Gordon's Propensity to Mince

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

and anyway, that was posted 11 days ago, whereas Comrade Brown apparently visited last week. You get nothing for posting something that happened in the future.

Anonymous said...

He is skipping around like a spring Larry the Lamb because he thinks the premiership is his, his whole life has been about becoming PM.

Why do you think he is smiling?

Anonymous said...

Skipping around like Larry Grayson.

Croydonian said...

Private Eye has been making nude nudge wink wink comments about Broon for years

Anonymous said...

I must say Guido, Nick Robinson's newslog today bears a striking resemblance to a couple of posts you made last month (or the month before can't be bothered to look for them)

Anonymous said...

Homophobia will get you everywhere it seems, but it gets a bit tedious after a while Guido my mate. My good mate. My very good mate. (Remember me from school? nudge nudge, wink, wink)).

All I can say from looking at those photos is that Brown has really let himself go.

Guido Fawkes said...

Chum,

Thought you had stopped reading this blog and would never be coming back again.

Promises, promises...

Anonymous said...

All this reminds me of the episode about ten years ago when now Indy columnist Philip Hensher was sacked as a House of Commons Clerk for telling the gay magazine Attitude:

"I've a bit of a strange thing for Gordon Brown. It's the shagged-out look I like."

islingtonian said...

Our greatest brains are working on a slogan for Gordon's leadership election campaign, should such a vulgar exercise be necessary. "Brown Knows" is the current favourite.

Anonymous said...

didn't julie burchill do a rather sickening article on him a while back?

islingtonian said...

What other sort of article does Julie ever do?

Guido Fawkes said...

You are Ed Balls and I claim my £5.

Anonymous said...

Well, I've been to a wedding in Scotland and they kept going on about a dance called "The Gay Gordons"!

Serf said...

Maybe he swings both ways, after all he's spent the last few years screwing all of us.

Anonymous said...

you wouldn't be saying that if you were on the public payroll

stalin's gran said...

he can't be gay. He is married and has a child/children. He is not a Lib Dem.

Anonymous said...

Guido: can you juxtapose the Gordon in Goggles picture with the similar pictures of George W Bush (on "mission accomplished" day) and Mike Dukakis in the tank?

Guido Fawkes said...

In Guido's mind you already have.

Anonymous said...

Those posters who are rushing to avow the utterly and completely heterosexual orientation of the Dear Leader-in-waiting might like to look up a chap called Derek Ogg.

The whole saga bears a striking similarity to the private life of Michael Portillo - early gay experiences followed by emotional repression, marriage and, finally, reluctant revelation.

He'll probably deal with it quite soon, now that it's being talked about.

Anonymous said...

I misread it as a "propensity to MICE"!

If you look carefully, it does look like he's chewing rodents in several of the pictures.

Well it made me laugh...

Anonymous said...

John Wayne - He ain't a fag!