LibDem MPs Totty Report

63 comments:

Anonymous said...

Totty and Lib Dems = mutually exclusive events

Anonymous said...

Neither are 'events' you moron.

Anonymous said...

Julia Goldsworthy gets my vote

Anonymous said...

If you type into search engine 'old bloke with young babes' would you get Ming and.....don't think about it!

Andrew Young said...

Sarah Teather?

Shocking omission - put it right Guido

Anonymous said...

Featherstone - yes (please) but you can keep the others.

MorrisOx said...

Is this just about naked ogling, or is Iain Dale about to introduce another blog ranking?

I don't mind either way, but it would be nice to know my bog-eyed squinting at the flat panel served some higher numerical purpose.

I think Kirsty would be best in a mass debate, meself. Fnaar, arf-arf...

Anonymous said...

Julia Goldsworthy, 27, is single. But relax, boys, she's from Cornwall, where it's customary to have the same surname before you are married.

Anonymous said...

eh? Kirsty Williams is the only one who doesn't look like a transvestite.

Anonymous said...

Sarah teather may be a dog ,however, her head is just the right height to balance a pint on whilst the men around her discuss serious matters.

Anonymous said...

No accounting for taste. As a swing voter on the key issues, they'll have to muster more than this before they get my vote.

Anonymous said...

They are trying to offload the Ming's Mingers tag and are styling themselves "Campbell's Crackers". I always think when you have to give yourself a nickname it's a wee bit tragic. But after yesterday's performance when he thought they had won the Bromley by-election, maybe it is an observation rather than a nickname.

Anonymous said...

i went to university with Jo Swinson and a very nice down to earth girl she was then too

Anonymous said...

Sarah Teather will be disappointed, but for those who cannot get enough go here http://theofficialversion.blogspot.com/2006/09/hazel-blears-and-sarah-teather.html

It's a real problem, this. At first I thought I fancied Julia (sporty spice) Goldsworthy, but on reflection and a full and frank consideration of the issues, I nominate Kirsty Williams as the most fanciable. I will not cast aspersions about the obvious two-bagger.

Anonymous said...

Whilst knowing that I will probably regret asking this, what's a "two bagger"??

Anonymous said...

Thank God you've ignored Andrew Young in an appalling lapse of taste. Anybody who has ever seen the poison dwarf of Willesden Green up close will know that while she has cracking knockers for a gnome, she also has a certain glint in her eye that tells you she'll inflict teeth marks where God never intended...

Anonymous said...

Dear Anonymous 12.07


It is sometimes said that one would only have sexual intercourse with someone if they wore a bag over their head.

A lady described as a "two bagger" is unfortunately even less an object of desire.

In this instance, both the lady and the gentleman (or the lady and the lady or the gentleman and the gentleman) each wear a bag over their heads during congress, in case the bag falls off the lady's head.

I hope this clears up what can be a tricky situation socially.

Of course, in the instance of Mr Prescott and any number of named and shamed paramours, no amount of bags, snorkels, david blunkett masks or duck tape are adequate.

Anonymous said...

Missing is obviously the delectable Marina Pepper (the former Marina Baker) Lib Dem PPC for Kemptown, Lewes District Councilor and
former playboy playmate of the month and page 3 stunna ....should've been returned at the last general erect....err...election :-)

Andrew Young said...

Quote: "she also has a certain glint in her eye that tells you she'll inflict teeth marks where God never intended..."

I defer to your greater, and more painful, experience.

Anonymous said...

With all due respect, they look like an orthodontist's BEFORE pictures.

Anonymous said...

Give us a break Guido - Featherstone's a minger. Looks like a drag queen.
Still, she's rich...

Anonymous said...

they're all mingers

Anonymous said...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c9/Marina_Baker_headshot.jpg

Brighton Kempton PPC Marina is certainly a fair looking woman

Anonymous said...

Also on Marina...if memory serves she was also Matthew Freud's sweetheart at one time....lucky chap

Anonymous said...

The tory-libdem totty race is close I think.

If only the tories had chosen A-lister Julia Manning for Bromley & Chislehurst we might have to give in (http://www.ccfwebsite.com/mission_page.php?ID=45)

Still, at least both our gals are hotter than Blairs' "babes"...

Anonymous said...

Thanks anon 1:27
The full wiki (or should that be wiccan :-) entry is here

Machiavelli's Understudy said...

Julia Goldsworthy really is the only one there.

Describing the rest as 'totty' really is clutching at straws.

I think this demands a poll down the side of the page, if anything- you know- a la Iain Dale-style.

Anonymous said...

Caroline Hunt is nice, needs a little comfort and succour right now, and has a joke name.

Anonymous said...

Lynne Featherstone is truly frightening. Julia Goldsworthy is only made to look attractive because she's just the best of a bad bunch.

Anonymous said...

Having looked at the photo again, it appears that Julia G. does have a very manly jaw.

Perhaps the be-spectacled gnome isn't the only one with a secret to hide.

Anonymous said...

Andrew Young, 12.51: Yowser!

Roger Thornhill said...

Sarah Teather is not a dog. A guinea-pig, perhaps, but not a dog.

Based upon photographic evidence presented to the court, it goes to Kirsty. Honourable mention to Julia for the quasi-tombraider pose.

Anonymous said...

So, by common agreement, Kirsty and Julia go forward to the wet t-shirt heat.

Anonymous said...

I think the only honours here go to the photographers, who had to work with the material they were given.

MisterInquisitor said...

Jo Swinson?!? Gie's a break.

Face like a bulldog licking piss.

Anonymous said...

You ought to do something about your graphics, Guido. I read the caption under the photos as "dick above to enlarge".

D. C. Warmington said...

Pathetic line-up. For real totty take a look at the new chair of Scotton Pinkney PCC.

Anonymous said...

I don't fancy any of them.

Anonymous said...

Thomas Fuller said...
Pathetic line-up. For real totty take a look at the new chair of Scotton Pinkney PCC.

2:43 PM

Rock on Tommy, she's lovely!!!

Anonymous said...

Featherstone might have washed and brushed her barnet but age cannot belie the wrinkles; in her old style policies etc.
So what have we got now, a beauty parade of loathsome wimmin instead of policy, substance, independence and opinion.
We really are losing the plot in politics if this is relevance, OR does everyone now realise that the real power is in Brussels/Strasbourg and Westminster is now an irrelevance.

MorrisOx said...

Is she Margaret Beckette's kid sister?

The Remittance Man said...

The Definitive Remittance Six Pack Rankings (from left to right):

2
1
2
10

I'm with Andrew though, Tory Totty is much better.

RM

Anonymous said...

Are you kidding? I wouldn't even ride Jo Swinson into battle!!

Anonymous said...

Tory Totty is much better

Caroline Spelling - teenage lesbian. Cheryl Gillan - Moldovan prostitute. Ann Milton - Julian Clary.

And Ann Widdecombe.

No ta.

Anonymous said...

Personally, I'd like to take Jo Swinson up the rear with a minimum of lube.

That is all.

Anonymous said...

Julia Goldsworthy looks a mucky pup, I would

Anonymous said...

The one in white is the raver!

Anonymous said...

Sex sells. The allure of sex sells even more!

A lesson for us all.

Respec' for de uvvers, but forget it gals, know wot I mean 'Arry?

Goldsworthy for President of the UK!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Julia Goldsworthy looks a mucky pup, I would

4:23 PM

Ahem, where did draw that conclusion from? You must be a dogger.

Anonymous said...

Alan
cheryl gillan is more ukranian mature bride than moldovian prostitute.
The only good looking(ish) people in parliament are the gay men (you know who you are)
Although Goldworthy is athletic and she seems to be saying to me
" thats it crawl slave you know you want it" and I probably would.
Swinson , likes going to the gym does he?
Well if she does its not often enough ,plus, probably one of those bints who walk about with a piece of card telling them what machine to use next then set it on a 4oz weight setting just before you want to use it..

Anonymous said...

I'll have you know, I have slept with all 4 of these women at once. Ming took some pictures. I can confirm that at least one of them is a man.

Anonymous said...

Well I am not a lesbian, but if I had to, I would choose number 3. The others are blatantly ugly, and no one should pretend otherwise.

Anonymous said...

I defy anyone to say I am not the hottest totty after looking at this:

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41130000/jpg/_41130641_lynne_featherstone_bbc_203.jpg

Anonymous said...

Brush up well? You need to get out more mate.

Anonymous said...

Kirsty is definitely the best of a not very inspiring bunch. Though nice one "Lynne F" - that BBC photo makes 'you' look like Zelda from Terrahawks.

For better totty may I suggest http://www.oakleygirls.co.uk/, which is also supporting a worthy cause.

Tally ho!

Stan Bull said...

The Welsh one is half decent but the rest are distinctly unalluring. Tory totty is way superior even if they are all chick lit writers or lawyers....

Richard Bailey said...

If that is top totty, Guido, Mrs Fawkes must a very worried woman.

Anonymous said...

Precisely, Richard Bailey. But I worry that Guido might be sex-starved. What else could make his judgement so WRONG?

Anonymous said...

Jenny Willott (Lib Dem - Cardiff Central) has been unfairly overlooked - she has fantastic turquoise eyes...

Anonymous said...

None of them are a patch on Ruth Berry (Lib Dem candidate for Newcastle Central, 1997).

Anonymous said...

I was in Brighton, and heard julia Goldsworthy's speech. Now to be fair, I wasn't paying much attentiom (the SuDoku was a bugger) but when she was describing her constituency, she referred to Seb Coe being replaced by a Blair Babe and then by a Lib Dem gay.....
I checked with my more-awake colleague, who said something to the effect of, "No, you sad tosser, she said "Lib Dem GAIN!""

Did she?

Anonymous said...

Wistful, have you seen Ruth lately?

Carrying a few more pounds these days.

Anonymous said...

Jenny Willott has to be the top LD totty - closely followed by Kirsty. Maybe time to move to South Wales.