i were a tory i would be jumping in the isles - Brown is unelectable!
September 8, 2006 at 1:30 PM
Anonymous
said...
Brown has already made one 'fucking dreadful prime minister' by supporting Blair in 1995.
September 8, 2006 at 1:35 PM
Anonymous
said...
You're right, Brown is unelectable, let's have him then so we can get rid of the lot of 'em.
hitchens - where are you, you sad bastard, but oh so cute and funny. Now come here and give me a big wet kiss and a squeeze of your ample arse then put the kettle on, there's a love.
September 8, 2006 at 1:42 PM
Anonymous
said...
I've told you, your suspects are all too old. They have nothing to gain in courting disaster in this way.
September 8, 2006 at 1:48 PM
Anonymous
said...
with all those resignations in mind (the most junior level in government).....given that Mr Brown has effectively wiped a layer of the government, his own government....and to prove it he was caught grinning leaving drowning street when this was all happening....
I wonder whether the word TRAITOR will ever be used, in this context.
September 8, 2006 at 1:52 PM
Anonymous
said...
jrr, you are a basstard. I just spat my lunch all over my keyboard. Oh, but so true...
As a Tory I am lovin' it. Can't wait for the fucking apalling Brown to be PM. He is an absolute c*nt and will render Labour unelectable for decades. Hurrah
September 8, 2006 at 2:00 PM
Anonymous
said...
frankenstien - see? I sincerely hope Brown gets in immediately.
Mind you, I've been told I smile when I'm screwing - only one person at a time though, to do it by the thousand you need politics or religion.
September 8, 2006 at 2:03 PM
Anonymous
said...
Labour general election song latest……
Postman Pat, Postman Pat, Postman Pat and his f**king black and white f**king cat, Early in the morning, Just as day is dawning, He picks up all the post bags in his van.
Postman Pat, Postman Pat, Postman Pat and his f**king black and white f**king cat, All the birds are singing, and the day is just beginning. Pat feels he's a really f**king happy man.
Everybody knows his bright red van, All his friends will smile as he waves to greet them, Maybe... You can never be sure, There'll be knock...[knock knock] Ring [ring ring] Letters through your f**king door.
[Hee Hee]
Postman Pat, Postman Pat, Postman Pat and his f**king black and white f**king cat, All the birds are singing, and the day is just beginning. Pat feels he's a really f**king happy man.
September 8, 2006 at 2:12 PM
Anonymous
said...
I see that Mary Anne Sieghert in the Times today is using the 'men in white coats' rather than 'men in grey suits' analogy for what is needed in the Cabinet - an analogy fisrt raised a couple of days ago in the Blogosphere.
are bloggers perhaps making it too easy for journalists to poclet vast sums weekly?
September 8, 2006 at 2:13 PM
Anonymous
said...
Fear not, mon braves! It's a pound of salt to a pinch of s**t that Gutless, Gormless, Graceless Gordon will not be the next PM. Somebody read to him about Trafalgar, Nelson, telescope, eye patch, carry on chaps! The nut doctors have a word for him, one eye an' all!
Can't remember what it is though.
September 8, 2006 at 2:20 PM
Anonymous
said...
hey nonny mouse said... "Is this a dagger which I see before me..." ... and just look what happened to him.
What happened to the real Macbeth was that he was an excellent and popular king who ruled for ten years.
You really should not fall for Shakespeare's pro-Stuart propaganda.
September 8, 2006 at 2:26 PM
Anonymous
said...
In the 'Land of the Blind' the one eyed man is King.
I've said it before and I say it again!
September 8, 2006 at 2:26 PM
Anonymous
said...
"Eye, Eye, that's yer lot!"
(Closing phrase from a famous, but hopelessly unfunny, music hall comedian).
September 8, 2006 at 2:31 PM
Anonymous
said...
Oh all right then I'll join in. i'll have to keep an eye out for that Brown bloke.
September 8, 2006 at 2:36 PM
Anonymous
said...
Call yourself Pundits!!
It's obvious - It was 'Fuckin' Hazel Blears.
September 8, 2006 at 2:42 PM
Anonymous
said...
Anonymous said... Call yourself Pundits!!
It's obvious - It was 'Fuckin' Hazel Blears.
2:42 PM
Hazel who?
September 8, 2006 at 2:47 PM
Anonymous
said...
I think we should all be grateful that Media Glasses might actually have got one of his stories factually correct for once - maybe we could let him off the absence of a named source to mark this happy and rare occasion.
September 8, 2006 at 2:59 PM
Anonymous
said...
The man has POST WAR AUSTERITY written all over him..... I imagine it might drizzle for every day he is in power.
However, don't for a minute think Cameron is much better for an example of jaw dropping hypocrisy, see http://www.ghostofhumphrey.blogspot.com
September 8, 2006 at 3:04 PM
Anonymous
said...
Hazel Fucking Blears
September 8, 2006 at 3:17 PM
Anonymous
said...
These bastards play their fucking games and meanwhile good people die in awful shitholes in Iraq and Afghanistan. I despise the poodle and the wimp.
I heard NR saying the same thing on one of the late news show last night. Whoever it was who said it, is absolutely right of course; GB has completely messed up the medium-/long-term future of the economy and will prove a disaster both for all us poor suckers, not to mention the Laboour Party (hurrah for that last bit!), if he ever gets to be PM - I hope enough Labour MPs/members waken up before they commit this folly.
September 8, 2006 at 3:51 PM
Anonymous
said...
Well whoever it was certainly set the tone for the language on this thread!
Anyway I'm of to Las Vegas on Sunday, I expect these arseholes to be even more fucked over whenI return Guido.
AnyonebutBlair said... As a Tory I am lovin' it. Can't wait for the fucking apalling Brown to be PM. He is an absolute c*nt and will render Labour unelectable for decades. Hurrah
Many of us are lovin' it. Yep, this is exactly the kind of scenario we have long been waiting for...Gordo has "something of the one-term PM" about him. And England won't be voting for him.... Rehashed Bliarism with a hint of "son of the manse" moralising plus a non-personality ain't what the masses want. Gordon, you have waited far too long and the political tide is decidely against you.
September 8, 2006 at 4:04 PM
Anonymous
said...
It was me!
September 8, 2006 at 4:20 PM
Anonymous
said...
All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason Nick Robinson is so out of the loop.
September 8, 2006 at 4:40 PM
Anonymous
said...
Gentlemen
Ladies like Verity & Regen=Coaster read this Blog
However provoked & however justified, can I urge everyone to moderate their bad language
Stop being angry ...... get even
I have the honour to remain your obedient servant
G Eagle
September 8, 2006 at 4:42 PM
Anonymous
said...
I am a lady and I like swearing. Sometimes, nothing else will do.
when I heard it on Newsnight last night I thought Reid, and I was still thinking that until I saw the Standard - someone had briefed that Hutton was leaving politics to make money in the City, so it was the purse-lipped Barrow shagger.
September 8, 2006 at 5:31 PM
Anonymous
said...
It was Margaret Beckett! She has form for saying fuck.
September 8, 2006 at 5:35 PM
Anonymous
said...
2br0rb said: "What happened to the real Macbeth was that he was an excellent and popular king who ruled for ten years. "
anyhow, post-Blair, who cares about history? The play's the thing. Tripping the light fantastic an' all that.
September 8, 2006 at 5:41 PM
Anonymous
said...
The russians will be moving back to moscow when brown becomes PM.
September 8, 2006 at 6:43 PM
Anonymous
said...
By the way, its Hazel Blears not Ruth kelly that resembles Wee Jimmy Krankie.
Fandabidozi!
September 8, 2006 at 6:54 PM
Anonymous
said...
my money is on Reid he swears at the rest of us
September 8, 2006 at 7:21 PM
Anonymous
said...
"'Fuckin' Hazel Blears"
An act last performed in 1987 your Honour.
Does that not count as cruel and unusual punishment?
September 8, 2006 at 7:27 PM
Anonymous
said...
If Brown were to become PM tommorow, which Cabinet Minister would be the one most likely to get the sack?
He is a looser and I would hat the idea of him being PM. He should fuck off upto Holyrood and be first minister their.
Sad to see how bad Millbank's finances are that they are employing people with just the GCSE D grade as their English Language standard.
Still think it's Reid, although it might be amusing to know why such a bottomkisser as Robinson would even reveal that one of Tony's supporters swore at him.
The only good thing about Brown is that he isn't John McDonnell who I am sure would provoke a stock market crash if Labour ever allowed him to lead them.
September 8, 2006 at 11:35 PM
Anonymous
said...
Dear Shelob 5:02
I am sure you are always hearing this from your prey
but
Some achieve Greatness, some have Greatness thrust upon them
while others are born to Ladyhood
It is the way the Good Lord has made the World
...and thank God for that .... vive la Difference (for the benefit of French speaking Canucks)
and it is good for Gentlemen to express themselves accordingly
Your obedient (albeit aprehensive & unprotected by birkenstocks) servant
G Eagle
September 9, 2006 at 10:07 AM
Anonymous
said...
I can say quite categorically that it's none of the people mentioned. So really, who does that leave?
September 9, 2006 at 10:17 AM
Anonymous
said...
I feel so enlightened after reading the vicious, crude, childish, ungrammatical drivel here.
September 9, 2006 at 12:20 PM
Anonymous
said...
Dear Anony-mensch 12:20am
Are you proud Ophelia ?
If yes, you are at liberty to leave quietly shutting the door behind you and taking your Birkenstocks with you (whatever they are, but they seem expensive)
September 10, 2006 at 7:15 AM
Anonymous
said...
Prescott perhaps,really cant see him and Brown having anything in common,well apart fron a shit personality and a shared weight problem.
September 11, 2006 at 1:11 AM
Anonymous
said...
You must be f****g thick if you didnt realise Nick was a Labour toady
September 11, 2006 at 1:40 PM
Anonymous
said...
Anyone else think Gordon looks like Richard Nixon?
88 comments:
>Fucking Dreadful Prime Minister
stepping on the toes/task/territory of one of Britain's foremost QCs (sic)here!
Nick wants celebrity just a little too much. Nick loves his position and wants to be a part of the story rather than just its impartial narrator. Nick swings with the political wind and has pretty much gone "native".
Thank god the BBC took him and spared the Tories from this conceit.
We don't need a cabinet minister to confirm that for us, do we?
The same potty mouthed comment was regurgitated on Newsnight last night.
Well it certainly wasn't David "Only Gordon Brown can save the Labour Party" Minibrain. Or Ruth ("I'm another latex android like Blears, only this time Gordon's got his hand up my backside" Kelly.
Johnson?
unclear if Mr Robinson was authorised to attribute the comments to the minister concerned.
would be helpful if Nick Robinson were able to clarify this.
it is certainly not helpful if a political commentator wish to become the story.
And the MP was - shrek.
Philip Stephens of the Financial Times has commented that Gordon Brown's crown is now blood drenched.
Nice to see the in-fighting and factionalism starting already.
They will all jump on the band-wagon soon to prove their independant credentials.
Everyone in the current government is F*cking Dreadful, so it doesn't matter who said it or who they said it about.
Though who Dreadful is I'm not sure, and I wouldn't want to be them.
It isn't Ruth Krankie, sorry, Kelly. I listened to her being interviewed by Nicky Campbell on Five Live this morning whilst enjoying a lie-in. She was in full robotic rehearsed Nu-Lab phrase mode. Indeed, she said something about Bliar being a 'very honest and open PM', or words to that effect. I laughed so much I had to change my sheets...
Just held my nose and posted a comment on Robber's 'blog' asking him to reveal all. We can but ask.
"Gordon Brown's crown is now blood drenched."
"Is this a dagger which I see before me, The handle toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee. I have thee not, and yet I see thee still..."
and just look what happened to him
Nick is an arch-blairite
Not fit to work for BBC
When Blair goes BBC should sack him
Sorry for posting this as an anonamong but cant do otherwise.
Hate to dish some of the conspiracy theories but the brown camp did not organise or encourage either the "2001" letter nor the threatened "2005" letter. The letters were organised by the MPs involved themselves some of whom could indeed be described as Brownites but most not.
Good job the chances of John Reid ever becoming PM are pretty small guess his cabinet career might not last much longer
Nick Robinson said in the interview ... "He [Gordon] has lost the confidence of senior colleages" - sounds like David Blunkett doesn't it.
Guido also failed to mention that Nick said on the news last night that the cursing MP has also said "... over my f**king dead body."
Was once walking crossing Whitehall towards the Red Lion with a Cabinet Minister and an ambulance raced down the side of the treasury and went in their entrance. Cabinet minister then said to me "I hope it's fatal".
I imagine it's the same cabinet minister. And I think I agree with him on Brown.
Javelin - I think the swearing M.P. last night is different from the one this morning. If he'd been a minister he would've been described as such.
Also, Blunkett is a washed up old tw*t. In no way can he be described as a 'senior colleague'. It means another minister.
A highly reliable source reports that the following conversation was heard just before the Chancellor's statement yesterday. Strangely only Gordon Brown was known to be in the room.
"Master, Master looks after us. Master wouldn't hurt us."
"Master broke his promise."
"Don't ask Gordon. Poor, poor Gordon."
"Master betrayed us. Wicked, tricksy, false. We ought to wring his filthy little neck. Kill him, kill him, kill them both. And then we takes over and WE be the Master. heh heh heh heh!"
"The fat Deputy. He knows. Eyes always watching."
"Then we stabs them out. Put out his eyses. Make him crawl."
"Yes. Yes. Yes."
"Kill them both."
"Yes. No, no. It's too risky. It's too risky."
(Voices calling Gordon in the distance)
"We could let HER do it."
"Yes, She could do it."
"Yes, precious, she could. And then we takes it once they're dead."
"Once they're dead. Shhhh!"
(Loudly) "Come on Comrades, long ways to go yet. Gordon will show you the way. Follow me."
As a side note. it is interesting that the Chanceller refers to the Labour party conference with the feminine pronoun.
It wasn't that snivelling turd, Mr Militwat who has burrowed so far up Brown's rectum in his NS interview that he has given the Chancellor a nose bleed. Its the Lanarkshire thug Reid. Brown is shit scared of him fearing a Glasgow kiss. Its Rangers vs Celtic.
Anoymous at 12.22: I don't think so.
Nick Robinson teased us about the minister's "would make an effing dreadful PM" quote on Thursday's Six O'Clock News on BBC1.
He said he had a notebook full of quotes which couldn't be read during family hours.
The best week in years.
Wonderful, keep it up lads!
Thank you, thank you.
No please, some more, just a little more.
Oh yes, yes, yes - I can't get enough.
it *has* to be John Reid.
Alan Johnson is far too smooth to be bothering with swearing...
Did anybody hear Max Clifford saying on Radio 2 yesterday he has a 9/10 story for the newspapers for a major politician - I think he was relating it to the runners and riders for the new Prime Minister?
The thing is about Max Clifford he probably has more gossip than MI5 on most politicians but he keeps the supply restricted and tends to only run a story if somebody takes a moral stance or a position of authority they have been hypocritical about.
What about Blair? It could have been him, he's a Cabinet Minister isn't he?
Johnny K, you forget that he (or should that be He) is in constant conversation with God. He wouldn't be allowed to swear.
Yes -- he said "you can use that any way you want"... but of COURSE the comment was unattributable. Do you really think that Robinson would hold onto that story for his own purposes, whatever they may be? Dear me, Guido.
John Hutton. That is all.
Don't forget, for some politicians there are sometimes good elections to lose. Time is on their side (RK?, DM?) they can earn far more in "consultancy" than they earn in the Cabinet, and time will see off their older rivals (GB? JR?)
"Its the Lanarkshire thug Reid. Brown is shit scared of him fearing a Glasgow kiss. Its Rangers vs Celtic."
so, how is he going to deal with him?
Antisophist and Mr Gisoad
And even better (and not inconceivable) would be a narrow NuLab win but with a sizeable Tory majority in England. An absolutely dead-duck government and devolution torn apart too.
Am I the only one who gets the impression that Robbo is a bit flustered by all this? – and the real fun doesn’t start till Sunday!
Robbo hasnt even blogged about the "f***king dreadful" quote...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/nickrobinson/
As soon as i heard it i immediately thought Reid. Robinson shouldnt be milking this for himself reveal the minister.
Please, please send the Deputy Prime Minister out on Sunday to hold the line.
Things can only get better.
from Robin Lustig, The World Tonight, Radio 4.........about someone who has been "absolutely stupid".
"(Last week) I suggested that Charles Clarke looked to me like a dangerously smouldering volcano, ready to erupt at any moment – and now he has, as I suspected he might, blown his top.
My suspicion a week ago was that the lava flow might engulf Tony Blair; in fact, it is heading for Gordon Brown, who has, in Mr Clarke’s words, been “absolutely
stupid”."
Did he say fuck on the radio?
Am I dreaming, or could this all end in Brown having to resign?
It seems to me that he's going to be the one under pressure next.
Happy days for Tony. (so was this his plan all along?)
Guido,
My sources tell me that Gordon was not the happiest man in Britain at Watson's actions at this stage in proceedings.
Hot off the press, the Internationale - Sept 2006;
Arise, ye starvelings, from your f**king slumbers
Arise, ye f**king criminals of want
For reason in revolt now thunders
And at last ends the age of f**king cant (easily my favourite!)
Away with all your f**king superstitions
Servile masses, arise, arise – for f**ks sake
We'll change forthwith the f**king old conditions
And spurn the dust to win the f**king prize
Then comrades, come, rally, f**k
And the last fight let us face f**king (one for M.O)
The f**king Internationale
Unites the human f**king race
Then comrades, come, rally, f**k
And the last fight let us f**k face (another one for M.O)
The f**king Internationale
Unites the human f**king race
We peasants, artisans and other f**kers
Enrolled among the sons of toil and f**k
Let's change the earth henceforth for brother-f**kers
Drive the indolent from the f**king soil
On our flesh too long has fed the f**king raven
We've too long been the vulture's f**king prey
But now farewell the f**king spirit craven
The dawn brings in a brighter f**king day
No saviour from on high f**king delivers
No trust have we in prince or f**king peer
Our own right hands the chains must f**king shiver
Chains of hatred, greed and fear and f**k
E'er the thieves will out with their f**king booty (gangster rap version)
And to all give a happier f**king lot
Each at the forge must do their f**king duty
And strike the iron while it's f**king hot – ahhhhhh, who left the f**king iron on!
Who ever said it was right!
Gordon Brown is a fucking cunt!
He is a looser and I would hat the idea of him being PM. He should fuck off upto Holyrood and be first minister their.
Go on Brown Fuck off!
If i were a tory i would be jumping in the isles - Brown is unelectable!
Brown has already made one 'fucking dreadful prime minister' by supporting Blair in 1995.
You're right, Brown is unelectable, let's have him then so we can get rid of the lot of 'em.
hitchens - where are you, you sad bastard, but oh so cute and funny. Now come here and give me a big wet kiss and a squeeze of your ample arse then put the kettle on, there's a love.
I've told you, your suspects are all too old. They have nothing to gain in courting disaster in this way.
with all those resignations in mind (the most junior level in government).....given that Mr Brown has effectively wiped a layer of the government, his own government....and to prove it he was caught grinning leaving drowning street when this was all happening....
I wonder whether the word TRAITOR will ever be used, in this context.
jrr, you are a basstard. I just spat my lunch all over my keyboard. Oh, but so true...
As a Tory I am lovin' it. Can't wait for the fucking apalling Brown to be PM. He is an absolute c*nt and will render Labour unelectable for decades. Hurrah
frankenstien - see? I sincerely hope Brown gets in immediately.
Mind you, I've been told I smile when I'm screwing - only one person at a time though, to do it by the thousand you need politics or religion.
Labour general election song latest……
Postman Pat, Postman Pat,
Postman Pat and his f**king black and white f**king cat,
Early in the morning, Just as day is dawning,
He picks up all the post bags in his van.
Postman Pat, Postman Pat,
Postman Pat and his f**king black and white f**king cat,
All the birds are singing, and the day is just beginning.
Pat feels he's a really f**king happy man.
Everybody knows his bright red van,
All his friends will smile as he waves to greet them,
Maybe... You can never be sure,
There'll be knock...[knock knock] Ring [ring ring]
Letters through your f**king door.
[Hee Hee]
Postman Pat, Postman Pat,
Postman Pat and his f**king black and white f**king cat,
All the birds are singing, and the day is just beginning.
Pat feels he's a really f**king happy man.
I see that Mary Anne Sieghert in the Times today is using the 'men in white coats' rather than 'men in grey suits' analogy for what is needed in the Cabinet - an analogy fisrt raised a couple of days ago in the Blogosphere.
are bloggers perhaps making it too easy for journalists to poclet vast sums weekly?
Fear not, mon braves!
It's a pound of salt to a pinch of s**t that Gutless, Gormless, Graceless Gordon will not be the next PM.
Somebody read to him about Trafalgar, Nelson, telescope, eye patch, carry on chaps!
The nut doctors have a word for him, one eye an' all!
Can't remember what it is though.
hey nonny mouse said... "Is this a dagger which I see before me..." ... and just look what happened to him.
What happened to the real Macbeth was that he was an excellent and popular king who ruled for ten years.
You really should not fall for Shakespeare's pro-Stuart propaganda.
In the 'Land of the Blind' the one eyed man is King.
I've said it before and I say it again!
"Eye, Eye, that's yer lot!"
(Closing phrase from a famous, but hopelessly unfunny, music hall comedian).
Oh all right then I'll join in. i'll have to keep an eye out for that Brown bloke.
Call yourself Pundits!!
It's obvious - It was 'Fuckin' Hazel Blears.
Anonymous said...
Call yourself Pundits!!
It's obvious - It was 'Fuckin' Hazel Blears.
2:42 PM
Hazel who?
I think we should all be grateful that Media Glasses might actually have got one of his stories factually correct for once - maybe we could let him off the absence of a named source to mark this happy and rare occasion.
The man has POST WAR AUSTERITY written all over him..... I imagine it might drizzle for every day he is in power.
However, don't for a minute think Cameron is much better for an example of jaw dropping hypocrisy, see
http://www.ghostofhumphrey.blogspot.com
Hazel Fucking Blears
These bastards play their fucking games and meanwhile good people die in awful shitholes in Iraq and Afghanistan.
I despise the poodle and the wimp.
Fucking Hazel Blears
It's likely to be that cunt Milliband.
>Fucking Dreadful Prime Minister
I heard NR saying the same thing on one of the late news show last night. Whoever it was who said it, is absolutely right of course; GB has completely messed up the medium-/long-term future of the economy and will prove a disaster both for all us poor suckers, not to mention the Laboour Party (hurrah for that last bit!), if he ever gets to be PM - I hope enough Labour MPs/members waken up before they commit this folly.
Well whoever it was certainly set the tone for the language on this thread!
Anyway I'm of to Las Vegas on Sunday, I expect these arseholes to be even more fucked over whenI return Guido.
Toodle pip!
AnyonebutBlair said...
As a Tory I am lovin' it. Can't wait for the fucking apalling Brown to be PM. He is an absolute c*nt and will render Labour unelectable for decades. Hurrah
Many of us are lovin' it. Yep, this is exactly the kind of scenario we have long been waiting for...Gordo has "something of the one-term PM" about him. And England won't be voting for him.... Rehashed Bliarism with a hint of "son of the manse" moralising plus a non-personality ain't what the masses want.
Gordon, you have waited far too long and the political tide is decidely against you.
It was me!
All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason Nick Robinson is so out of the loop.
Gentlemen
Ladies like Verity & Regen=Coaster read this Blog
However provoked & however justified, can I urge everyone to moderate their bad language
Stop being angry ...... get even
I have the honour to remain your obedient servant
G Eagle
I am a lady and I like swearing. Sometimes, nothing else will do.
when I heard it on Newsnight last night I thought Reid, and I was still thinking that until I saw the Standard - someone had briefed that Hutton was leaving politics to make money in the City, so it was the purse-lipped Barrow shagger.
It was Margaret Beckett! She has form for saying fuck.
2br0rb said:
"What happened to the real Macbeth was that he was an excellent and popular king who ruled for ten years. "
anyhow, post-Blair, who cares about history? The play's the thing. Tripping the light fantastic an' all that.
The russians will be moving back to moscow when brown becomes PM.
By the way, its Hazel Blears not Ruth kelly that resembles Wee Jimmy Krankie.
Fandabidozi!
my money is on Reid he swears at the rest of us
"'Fuckin' Hazel Blears"
An act last performed in 1987 your Honour.
Does that not count as cruel and unusual punishment?
If Brown were to become PM tommorow, which Cabinet Minister would be the one most likely to get the sack?
He is a looser and I would hat the idea of him being PM. He should fuck off upto Holyrood and be first minister their.
Sad to see how bad Millbank's finances are that they are employing people with just the GCSE D grade as their English Language standard.
Still think it's Reid, although it might be amusing to know why such a bottomkisser as Robinson would even reveal that one of Tony's supporters swore at him.
I advance no claim to ladyhood whatsofuckingever. I have absolutely no problem with the gratuitous and recreational use of expletives.
The only good thing about Brown is that he isn't John McDonnell who I am sure would provoke a stock market crash if Labour ever allowed him to lead them.
Dear Shelob 5:02
I am sure you are always hearing this from your prey
but
Some achieve Greatness, some have Greatness thrust upon them
while others are born to Ladyhood
It is the way the Good Lord has made the World
...and thank God for that .... vive la Difference (for the benefit of French speaking Canucks)
and it is good for Gentlemen to express themselves accordingly
Your obedient (albeit aprehensive & unprotected by birkenstocks) servant
G Eagle
I can say quite categorically that it's none of the people mentioned. So really, who does that leave?
I feel so enlightened after reading the vicious, crude, childish, ungrammatical drivel here.
Dear Anony-mensch 12:20am
Are you proud Ophelia ?
If yes, you are at liberty to leave quietly shutting the door behind you and taking your Birkenstocks with you (whatever they are, but they seem expensive)
Prescott perhaps,really cant see him and Brown having anything in common,well apart fron a shit personality and a shared weight problem.
You must be f****g thick if you didnt realise Nick was a Labour toady
Anyone else think Gordon looks like Richard Nixon?