In the latest part of their "relaunch", Mr and Mrs Mark Oaten unveiled their new-look this morning as they went canvassing with Ben Abbotts...
June 23, 2006 at 10:51 AM
Anonymous
said...
[Thinks] After thinking about this decision for a not inconsiderably long time, thanks to the Lib Dem policy of equidistance, I shall be unable to decide whether to support the left or the right, and shall be going home alone.
But at least my principles will be intact and my integrity unsullied..
June 23, 2006 at 10:55 AM
Anonymous
said...
Merciless Minga meets Stunning Sisters.
June 23, 2006 at 11:01 AM
Anonymous
said...
"If Bob Neill has the bare-faced cheek to try and two jobs at once, then so do I..."
June 23, 2006 at 11:10 AM
Anonymous
said...
"Cor... What a pair of tits!"
June 23, 2006 at 11:11 AM
Anonymous
said...
It's a straight choice!
June 23, 2006 at 11:12 AM
Anonymous
said...
Folks - could we not also have a couple of alternative suggestions for what is written on the badge?
June 23, 2006 at 11:12 AM
Anonymous
said...
Miss White 'I told you that Big Brother KitKat competition was a fix'.
Miss Orange 'Well, look on the bright side, we won't end up with embarrassing photos in the paper'..
June 23, 2006 at 11:20 AM
Anonymous
said...
Where exactly are his hands?
June 23, 2006 at 11:21 AM
Anonymous
said...
LIB DEM WARNING - The other two parties really ARE impossible to tell apart..
Ben says -'Prezza warned us about Cameron's chameleon qualities - but this is going a step too far..'
June 23, 2006 at 11:25 AM
Anonymous
said...
More to the point - 'Where exactly are THEIR hands..'
June 23, 2006 at 11:26 AM
Anonymous
said...
Of course, with Proportional Representation you get a second preference as well !
June 23, 2006 at 11:30 AM
Anonymous
said...
"Vote LibDem and get a pair of finger puppets!"
June 23, 2006 at 11:48 AM
Anonymous
said...
Between two cheeks, an arsehole.
June 23, 2006 at 11:52 AM
Anonymous
said...
Well I wasn't going to spend Ladies' Day at Ascot and come home empty handed..
June 23, 2006 at 11:53 AM
Anonymous
said...
Badge Caption 'Go on - I'm desperate'
June 23, 2006 at 11:56 AM
Anonymous
said...
Who would be desperate between such a pair?
June 23, 2006 at 12:00 PM
Anonymous
said...
Abbotts calls for a crack down on local t-shirt eaters as the two latest victims look on.
June 23, 2006 at 12:03 PM
Anonymous
said...
Come on girls, lets do this shot outside. Can't risk being seen near a coffee table.
June 23, 2006 at 12:12 PM
Anonymous
said...
Regardless to what happens 29 June, Ben Abbotts is already a winner!
June 23, 2006 at 12:12 PM
Anonymous
said...
Ben Abbotts gets support from both wings of the Lib Dem party. (On the Left, a representative of the "Beard and Sandals Brigade", on the Right, an Orange Book Liberal.)
Lib-Dems take a new tact to the debate between "Orange book" policies and old socialism.
June 23, 2006 at 12:36 PM
Anonymous
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Vote Liberal Democrat on Thursday and wake up to Page Three on Friday
June 23, 2006 at 12:55 PM
Anonymous
said...
Lib Dem campaign goes tits up.
June 23, 2006 at 1:03 PM
Anonymous
said...
He's saying I can have the one on ther left of the picture if I vote for him, and both of them if he gets elected.
I think this is an excellent policy now the LibDems believe in polygamy
June 23, 2006 at 1:03 PM
Anonymous
said...
Monica - "That Guido has got so bad recently that he has dug out this photo that most internet polito nerds had already found a week ago"
Ben - "Really? Can't believe that"
Gabriela - "No. 'tis true. Touch my bum"
June 23, 2006 at 1:05 PM
Anonymous
said...
Goldsworthy lookalikes campaigning in Bromley. Lib Dems deny they are using front bench doppelgangers in their campaign.
June 23, 2006 at 1:10 PM
Anonymous
said...
I think my swingometer's gone into overdrive!
June 23, 2006 at 1:13 PM
Anonymous
said...
I've spunked on both pussis!!!!
June 23, 2006 at 1:21 PM
Anonymous
said...
"I am a staight kind of guy just like..."
June 23, 2006 at 1:23 PM
Anonymous
said...
Lib Dem campaign is just bra faced cheek
June 23, 2006 at 1:29 PM
Anonymous
said...
They offered to give me a hand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 23, 2006 at 1:32 PM
Anonymous
said...
"I'm looking forward to three-way swing on election night . . ."
June 23, 2006 at 1:43 PM
Anonymous
said...
Do I get a T-Shirt then?
Only joking - although I have to say the standard of entry went down after mine. Must be difficult to get motivated once you have seen a master in action ;-)
95 comments:
Lib Dem gets cheeky with Bromley electorate
He's just a cheeky boy...
Cheeky Girls in challenge to meet Bromley's drop out population
Is that a bar chart in your pocket or are you just pleased to see us?
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So this is what they meant when they said I might face the squeeze!
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Ben Abbotts campaigns for more boobies on the beat!
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Ben Abbotts twinning here.
i'm actually straight... honest.
Cheeky Girls: "Touch my bum, this is life"
Ben Abbott: "Couldn't have put it better myself"
Lib Dems : From the middle you can screw left or right, or even both ways.
Not that i swing both ways or anything.
First you get the sugar. Then you get the power. Then you get the women. (Homer Simpson)
"I seek to ease Romanian entry and do not support the (Belgian) Services Directive."
Girls, don't worry that you haven't got any class - the Lib Dems are a classless party..
Bob Neill would look a right tit if he did this.
After being forced to pay back the stolen £2.5M the Lib Dems resort to pimping illegal immigrants for donations...
I believe in fighting for the centre ground in politics.
The middle aged, the middle class, and the midriffs..
I've still got my hair, so I can like women.
*** CLAPS *** Steve B
Better red than dead..
In the latest part of their "relaunch", Mr and Mrs Mark Oaten unveiled their new-look this morning as they went canvassing with Ben Abbotts...
[Thinks] After thinking about this decision for a not inconsiderably long time, thanks to the Lib Dem policy of equidistance, I shall be unable to decide whether to support the left or the right, and shall be going home alone.
But at least my principles will be intact and my integrity unsullied..
Merciless Minga meets Stunning Sisters.
"If Bob Neill has the bare-faced cheek to try and two jobs at once, then so do I..."
"Cor... What a pair of tits!"
It's a straight choice!
Folks - could we not also have a couple of alternative suggestions for what is written on the badge?
Miss White 'I told you that Big Brother KitKat competition was a fix'.
Miss Orange 'Well, look on the bright side, we won't end up with embarrassing photos in the paper'..
Where exactly are his hands?
LIB DEM WARNING - The other two parties really ARE impossible to tell apart..
Spot the Mingers
or
"I'm just looking after them for Lembit."
Ben says -'Prezza warned us about Cameron's chameleon qualities - but this is going a step too far..'
More to the point - 'Where exactly are THEIR hands..'
Of course, with Proportional Representation you get a second preference as well !
"Vote LibDem and get a pair of finger puppets!"
Between two cheeks, an arsehole.
Well I wasn't going to spend Ladies' Day at Ascot and come home empty handed..
Badge Caption 'Go on - I'm desperate'
Who would be desperate between such a pair?
Abbotts calls for a crack down on local t-shirt eaters as the two latest victims look on.
Come on girls, lets do this shot outside. Can't risk being seen near a coffee table.
Regardless to what happens 29 June, Ben Abbotts is already a winner!
Ben Abbotts gets support from both wings of the Lib Dem party. (On the Left, a representative of the "Beard and Sandals Brigade", on the Right, an Orange Book Liberal.)
Immigrants Dress in Rags, Claim Lib Dems
One Hit Wonder Desperate for Publicity, meets the Cheeky Girls
Ben Abbotts, Lib Dem Spokesman on Woman's Affairs
Lib Dems, All the Alternatives
Get the best of both, with the Lib Dems
"Cheeky Girls in Acrotomophilia Shock"
Lib Dems declare war against moths.
Lib-Dems take a new tact to the debate between "Orange book" policies and old socialism.
Vote Liberal Democrat on Thursday and wake up to Page Three on Friday
Lib Dem campaign goes tits up.
He's saying I can have the one on ther left of the picture if I vote for him, and both of them if he gets elected.
I think this is an excellent policy now the LibDems believe in polygamy
Monica - "That Guido has got so bad recently that he has dug out this photo that most internet polito nerds had already found a week ago"
Ben - "Really? Can't believe that"
Gabriela - "No. 'tis true. Touch my bum"
Goldsworthy lookalikes campaigning in Bromley. Lib Dems deny they are using front bench doppelgangers in their campaign.
I think my swingometer's gone into overdrive!
I've spunked on both pussis!!!!
"I am a staight kind of guy just like..."
Lib Dem campaign is just bra faced cheek
They offered to give me a hand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I'm looking forward to three-way swing on election night . . ."
Do I get a T-Shirt then?
Only joking - although I have to say the standard of entry went down after mine. Must be difficult to get motivated once you have seen a master in action ;-)
"Thats the last time Mark Oaten helps in one of my campaigns, but the fine looking Brazilian she-males can stay"
It was with some embarrassment that Ben Abbotts realised that the latest communication from Lib Dem HQ contained a typo:
"You had better get Minge down there to give the campaign a boost"
Badge caption - 'fcuk politics'
The new Lib Dem policy of Mormonism for established state religion is an unexpected hit in Bromley.
Steve B said: "Do I get a T-Shirt then?"
Yes. Which one do you prefer, the white one or the orange one?
More policy, less media-savvy. Vote Abbotts?
Though the headline will more likely be
Abbotts' PR horror - focus groups gone wild, or the red-top
N'un's cheekier than the Abbott.
Anon 2.46 - I'd have to say neither. They seem to be shoddy charity shop jobs by the look of them, all moth eaten!
Also can't believe no one has gone for the "Lib Dems Winning Here..." angle!!
Miss White : 'Do you think Guido will give us a cut if we manage to raise his advertising rates?'
Miss Orange- 'Well his budget has to be higher than David Miliband..'
Steve B. - 'Lib Dems Sinning Here' possibly ? hopefully ? allegedly!
Or 'Swing when you're winning'..
Lib Dems Twinning Here!
Sing when you're winging it..
Steve B said: "Anon 2.46 - I'd have to say neither. They seem to be shoddy charity shop jobs by the look of them, all moth eaten!"
Yes, moths are big this year, aren't they?
"Lib Dems swinging here"?
The other one no-one's bothered with is, of course, the old classic:
Lib Dems come from behind with a late surge.
Miss Orange 'What on earth is Hazel Blears doing reading Guido?'
Miss White 'Tony asked her to update the Labour Party website, so she's scrounging some ideas'.
I don't know whether Miss Orange and Miss White are famous or not..so delete as appropriate.
'It's BB for me'
'It's Celebrity BB for me'.
[With apologies for any David Davies supporters in the house]
Lib dem modernisers - The third way of the three-way.
"You're confusing me with someone else; I'm the one that doesn't give a shit"
A vote for the Lib Dems is a vote for illegal immigration
Vote for Lib Dem... or they'll release another song!
Ming Campbell and Vincent Cable undergo radical surgery in desperate attempt to win votes.
"When we tried to do a phot withy little Bobby his little head only came up to our boobies"
Lib Dems use metaphor to explain how fucked people will be if you vote for them.
So the Cheeky girls don't have any A-levels?
Help with our campaign financing, buy one get one free!
Get more bang for your buck with the Liberal Democrats!
Ben Abbott makes bid to become Party spokesman on Culture, Media and Sport.
Gosh, I'm no hero....just did what any man would when I saw Presa leap out and started clawing at their tee shirts.
Come back, Mr Forth, all is forgiven..
Moni 'Can't they hurry up and get to 100'
Gabi 'Yes, before the pubs close'.
Moni, Gabi & Ben - 'About bloody time ! Large G&T's all round !'.
Ben: Forget Charles Clarke, I'll show you some immigrants whose release really was a disgrace
In view of EU 'enlargement' into Romania next year, I feel I can say...
A certain PJ O'Rourke about babes and the strength of political movements springs to mind.
Ben Abbotts not winning here.
Lib Dems hope for a well hung Parliament.
Is anyone else thinking Mr Dudley from Little Britain?
"Richard Branson is an incredible campaign manager!"
I like em hot, I do. I am from Madras, I am.