Prescott Plays Hypocritical Happy Families

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's actually a sex-aid for OAPs known as a mounting block.

Tim Daw said...

Hezza? Don't tell me that Tarzan is involved as well?

Guido Fawkes said...

Alliterative typo. Corrected.

Anonymous said...

Guido wrote: "mistress #2 was approached by another tabloid newspaper about her relationship with hypocritical Prezza. She threatened to sue if they published..."

Are you talking about the Winter Queen, Guido?

And is the MoS going to run the story about her and Prezza anyway?

Anonymous said...

Comments are back. Hurrah!!!

Guido, do you have any little snippets on whether the rumour that there is mistress #3 in the works has any truth to it?

Guido Fawkes said...

Trevor Kavanagh talks of "serial adultery", Guido has been given a few names.

Am absolutely certain about only one more.

dizzy said...

I presumed there was a mistress #3 given that mistress #2 had threatened to sue. It was hardly likely that the MoS had an exclusive this the Roses of Winter Town so there had to be a third.

The question Guido is did you give genuine names or did you just mnake them up for fun! ;)

Anonymous said...

Shouldn't Prescott now do a photo-shoot outside a GUM Clinic to plead for extra resources and to show that cavorting with a woman with 9 lovers doesn't stop him thinking about his wife's health ?

"Deputy PM gets a clap at clinic"
"

Croydonian said...

Hurrah - the cheap seats are back. I wonder if there are any local gals ivolved so the 'I try to help you with the problems you sometime face' will have tad more resonance.

Anonymous said...

Thats just how David Brent would pose!!

Anonymous said...

It's his name wot made him do it!

John Leslie Prescott

A rather unfortunate ladies' man style co-incidence I'd have thought!

Anonymous said...

Who says God doesn't have a sense oh humour? Unless it was the ancient Gods of Old England sneaking out of their cage for a night of jollity and merriment.

RM

Croydonian said...

http://www.homepride.co.uk/images/left_panel_top_products.jpg

The real Mr Homepride. Although the text is the killer.

(Guido - if you think is sufficiently amusing to enable the image rather than just the URL, I would be grateful)