Mervyn King also attended in 2003. As did Conrad Black who had been a regular since the 1980s, but now seems to be too preoccupied with other matters to attend.
You clearly haven't yet quite grasped this. The lizards are disguised as squirrels, and there are not and never have been any chameleons. However, would you care to count the Papists?*
"V" the TV series (shadowy conspiracy of people who are secretly lizards taking over the world) or "V for Vendetta" the comic/film (bloke dressed up like Guy Fawkes exposes evil right-wing plot).
Actually, both work I s'pose...
June 12, 2006 at 6:25 PM
Anonymous
said...
Who is the shadowy figure referred to as 'HM Queen of the Netherlands'? According to your bell-boy she was attending the Bilderberg in Ottawa from 4 to 11 June, but according to her personal website she was busy in The Hague on 7 June wining and dining the president of Ukraine. It must be bloody hard work being a queen.
Her squirrel alter-ego slipped up. It's a well known ploy of the little bushy tailed b'stards to disguise themselves as important people when attending these illuminati type affairs. Usually Squirrel Central are very adept at getting the timings right. Obviously someone goofed.
The Chief Squirrel (All hail his nuts) is going to be very cross about this. I expect tail twitching and excited chirruping will be taking place in The Chestnut Tree tonight. That'll mean bad news for some nutkin.
RM
June 12, 2006 at 6:32 PM
Anonymous
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Good scoop Guido. You've been a bit slack of late.
So let me get this right, the lizards are disguised as squirrels, and the squirrels disguise themselves as 'important people when attending illuminati type affairs'. I'm obviously missing something. Why do the lizards not transmogrify directly to 'important people', cutting out the middle-rodent?
This would have the advantage of negating the need for halal nuts for the Muslims, even on a Friday.
June 12, 2006 at 6:42 PM
Anonymous
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Did my old mate Jeff Skilling have an invitation because I don't think he'll be attending.............still if Conrad Black was a member they could hold the next one in a Club Fed open prison
Unlike Tony Blair and Ken Clark (who were caught out), lets hope that Osborne, but more particularly Balls declare this in the register of members interests.
Guido, real bell boys, dont have tips
.
June 12, 2006 at 7:40 PM
Anonymous
said...
"There were no signs of any lizards" You mean other than Georgie Osborne?
June 12, 2006 at 7:42 PM
Anonymous
said...
Of course bell boys don't have tips - they have bell ends...Queen B of the Netherlands has a drag queen looky-likey - however, the drag one drew the short straw and went to Ottawa but ended up going down a storm - she's now taking bookings. So I take it that the big Cs are going to walk the next election - surprise!! who else do the Bildies want us to invade? my Aunt Fanny ? now Lizard sex doesn't seem like such a bad idea..
June 12, 2006 at 8:00 PM
Anonymous
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No no no no no.
The lizards are really the Muslims in disguise, but they sometimes dress up as papists to confuse the squirrels.
In fact the only ones who don't disguise themselves are the Freemasons. They have been known to steal the halal nuts, but it's suspected that this is just because they like them better than the kosher ones.
Hmmm... Halal is kosher, except that halal nuts emanate from the lineage of Ishmael, and Kosher from the lineage of Isaac. Your inference that there is a Masonic predeliction for halal would imply an innate Masonic anti-semitism, unless they are prepared to admit squirrels as grand masters (all hail, His Nuts).
But if the lizards are really the Muslims in disguise, that might explain why lizards are haram. It does not, however, explain why the squirrels bury their nuts, especially on a Friday, when they should all be in their mosques with the lizards.
I just want to see if they declare this in the registry of members' interests.
June 13, 2006 at 11:04 AM
Anonymous
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A possibly dangerous course of action, I think.
Whilst I have no objection to a cull of the fluffy tailed little b'stards, is it wise to open a third front in the War on Terror just now? With most of the army in Afghanistan and Iraq could we contain a squirrel insurgency at home as well?
Especially as Mr Blair has recently declared his complete faith in PC Blair. We all know that this means major disruptions in the high command of the police force within the next few months.
Or is Mr Blair preparing to arm the traffic wardens and give them extraordinary powers to shoot on sight?
RM
June 13, 2006 at 11:52 AM
Anonymous
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Didn't Ed Balls once call Osborne a "silly wanker" as he walking out of the Commons? They can't be good mates.
Been at one of those parties again had they -
June 13, 2006 at 12:40 PM
Anonymous
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On a more serious note, one wonders why the media doesn't give these meetings more attention. What do the people who go to them have to hide?
June 13, 2006 at 8:31 PM
Anonymous
said...
Do the squirrels sing a song in "thin squirrel voices and fat squirrel voices"?
June 13, 2006 at 9:00 PM
Anonymous
said...
the thousand years may well be over, and all the ripe nuts can now be dug out of the ground
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According to this Ed Balls has been attending since 2001.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2003_Bilderberg_Meeting
Mervyn King also attended in 2003. As did Conrad Black who had been a regular since the 1980s, but now seems to be too preoccupied with other matters to attend.
Mr Fawkes,
You clearly haven't yet quite grasped this. The lizards are disguised as squirrels, and there are not and never have been any chameleons. However, would you care to count the Papists?*
*You may exclude Delia Smith.
It's like V, isn't it?
Which "V"?
"V" the TV series (shadowy conspiracy of people who are secretly lizards taking over the world) or "V for Vendetta" the comic/film (bloke dressed up like Guy Fawkes exposes evil right-wing plot).
Actually, both work I s'pose...
Who is the shadowy figure referred to as 'HM Queen of the Netherlands'? According to your bell-boy she was attending the Bilderberg in Ottawa from 4 to 11 June, but according to her personal website she was busy in The Hague on 7 June wining and dining the president of Ukraine. It must be bloody hard work being a queen.
http://www.koninklijkhuis.nl/english/content.jsp?objectid=16043
...Iain Dale told me it was.
Aha!
Her squirrel alter-ego slipped up. It's a well known ploy of the little bushy tailed b'stards to disguise themselves as important people when attending these illuminati type affairs. Usually Squirrel Central are very adept at getting the timings right. Obviously someone goofed.
The Chief Squirrel (All hail his nuts) is going to be very cross about this. I expect tail twitching and excited chirruping will be taking place in The Chestnut Tree tonight. That'll mean bad news for some nutkin.
RM
Good scoop Guido. You've been a bit slack of late.
Back to your best.
Mr RM,
So let me get this right, the lizards are disguised as squirrels, and the squirrels disguise themselves as 'important people when attending illuminati type affairs'. I'm obviously missing something. Why do the lizards not transmogrify directly to 'important people', cutting out the middle-rodent?
This would have the advantage of negating the need for halal nuts for the Muslims, even on a Friday.
Did my old mate Jeff Skilling have an invitation because I don't think he'll be attending.............still if Conrad Black was a member they could hold the next one in a Club Fed open prison
Unlike Tony Blair and Ken Clark (who were caught out), lets hope that Osborne, but more particularly Balls declare this in the register of members interests.
Guido, real bell boys, dont have tips
.
"There were no signs of any lizards"
You mean other than Georgie Osborne?
Of course bell boys don't have tips - they have bell ends...Queen B of the Netherlands has a drag queen looky-likey - however, the drag one drew the short straw and went to Ottawa but ended up going down a storm - she's now taking bookings. So I take it that the big Cs are going to walk the next election - surprise!! who else do the Bildies want us to invade? my Aunt Fanny ? now Lizard sex doesn't seem like such a bad idea..
No no no no no.
The lizards are really the Muslims in disguise, but they sometimes dress up as papists to confuse the squirrels.
In fact the only ones who don't disguise themselves are the Freemasons. They have been known to steal the halal nuts, but it's suspected that this is just because they like them better than the kosher ones.
RM
I always thought it was the Zionist plutocrats who dress up as papists to confuse the squirrels.Or am I mixing them up with the House of Saud?
Hmmm... Halal is kosher, except that halal nuts emanate from the lineage of Ishmael, and Kosher from the lineage of Isaac. Your inference that there is a Masonic predeliction for halal would imply an innate Masonic anti-semitism, unless they are prepared to admit squirrels as grand masters (all hail, His Nuts).
But if the lizards are really the Muslims in disguise, that might explain why lizards are haram. It does not, however, explain why the squirrels bury their nuts, especially on a Friday, when they should all be in their mosques with the lizards.
Stop boring on about lizards.
You started it.
We're not. We're discussing the squirrels. The lizards just keep interrupting.
I would like the whole list if anybody has it. Email to koioma at gmail.com
lovely scoop, more of this please, do you have only that page?
if ed balls is an honorary chairman, that must make gordon brown one seriously grand vizier lizard of bildergurg
doesn't the Bilderberg conference just put it all into perspective.
there is no left or right - only 1 agenda whoever is in power!
"there is no left or right - only 1 agenda whoever is in power!"
and all the cheques are signed in your name.
Mandy,Brown and Bliar not attending this year then ?
how does one dine a president?
Didn't Ed Balls once call Osborne a "silly wanker" as he walking out of the Commons? They can't be good mates.
http://scotlandonsunday.scotsman.com/index.cfm?id=2384972005
it could get nasty.....
BBC NEWS
Squirrel Cull Urged.
I just want to see if they declare this in the registry of members' interests.
A possibly dangerous course of action, I think.
Whilst I have no objection to a cull of the fluffy tailed little b'stards, is it wise to open a third front in the War on Terror just now? With most of the army in Afghanistan and Iraq could we contain a squirrel insurgency at home as well?
Especially as Mr Blair has recently declared his complete faith in PC Blair. We all know that this means major disruptions in the high command of the police force within the next few months.
Or is Mr Blair preparing to arm the traffic wardens and give them extraordinary powers to shoot on sight?
RM
Didn't Ed Balls once call Osborne a "silly wanker" as he walking out of the Commons? They can't be good mates.
Been at one of those parties again had they -
On a more serious note, one wonders why the media doesn't give these meetings more attention. What do the people who go to them have to hide?
Do the squirrels sing a song in "thin squirrel voices and fat squirrel voices"?
the thousand years may well be over, and all the ripe nuts can now be dug out of the ground
http://www.archive.org/details/HistoryOfDomination