Globalisation Institute Totty Report

45 comments:

Anonymous said...

If you think that's a high totty quotient, mate, you've clearly never worked in advertising or PR! It seems the GI attracts an inferior class of bimbette.

Anonymous said...

I quite like the girl in the bath towel, second row on the left. Did it stay on all night?

Anonymous said...

Not so sure about that one at the bottom right.

Anonymous said...

It's is so good to know that you would never stoop to making facile, demeaning and sexist comments to increase your traffic.

Anonymous said...

Check out the third picture down on their own site:

http://www.globalisationinstitute.org/blog/

The bird is writing down her phone number for the bloke on the left (sheridan?). Is this the first live pull recorded on a guido totty report? What next a pictue in flagrante?

Anonymous said...

It's [sic] is so good to know that you would never stoop to making facile, demeaning and sexist comments to increase your traffic.

Isn't it? But, I feel, a shame that you feel pious, humourless sanctimony will enliven the message boards

Anonymous said...

Second row down second from right in black dress - Is that Kat Slater from Eastenders?

Guido Fawkes said...

Anonymong,

Are you in the right place? We specialise in that kind of stuff here.

Anonymous said...

eurosoc: Yeah I don't think he even makes it as male totty, 4 pinter of Stoli I think....maybe it was the anonymong complaining about being degraded so

Anonymous said...

To the 4th poster: Surely if "facile and demeaning comments" increase his "traffic" then that's what the market wants and it should be respected?

To the 2nd poster: No, the bath robe stayed on all evening, thank God - it wouldn't have been pretty underneath...

Anonymous said...

far higher totty quotient last night at the Flying Scotmans in Kings Cross *cough cough*

Anonymous said...

bottom right. with a coffee table.

Anonymous said...

I think all this sexist clap trap just enforces the sterio-type of men not being able to have a sensible descusion on politics without thinking about sex every 30 seconds or so.

However my wife has threatened to beat me around the head with a broken bottle for a week, if I post my usual stuff, about which ones of these find young examples of British womenhood "takes it up the pooper."

Anonymous said...

The gal in the bath towel looks like she's about to slap the guy in the blue and white shirt.

I think he may have offered to show her his "big new idea for development"

By the way Guido, is that rosé i spy being held by that bird in the 2nd row?

Anonymous said...

on the right second up from bottom Guido - one on left of picture - she looks the youngest girl in the room..........any info ?

Anonymous said...

You can't expect AAA totty at a gathering of aspirant do=gooders/lets save the natives types. Pink dress lady has hint of lascivious eyes.

Anonymous said...

Jesus H. Corbett, imagine being stuck in a room with that bunch of braying fuckshards. You poor sod.

ian said...

The totty quotient was high...

Shame you didn't manage to photograph any of it, really.

Anonymous said...

"It's is so good to know that you would never stoop to making facile, demeaning and sexist comments to increase your traffic."

It's alright, Mrs Fawkes, we'll make sure he doesn't get into trouble.

Anonymous said...

bunch of hooray henry types who should not be let anywhere near government

Machiavelli's Understudy said...

Are we counting 'totty' just as 'females', or are we counting it as 'fit, young laydeeez'?

I can only find two, if it's the latter. Mind you, I'm young, so the upper end of MILF is not to my tastes just yet. Give it another few months or so...

Anonymous said...

Rick,

She is a lovely girl - name starts with a C (that's all I'll give you).

You wouldn't stand a chance.

Neither would I. Sadly.

Second row, far right - cyclops?

Anonymous said...

A african free trade area.

Gosh not something african politicians have been talking about for a couple of decades.

Mind you after Blair's 'Commission for Africa' perhaps Dave feels that every revisionist party leader needs to patronise africa to get on.

Anonymous said...

Harry Basset would love to be taken for a walk or have his tummy and ears rubbed by the black haired, black dressed lady 2 down,3 across.

Anonymous said...

no, she's writing down the address of an establishment that caters for that 'sort of thing', because mummy told all these fillies they didn't have to do 'that sort of thing'. How depressing to see girls looking like something out of a seventies re-make.

Praguetory said...

Not many Africans, but I suppose they are trying to promote intra-Africa trade.

Curly said...

The totty quotient was high

Second row left-rather vertically challenged totty wrapped in a bath towel between two blue shirts. Was she a child accompanied by her parents then?

Anonymous said...

tip top totty tastic pics

Anonymous said...

Erm, Guido mentions all the CCHQ lot, wonks, lobbyists and assorted totty. But omitted the fact that there were a number of shifty looking hoodies from the Adam Smith Next Generation group - one of whom was spitting off the balcony of Gladstone's old house. ASBOs all round.

Anonymous said...

Free trade for Africans? And only one ethnic in the pics?
Institutional racism. That's what it is. Institutional fucking racism!
BTW, do you think that bloke, bottom right, is a goer?

Gavin said...

Some nice ladeez there!
I must say, the guy in the blue striped shirt (engaging Miss bathrobe in conversation) has a decidedly dodgy look about him. I certainly wouldn't trust a word he said. I do hope that the fine young lady wasn't taken in by his evil charm.
(Oh alright, it's pure jealousy)

Gregor said...

Guido, it's almost as if you produce these totty reports in order to specifically piss off stuck up lefties who read this blog through gritted eyes (or something).

For shame!

p.s. dibs on top right.

Anonymous said...

If that selection is indicative of the standard of totty in London, I'm glad I live in Asia.

Anonymous said...

A bit of free market capitalism has just got to be good thing for the Future of Africas people. A little effort to stop them killing and robbing each other first may have been a better place to start.

Peace though trade is not a new idear, pity in most of Africas case it has never been tried.

Anonymous said...

Yes Gary - I just read that 2500 Farmers have been murdered in South Africa since 2001.............looks like they are doing the Zimbabwe Thing by degrees

Anonymous said...

I think Mr Fawkes has been out of the market for too long and/or been in the sun for too long. Stoli goggles/double bagging all round...

Andrew Ian Dodge said...

There was quite a lot of Prescott-like behaviour coming from the male contingent...several of them were the ones with the cameras.

Anonymous said...

What, no Sheridan Westlake? Most people have broken their New Years resolutions by now, and I expect and demand that you do the same.

Anonymous said...

hmm... yes, what would get me spluttering into my champagne would not be AM's suggestion (a pretty good one on the whole) but his arrogance in telling African countries to do something that they have already discussed at length & committed to doing. Not sign of any great interest in the job at hand methinks. Far too busy concentrating on his money making side-lines perhaps?

Anonymous said...

I see Elena, Adrian and Amanda were there. Nice photos. Admit it socialists, we classical liberals have the loveliest women.

Anonymous said...

Clearly the last comment is by a New Labourite. African trade is a total mess - there is no commitment to free trade. ECOWAS has been around for TWO DECADES and still there are tariffs within Western Africa.

Anonymous said...

"Top Totty"? Does anyone with a chin really still say that sort of thing? For the record there are better looking girls than that bunch of biffers behind the tills at my local Tesco Metro.I see prison shirts are in fashion as well,wish I`d kept mine now.

Anonymous said...

All very worthy but I dont actually see any Africans there.I`m assuming that Pan African Free trade isn`t a throwback to the grand old days of the Slave Trade to appease those wanting Dave to return to traditional Tory values

Anonymous said...

Wonk Porn makes me feel so dirty.

Anonymous said...

Isn't Liz Truss of A-List and Mark Field affair fame top middle? Glad to see Tories are backing such 'successful' women on the A-List?!