Jerusalem Newswire Reports Levy En Route

34 comments:

Anonymous said...

Surely Mr Fawkes should be crossed off having "helped ye constabulary" with their enquieries a few hundred years ago.Ironically the other beauties on the playing card will probably have more success at bringing down the government of the day than he did.

Julian said...

Wasn't Ian McCartney 'interviewed' by Yates yesterday as well? Or do they have to be actually arrested by him?

Somehow I suspect that, with the Tories now being added to the list, that your cutout will have to be somewhat extended.

coshbrew said...

Philip Anschutz "If a peeage costs £1million what can I get for a cowboy outfit"

Senior memeber of Government "Only a casino in a dome thingy I'm afraid BUT it'll make so many millions you can buy as many peerages as you want."

Anschutz "O.K. I'll take it

Anonymous said...

Prescott gets the real Cowboy Outfit to play with when Blair`s on(yet another)holiday,God help us.

Anonymous said...

If a policeman talks to me, does that mean I been arrested?

No I suppose he has first to read your Miranda Rights and then tell you why......since you are not being charged he doesn't need to tell you what charge you face and he can invite his riends in with their rubber coshes to help you remember anything you forgot to mention.....................oh, and he might mention that the Americans have been askling about you and had you planned on visiting the set of "Law & Order" for a screentest

Anonymous said...

Ummm ... Sir Stelios is a Knight, not a peer.

Anonymous said...

Whilst, I accept that probably most of the political parties are as guilty as each other in the cash for Peerages Scandal and, every government since the dawn of time, cannot claim inocence in this matter. There is fundemental point worthy of note for the Labour party when they try to spread the blame. They are actually on watch at the moment. If it is and has been such a good system, Tony and his Greedy, Patronising, Nannying and Brain Dead supporters should at least accept that they have been caught and possibly, cocked the system up for everyone. They are the ones who should suffer the consequences and stop Bloody whingeing about it.

I hope every last one of them goes down.

Anonymous said...

Let's hope that Gordon isn,t on the list to be questioned by Yates. With Brown's record at answering direct questions it is highly probable that he would send Hazel Blears to answer any sticky questions. If that ploy failed and he had to appear in person, Yates would be well employed having an interpreter from the Bank of England and possibly a statistician on hand just in case he has to mention the word "money" in front of Brown. Yates won't have the benefit of an on/off switch. Mere mortals like myself use can use these switches to great advantage, whenever Brown starts rabbiting on, on the radio. Unfortunately for Yates of the Yard he would have to suffer.

Anonymous said...

Brown looks as though he is about to throttle somebody, in the above picture. Mind you, he has spent the last nine years thottling half the nation.

SimonW said...

Liked this headline in the Western Mail
Raptors closing in on Tony

Anonymous said...

Blair is certain to avoid prosecution, but if Levy does not, he would be tainted forever.

Would he then feel compelled to refuse his own inevitable ennoblement?

Gavin said...

Is there not a glaring...oops, sorry, a Blairing ommission from that list of photos? (or does a "Sir" not count as a peerage?) (cue daft handshake) - ah, silly me, all a misunderstanding on my part, it's a fair cop, guv!

Anoneumouse said...

Do we have a Kosher extradition arrangement with Israel under the Extradition Act 2003 ?
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Anoneumouse said...

What was Levy's bail condition, did he not have to surrender his passport

Anonymous said...

So they didnt take away his passport then...

Anonymous said...

Tony Blair to order an investigation into Prescotts dirty dealings? there’s more chance of snow in London tomorrow.

Andrew Ian Dodge said...

Guido did you not predict this event in my company a few months ago? Are you psychic or what?

Croydonian said...

If McCartney was questioned, I hope they gave him some phone books or somesuch to act a booster seat.

Anonymous said...

Francis Walsingham said:

"Even if the Tories had agreed to put some of their financial backers forward for peerages, they are not in a position to actually grant them."

And I don't suppose that anybody associated with the Labour Party were technically in a 'Position to grant' them when they 'nudged nudged, winked winked'

How I yearn for a political leader who ouses integrity. David D. did to a large extent. Dave 'hug a mugger/hoodie' most certainly doesn't.

Anonymous said...

Off topic, has anyone else noticed Al Qaeda's cunning plan to destroy the British economy by not assassinating Gordon Brown?

Anonymous said...

How much shit do you have to be in in London for ISRAEL to be a relative safe haven?

Anybody else wonder if this wasn't a bunk, it was a deal? As in, "Look, we don't want you here anymore, but we need some info. You don't want to be here now, either. Let's work this out."

Anonymous said...

Off topic, has anyone else noticed Al Qaeda's cunning plan to destroy the British economy by not assassinating Gordon Brown?

Brown did say he wanted London to be the place where Muslims came to do business............he sees Beirut as a role model...........multicultural with a vibrant construction industry

Anonymous said...

Even if Lord Levy had to surrrender his British passport he probably keeps an Israeli one under the bed, just in case.

Anonymous said...

....multicultural with a vibrant construction industry


Thanks Rick. Couldn't stop laughing when I tripped over that one.

Anonymous said...

coshbrew :
Philp Anschutz " if a peerage costs £1 million, what can I get for a cowboy outfit?" Well , he got the Dome for Free didn't he, despite all the planted stories on Al-beeb that he 'bought' it !

The Remittance Man said...

Even if Lord Levi of Backander did surrender his passport, dn't the Israelis still have "The Law of Return"?

Not that it did that American mobster chappie any good.

RM

Anonymous said...

Wow, looks like Sleazy Levy is doing a Shirley Porter. What a completely unpredictable suprise...

Anonymous said...

So Levy has now been telling Jerusalem Newswire that he's a MINISTER?!
http://www.jnewswire.com/article/997#
What a trustworthy fellow.

Man in a Shed said...

Maybe he's just going to pay his respects to Maxwell. (Shouldn't the police have his passport ?)

Anonymous said...

Pity we don't have the death penalty. Perhaps the next Conservative administration could make selling peerages a capital offence, and then get MI5 to do to Lord Levy what the Israelis did to Adolf Eichmann...

Anonymous said...

Dear Sheep Farmer
"Hypothetical"
Regards.
me

The Remittance Man said...

Kim Howells has been very noticable on the news today, showing up all over the place (Beirut, Tyre, Haifa).

But I haven't seen a single glimpse of Lord Levi of Backander's shiny, silver locks anywhere on tv.

I wonder where he is.

Anonymous said...

The well-placed advert next to this blog entry made me laugh more than the article itself. Hat tip to the product placement.

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