How to do Negative Political Advertising

36 comments:

Anonymous said...

Join the socialists and good looking girls will desert you.

Conservative girls are better looking worldwide.

Machiavelli's Understudy said...

Wouldn't mind joining 'er idea of a party...

Roger Thornhill said...

Just like women...got to have a nose about. Serves her right - no good ever comes of it.

Anonymous said...

My only love sprung from my only hate!
Too early seen unknown, and known too late!

Anonymous said...

Nine Songs reduced to 30 seconds. The girl always does a runner in movies, but not, alas, in real life.

Anonymous said...

If he were a conservative would she have at least have waited to be paid before leaving?

Anonymous said...

*guffaws at anon 2:25*

If he were a libertarian would there be two hookers competing to set a free-market price without intervention from etzzzzzz ?

Anonymous said...

Its two women.

Borrowing Guidos flat.

Stan Bull said...

Another triumph for centre-right/conservative tottydom.

Anonymous said...

Austrian advert.'Ve haf means ov making girls walk'

Anonymous said...

Another triumph for centre-right/conservative tottydom.

You are one hell of a loser.

Anonymous said...

So were your parents, allan luv. Did they ever exchange names post-conception?

Anonymous said...

He must be a judge and she's his cleaning lady.

Anonymous said...

Vote ÖVP I tell you, ÖVP. I mean Guido, if you're going to link to my blog I'm going to do my damndest to make the most of it...

Anonymous said...

But we never saw the brazil.

Anonymous said...

Do you think Ming Campbell's gonna 'cut a rug' tonight?(Or just dye one).

Northern Monkey said...

OT but I think I have a new favourite Hungarian Gypsey MEP!

http://www.brusselsjournal.com/node/1390

I think I need to cool down now...

Northern Monkey said...

OT but I think I have a new favourite Hungarian Gypsey MEP!

http://www.brusselsjournal.com/node/1390

I think I need to cool down now...

Anonymous said...

OVP Oestereich Volks Partei ?

Haider's lot?

Euronationalists, yes?

Are they really so libertarian that you really want us to vote for them? Or are they entrist neo-Nazis?

Anonymous said...

The OVP are not Haider's lot. The OVP is a centre-right party, currently running the country in a coalition with the FP.

Anonymous said...

She looks a bit like Ruth Turner - so he must be Guido and she's just seen the Sleazy Sweepstake form.

Anonymous said...

If it was that easy to get rid of totty once you have BEEN THERE I would have had pictures of Tony Blair and Lenin plastered all around the kitchen.

Might have missed a few cups of morning coffee, but it would have been worth it.

Anonymous said...

The ÖVP are currently in coalition with the BZÖ. The BZÖ are "Haider's mob" though that used to be the FPÖ. There's now a new FPÖ which are all the bits that didn't leave to form the BZÖ. Confused? So is most of Vienna....

As I've said in another place (see link above), Haider isn't half the demon he's made out to be and has done quite a bit of good in Austrian politics in terms of destroying the stifling excesses of Proporz. If I was still over there I would vote BZÖ, apart from the fact that they are falling apart and will probably only do well in Carinthia.

Bottom line - Haider is not Nick Griffin (or whatever the BNP leader's called).

Disillusioned and Bored said...

You tube is going to have a pretty major impact on the next election. I've written about it on my blog www.disillusionedandbored.blogspot.com

This is the perfect example.

Saucy Jack said...

Oh do Fuck Off!

Anonymous said...

Helga was flabbergasted when she saw 'Lucy' without her socks.
'Well, that's nichts was I'm payin'
him for,' she fumed, and decided to check the contract again more carefully.
There it was in schwarz und white and her heart sank: how could she have missed it? - 'No socks on Fridays' it read.
She couldn't complain that she'd been taken to the cleaners, the oversight was her own stupid fault.
In a huff she bounced out Lucy's flat and back to Soho.

Anonymous said...

Guido: what is it with you and sex videos? We come here for sensible political debate and a leavening of news-busting revelations about the A-list, as Raincoaster has testified elsewhere; not for immodest sensationalism.

Anonymous said...

In terms of voting it seems another Kanzler is not the great mover and shaker his spin doctors would like to say he is.

And in the week of his "great" conference speech as well. Maybe people north of the border don't like all this Damascean England FC support either and see through it for what it is.

Labour rocked by Scottish by-election defeat

Labour was rocked by a landslide by-election defeat uncomfortably close to Chancellor Gordon Brown's political homebase.

The Scottish National Party's John Beare won Fife Council's Markinch and Woodside East seat on a 30% swing since May 2003.

The ward comes under Glenrothes' Westminster constituency, next door to Mr Brown's Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath.

Anonymous said...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=407732&in_page_id=1770

Blair will face police 'within weeks' on loans

* Beat ya too it - that's what 5+ pints on a Friday night does for you Guido.

Anonymous said...

Damn that apartment is tiny, she hardly had any space to move in there. Im sure John the trendy hip Stalinist cnt Reid has about as little room to move in his pad in Chelsea. Such a downtrodden socialist area he comfortably lives in. I pray for him every night as he is a man of such principle and virtue. He loves Mammon and sticks with his undeniable socialist principles to the end. God bless you Johnny you careerist lap dog cnt.

marcuse said...

I think the one with then Chancellor Schoeder's ex-wife saying "I left my husband - you can too" was better.

Anonymous said...

Off topic but who likes the new webcameron site - just viewed the first video blog entry and was distracted from what David Cameron was saying by what appeared to be the family underwear drying on a rack in the background.

If this site is going to feature Samantha Cameron's underwear on a regular basis, then I'm going to be a dedicated viewer ...

Guido Fawkes said...

Javelin,

Err, Guido has been saying this for weeks if not months. Now do you believe?

Anonymous said...

Just listened to 'the latest podcast regarding ''after blair''on Iain Dale's blog.Baronhess Kennedy talks about bringing the blogs within the political framework.At the moment it's the only way I can escape from the BBC and the political framework.These last few days have given me a wonderfull chance to vent (Thank you 'Mr Fawkes').Unfortunately,it seems there's no way for any of us to escape the playpen.

Anonymous said...

'
11:30pm Anonymous "We come here for sensible political debate .... as Raincoaster has testified elsewhere ... "

Dear Senor Guido

It seems that some things change not

In 1914, it was said that :

* in Berlin, the situation was always serious, but never hopeless

but

* in Vienna, it was never serious, but always hopeless ... and still is

We have a hopeless government ... we need the diverting irreverent sensationalismus of your Blog & its Comment=Meisters (even including Regen=Coaster's poems)

Your obedient servant etc


G E

Anonymous said...

THe OVP lost and the SPO won!

A victory for the left - Guido perhaps you can get the Tories to run the same ad.

Keep it up (or not)!